Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　……

　　"Everyone, how are you?"

　　Yu Xuan asked the audience with a smile.

　　Needless to say?

　　Some viewers even patted their palms red.

　　Among these people, there are quite a few fans, such as Yu Kuizhi, Gao Qingkui, Jin Shaoshan... I have heard a lot of high-pitched accents from these people, and I also know that the boy's voice is actually the easiest to sing.Because the child's voice has not changed, it is very simple to make a child's voice.

　　But a boy like Wu Shaobai, who has passed the voice changer at first sight, has such a bright voice.

　　This is a talent that cannot be learned.

　　At this moment, what else can you do other than applaud?

　　"It's ugly, it's ugly."

　　As if the Gaoqiang didn't exist just now, Wu Shaobai bowed his hands to the audience.

　　Guo Degang also smiled and said:

　　"My dear, this is really high. You have stepped on your master to the ground."

　　"Who is it? It's nothing. The child's tune is for the grandfather's meal, and nothing else, as long as he is a little taller than you."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　Yu Xuan replied, and both partners laughed.

　　Then, Guo Degang said:

　　"Son, this Gaoqiang is over. Today, my eldest brother and sister-in-law are also sitting here. Do you have any other work in hand? Use it so that they can also see your growth."

　　"Have."

　　Wu Shaobai nodded:

　　"The four subjects of cross talk are to learn to sing. Just now, I learned to sing. Our singing is the lyrics of Taiping. This old audience should know it."

　　"So you're going to sing Taiping lyrics?"

　　"Don't sing, why am I singing that?"

　　"...Then why you said it...?"

　　"Give you both knowledge."

　　Suddenly, his sleeves began to flick, and the gentle and elegant young gentleman suddenly turned into a blind liar.

　　Looking at his appearance, Guo Degang and Yu Xuan glanced at each other...

　　"This apprentice... did you accept it?"

　　"I took it... What he just said... Did he look down on us?"

　　"This...I don't know either."

　　"That's to look down on us."

　　Yu Xuan responded, then waved his hand:

　　"Okay, this is not a water sleeve, what are you talking about... Wu Shaobai, what you said is wrong. I taught you the four homework of cross talk. What are you doing with this thing out of the blue?"

　　"Laughing at you."

　　"I……"

　　In the audience's smiles, Yu Xuan was stunned...

　　"Why are you laughing at me?"

　　"I laugh at your level of business."

　　"……I?"

　　Yu Xuan pointed to himself:

　　"My business level is not good?"

　　"What do you think, sir?"

　　Hearing Wu Shaobai's words, Guo Degang rubbed his hand on his chin, as if thinking...

　　"Well...I think it's normal. So what do you want to do?"

　　"Master, my family is here today. My master's level is not good, but I can't be ashamed. How about you give me a hand?"

　　"You said, what's the way to do it?"

　　"My master doesn't play allegro. I'm going to start today with a book on a bamboo blackboard, but I can't sing with your unlucky widow apprentice. I look up to you, so you come and give me a play, I want to play allegro. book~"

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　After hearing what he said, Guo Degang looked at Yu Xuan...

　　"Master."

　　"how?"

　　"He...I understand when he scolds you. I understand when he scolds my apprentice...Is that part of me...he...is he complimenting me?"

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　Seeing the puzzled appearance of the always shrewd head Deyun, the audience burst into laughter.

　　These three people...that's really interesting!

　　(Jia Geng is still full of sincerity! In addition, I have read the comment area. The word "entertainment" is included at the beginning of this book. Anyway, the entertainment article is not recommended. If the original heroine is really troublesome, I am mainly worried about your sense of substitution. It's not enough, so let's just... right. If you describe it, don't worry, the old author has definitely written skills, don't worry, just follow, I thank you all for your support!).

Chapter 44

　　"Okay, kid, just hold me like this for you, and I'll give you a ride. Tell me, what do you want to sing?"

　　"I want to sing "Double Hall"."

　　"Oh?"

　　Guo Degang was surprised for a while, then glanced at the audience, and saw that many audience members were puzzled, and some of the older audience seemed to remember something, and after their faces were full of doubts and memories, he took the initiative to say:

　　"Many younger audiences may not have heard of "Tongrentang", but older audiences must have heard of a person, this person is called Gao Fengshan. That is, the deceased head of Gao Pai Allegro. And this joke is also true It's a joke of a high school housekeeper. But why are people so unfamiliar with this joke? In fact, the reason is very simple. A thousand words, summed up in one sentence is difficult to sing."

　　As he took out the allegro from the pocket of his coat, he said:

　　"Why is it difficult to sing? Because this joke has high requirements on the actors' comprehensive performance and physical strength. There are not many cross talk actors who can talk about it. In the past ten years, the inheritance is almost broken. Even if someone said it, they would I chose a shorter version, and only mentioned twenty or thirty names of medicines, and the audience could hardly hear the story. They may not know the whole book~ and the original version of this story is very playful, about a "wood thief" and The story of a pile of Chinese herbal medicines. Everyone knows Chinese herbal medicines, what kind of donkey whip..."

　　"Hey, why am I here too... uh..."

　　The audience was stunned for a moment, and then they all reflected.

　　Aren't you scolding yourself?

　　Qi Qi laughed out loud.

　　Guo Degang waved his hand:

　　"Don't beautify yourself."

　　"me?……"

　　"Hahaha~ Let's go back. The names of Chinese herbal medicines are difficult to remember. This is one of them. What is the other? It is compatible. Some bamboo blackboard scripts will put some empty words in order to rhyme, or find some words that seem useless and put them into it. But "Tongrentang" is different. For example, you all know what bezoar is. You know what a dog is, right? From the perspective of modern Western medicine, both are actually the product of organ lesions of cattle and dogs, but they can be used as medicine. In "Tong Ren Tang", bezoar must come with the dog. Sing, why? Because Mr. Gao deliberately checked the materials when he created this bamboo blackboard book. Shaobai, what are the materials?"

　　"Uh……"

　　Wu Shaobai was thrown out coldly and was sluggish, but he responded quickly and said with a smile:

　　"The combination of the two medicinal materials of Niuhuang Goubao, the third chapter of "Ping Gui Zhuan" by the Taoist branch of the Ming Dynasty also praised a poem: "There are only five kinds of medicine in the Jumbo Dan, and the Bezoar Goubao is stored in one place; the water tablets and ginseng are fine powder, Use half of the big bead. ”, said that these two medicinal materials were used to make a kind of medicinal pill called Jue Ming Dan, but that was just a fabrication. To be honest, Bezoar Goubao is actually a stone. Goubao has a slightly fishy smell and a slightly bitter taste. ..."

　　Before he finished speaking, suddenly, the audience could only hear a few children in the audience shout in unison in different voices:

　　"It is powdery when chewed without sand. It is sweet, salty, and flat. The main function is to treat qi, open stagnation, and detoxify. It is used for choking diaphragm, nausea, and carbuncle sores."

　　Wu Shaobai's eyes lit up, and everyone was confused...

　　"Oh, not bad, have you memorized all the books that grandpa gave you? That brother is asking you, this bezoar..."

　　"Cold in nature. Can be used for antipyretic, detoxification, and calming convulsions. Oral use to treat high fever, coma, madness, convulsions, convulsions in children.

　　Several children followed Wu Shaobai's words, and the voice was clear and catchy, attracting the attention of all the audience.

　　Wu Shaobai smiled even more happily:

　　"Haha, okay, then how to use medicine?"

　　"The two are combined into one, the bezoar is the king, and the dog is the minister. The combination of the medicine can adjust the heat and smooth the qi, and it has infinite wonderful uses. Brother, how do you use it..."

　　"Alright, alright."

　　Listening to Wu Shaojun's crisp words, Wu Shaobai waved his hand:

　　"Everyone, the children at home have made a fool of you."

　　The audience was speechless, but the applause sounded very warmly.

　　"Everyone, take a look, listen to cross talk to increase your knowledge?"

　　Following Guo Degang's words, what about the audience...

　　Actually a little confused.

　　Although everyone vaguely knew what Niuhuang Goubao was, they suddenly heard Wu Shaobai introduce such a bunch of things. Although... I didn't quite understand it, it really sounded very powerful.But what's even more rare is that these children who call Wu Shaobai's brother can do it, and they all recite in unison, not a word is wrong...

　　What is the heritage of this family?

　　On the other hand, the Wu family... The children of the Wu family are familiar with medical books. This is the most basic requirement, but it is really the first time to show their faces in front of hundreds of people.

　　Parents also feel that their faces are bright.

　　Especially the old man Wu, his face is full of gratification for his children and grandchildren.

　　Then, with the surprise of everyone, Guo Degang said: