Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　"Clap la la la~"

　　"Oh!!!"

　　On the big screen, Yue Yunpeng blinked and turned to look at Wu Shaobai:

　　"Are you really afraid of death?"

　　"Hi."

　　Wu Shaobai waved his hand casually:

　　"What are you afraid of? If you look around on the BBS of our school, you'll know. I've already died socially on the BBS."

　　"..."

　　The audience was silent, and then burst into laughter.

　　"Okay. It seems that the quality of Peking University students needs to be improved..."

　　"Applause!!!"

　　In the boos, Wu Shaobai pulled him:

　　"Hey, Teacher Yue. Let me interrupt you."

　　"What's the matter?"

　　"fine."

　　Wu Shaobai's face was full of peace.

　　"I just told you that this is Peking University. As for me, I am a student of Peking University, so if I say why Peking University is not good, I am at most self-deprecating. But if you are talking nonsense like this..."..."

　　"How about it?"

　　"Tie a rope on the alumni bridge, and the other end of the rope is tied around your neck, and then push you down and hang it. After you die, you will be cut into eight pieces. , Liuyuan went directly to Peking University School of Medicine for an autopsy."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　Yue Yunpeng laughed, as if hearing some funny joke, and pointed at Wu Shaobai's nose:

　　"Isn't that wrong? Hahaha... I cut eight pieces, two pieces to feed the fish, and two pieces to suppress the demon, and there are only four pieces left! Not six pieces!"

　　The audience also wondered if Wu Shaobai was really wrong.

　　But then they saw their apprentice, who had been designated as a freshman, nodded calmly, and said in a slow and soft voice:

　　"The two pieces to feed the fish, the fish are too dirty, so don't eat them."

　　"Hahaha... ugh~"

　　The expression on Yue Yunpeng's face, who was still laughing wildly, instantly stopped, and turned into the helpless look of the signboard after being scolded.

　　One stop in front of the microphone...

　　"Hahahaha~ woo~~~~"

　　The students of Peking University may have heard the two people talking about cross talk in the theater, but it must be a very small part.Most of the students at one of the nation's most coveted colleges know them online at best.

　　The Internet and the scene were separated by a screen, so they couldn't feel the atmosphere at the scene, so they couldn't understand how impoverished Yue Yunpeng's sudden expression was.

　　Instantly burst out laughing.

　　And Wu Shaobai and Yue Yunpeng also knew that after the burden of these few pads was exhausted, they had to live.

　　The opening is the opening.

　　Ten minutes to fifteen minutes, this time is the best.

　　So, when the audience's laughter gradually closed, Yue Yunpeng said:

　　"Wu, you're going to die!? You can't do this to me, you know? Do you know who I am? How dare you talk to me like that?"

　　"...Yue Yunpeng, 1.7 meters tall, weighs 17, likes to eat dumplings, a meal of 17 dumplings is used as the base, and a paragraph of cross talk can't exceed [-] characters, otherwise a catty of seven taels of cerebrospinal fluid It will not be able to achieve the cooling effect, causing the brain to "bang! ” exploded, burning the brain composed of seventeen grooves and fissures, destroying [-] cranial nerves, causing hemorrhage in [-] cerebral blood vessels including the amygdala, orbitofrontal cortex, insula and lateral prefrontal cortex, and finally died at the age of [-]. Gong Sui, suddenly..."

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　The students in the audience burst into laughter and cheers.

　　And Yue Yunpeng sighed secretly while putting on a blank expression...

　　This burden is what Wu Shaobai wants to add.

　　The number 17 seems to be a lot in this passage, but in fact the previous ones are just to set off the following words.

　　As for the latter, when he first heard what Wu Shaobai wanted to say, he was a little puzzled.

　　Because in his opinion, the joke of this sentence is all in front.

　　The baggage is also in front.

　　If you add those things that you don't understand, it seems a bit redundant.

　　But Wu Shaobai told him that the big guys in front of this sentence may not laugh, but in the back, they will laugh.

　　A good cross talk actor should talk about cross talk according to audiences and occasions.

　　In a place with a strong academic atmosphere like Peking University, there is nothing that can arouse the audience's "¨"superior" laughter more than making a bad joke in the academic world.

　　To put it bluntly.

　　Many individuals simply do not understand brain structure, but they do.

　　Many individuals may not all know Gong Sui, but they do.

　　These gaps in knowledge are a process that these top students have been accustomed to enjoy since they started school.

　　Although they may not be able to fight the bad students who used to be "scumbags" in their eyes in the future, but as long as they are on campus for one day, such a famous university will not be able to deal with the food chain such as 985. will exist forever.

　　Use knowledge to tease the poor, and everyone outside may be at a loss.

　　But here, once it fits the small arrogance of everyone, it can produce a different effect.

　　Obviously, Wu Shaobai succeeded.

　　Feeling the laughter of the audience, Yue Yunpeng defended himself step-by-step, even though why...

　　The two continued to slowly bring the audience to life.

　　With a tacit understanding, all kinds of burdens come at your fingertips.

　　Yue Yunpeng's condition is getting better and better, making many viewers and teachers remember this people with a relatively unfamiliar name before.

　　The place is getting hotter.

　　The atmosphere is getting better and better.

　　Finally, with the sound of bamboo boards, the two sang "Demolition of the West Wing", and the cross talk ended.

　　It took 12 minutes and 33 seconds.

　　The crowd cheered when they came off. .

Chapter 354

　　Xu Deliang and Wang Wenlin came to power.

　　At the backstage, Yue Yunpeng, who has completed today's task, asked directly:

　　"How's it going? Is it okay?"

　　Wu Shaobai said in his heart, didn't you ask this knowingly?Rolled his eyes:

　　"Can't you hear it from the cheers?"

　　"Hey hey... It's just that the time is too short to be enjoyable."

　　He smacks his mouth.

　　Slightly sorry.

　　"If you don't have enough performances, then you can just wait. You probably won't be able to get in if you open a special show by yourself, but if the time is right, I will open a special show here, and then you will have a big job, how about it?"

　　Hearing Wu Shaobai's promise, Yue Yunpeng smiled brightly:

　　"Hey, that's right!"

　　"Well, let's go. I'm telling my master to live on~"

　　The two walked side by side towards the waiting room.

　　……

　　"Young masters, it's a good drive."

　　As soon as the two came in, Guo Degang laughed and praised.

　　Yue Yunpeng smiled very proudly...

　　He rarely showed this kind of expression in front of his master, but he couldn't control it today.

　　Peking University...

　　Tsinghua...

　　In the past, Yue Yunpeng didn't even dare to imagine what a chair at Peking University would look like, but today he stood on the stage and told the people of Peking University a cross talk for more than 297 minutes.

　　It also received applause from everyone.

　　Not to mention...the family is still sitting underneath.

　　Thinking of this, he couldn't control the emotion in his heart.

　　Guo Degang also understands.

　　This apprentice of my family is now taking such a step by step, beginning to show a very unique performance characteristic.

　　Cheap, so to speak.

　　But also have to admit, he has been enlightened.

　　Although today's performance is a bit shorter, the experience it also brings to him is probably unforgettable for a lifetime.

　　If it were normal, he might be banging.