Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　"Three feet up, there are gods, and gods are above. As a teacher, that is, a teacher, a teacher, a preacher, a person who has been taught and deceived! I can't talk nonsense. Talking nonsense is misleading the children. This is not a teacher, a god Guilty!"

　　"Then this third foot..."

　　"The third chi is the first sage of Confucius and Mencius. Storytellers should always remember their responsibilities, persuade others to be kind, and not take the responsibility of the teacher. This is a three-chi podium. Of course, there are also sayings that people from heaven and earth are respected. Three talents, but no matter what, since the storyteller is called a gentleman by others, he must take the responsibility of a teacher who has been preaching and educated, and may not teach anything, but he must also educate and persuade people to be kind. , Pingshu Pingshu, Pingshu relies on saying, what do you say? It is about benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom and trust.

　　"Oh~~~"

　　Under Hou Zhen's enlightened expression, the audience burst into applause.

　　Although some viewers have heard this truth in Deyun Library, more viewers have heard it here for the first time.

　　Quite a bit of knowledge.

　　Wu Shaobai continued:

　　"As for storytelling, although it is also a craft, it is not for everyone. Although people who talk about cross talk also need to learn, but if some people are physically inconvenient, they really cannot learn this thing. "

　　"Oh? What's another word for this?"

　　"It's simple, everyone, let's make an analogy. The threshold for talking about cross talk is very low. As long as you are not someone who has some problems with articulation, you can say it if you have a mouth... So, this line is full of With so many liars..."

　　"Stop, stop...Mr. Wu, hey Mr. Wu."

　　When Hou Zhen heard that he was about to start again... He quickly supported his body:

　　"We're off topic, off topic..."

　　"Uh... off topic?"

　　Wu Shaobai scratched his head awkwardly amid the audience's laughter:

　　"Mainly with you, I unconsciously wanted to say something..."

　　"Oh, ho~ okay, okay, don't share the firepower with your uncle."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　In laughter, Wu Shaobai shrugged:

　　"Okay, okay, let's go back to storytelling. Why don't you say that people who are not in good health can't come, instead of being so eager to learn and deceive like cross talk, that group of idiots..."

　　"Oops, okay, okay..."

　　Hou Zhen pushed him directly.

　　"Didn't you tell me..."

　　"What should I do if I turn over there without realizing it..."

　　"Come on...you go on."

　　"In short, people with some physical problems can't come to storytelling."

　　"What's the matter?"

　　"We're making an analogy, like I have something wrong with me."

　　His arms suddenly dipped, his fingers spread out, and his hands were clasped near his creaking dimples.

　　Then the eyes slanted, the mouth slanted...

　　That look immediately amused the audience.

　　"Hahaha~"

　　 And hearing this laughter, Wu Shaobai quickly waved his hand:

　　"Let's talk about it first. We're not talking about laughing at disabled people. We're just giving an example based on the situation. If I offend you, I'm here to apologize. I'm sorry."

　　As he said that, his hand slammed back again.

　　And Hou Zhen also nodded:

　　"Oh, there's something wrong with the hand, the old Yanjing people call this a scorpion."

　　"Yes, scorpion. Such a person can't come to storytelling."

　　"What's the matter?"

　　"I'll teach you a lesson."

　　As Wu Shaobai spoke, he took the initiative to stay away from the stage.

　　As he walked, he crossed his arms, his mouth was slanted, his eyes were slanted, and he staggered one step at a time.

　　The audience laughed.

　　Hahaha~

　　Learning is so similar. .

Chapter 372

　　"Hahaha~"

　　Seeing Wu Shaobai walking to the microphone, all the audience in the audience burst into laughter again.

　　And walking to the microphone, Wu Shaobai said:

　　"Again, we really didn't mean to laugh at people."

　　After he finished speaking, he suddenly bent down to grab Xingmu on the table.

　　Maybe it was because the force was too strong, or maybe it was because he couldn't maintain his balance with such an arm, the big guy heard a "dong" sound, and his head slammed directly on the table.

　　"Ouch!"

　　Hou Zhen hurried to help, and then saw Wu Shaobai squatting on the ground, rubbing his forehead.

　　"Hahaha……"

　　"Hahahahaha..."

　　"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

　　The audience burst into laughter, and when he heard their laughter, Wu Shaobai covered his head speechlessly and stood up:

　　"I'm still laughing..."

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　Hearing the audience's laughter, his eyes filled with helplessness.

　　Just now, I really didn't stand still and hit a porcelain solid.

　　After re-positioning, Hou Zhenxue was smart, and reached out to give him a hand.And Wu Shaobai also knew that 29 could not bend too hard, so he bent down slowly, and grabbed Xingmu with his other right hand:

　　"Snapped!"

　　"Telling books and singing operas to persuade people, the three roads are in the middle of the road! Good and evil will eventually pay off! The right way in the world... bang!"

　　In order to follow the set poem in the first shot of Awakening, it seems to the audience that he is trying hard and fierce, but in fact it is intentional.

　　There was another "dong" sound from the microphone...

　　"...hahahahaha..."

　　Looking at Wu Shaobai who crouched down again, Hou Zhen couldn't help laughing and laughing, and said:

　　"Why don't we come here, I'm afraid you'll be killed here, you won't be able to do it."

　　"No! It must be finished!"

　　Wu Shaobai's face was full of stubbornness, and he grabbed Xingmu tremblingly:

　　"It's vicissitudes!"

　　"Snapped!"

　　Wake up and take a shot, and the applause from the audience is neat and loud.

　　"it is good!!!"

　　Wu Shaobai rubbed his head and said:

　　"Everyone, have you seen it? This is how young I am. If I get old, I have to die like this!"

　　"That's not likely."

　　Suddenly, Hou Zhen said:

　　"It really doesn't work, isn't it the same if we remove the setting poem?"

　　"Remove? That won't work either."

　　"Okay, it's definitely fine."

　　"Look, are you raising the bar? Come, come, I will teach you a storytelling paragraph, you should read it first."

　　Saying that, he stood up straight, with a red forehead on his back:

　　"Let's talk, the big hero is sitting in the room, and suddenly he hears the sound of Xiujian, ROU~~ slap!"

　　Speaking of which, he also drew a left-to-right movement to show that an arrow was flying by.

　　Then he transported his dantian, and said in his mouth:

　　"My heart said that this is a thief! Step forward, twist your waist, push the door and go out, using a move to fight the night and hide the sword!"

　　While speaking, he picked up a fan and held it in his hand for the sword and blade. When he shouted that trick, the fan danced around his body, and finally the horizontal sword immediately stood on the stage.

　　"it is good!!"

　　The audience shouted hello again, and Wu Shaobai said again:

　　"That's it, if there's something wrong with your hand, watch it."

　　Saying that, he parted his arm and stretched out a finger:

　　"The big hero was sitting in the room, when he heard the sound of arrows outside the window, ROU~ slap!"

　　Originally, when he gestured for this action, his figure was extremely unrestrained, opening and closing.But as soon as the hand is separated, the only body language that the whole person can wave is the fingers.