Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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"Oh!!! Mr. Wu!!!"
No more tricks, Wu Shaobai stood up, bowed to the audience, and then said:
"I was wrong, I'm sorry! Teacher Buqun, I'll make amends for you. Go ahead. I brought my girlfriend to listen to cross talk today."
"It's almost... Hurry back to the backstage in a while, and I'll wash your feet~"
"Hey~~ why did you say such humble words in such a tough tone?"
"Hahahaha~"
The audience's laughter brightened a bit.
But many people still set their sights on Tong Liya...
Mr. Wu's girlfriend?
... Mr. Wu has a girlfriend! ?
quite pretty....
Chapter 402
Although the big guy knew that Wu Shaobai was behind, the cross talk came one after another.
And when it was more than 9 o'clock, Xu Deliang and Wang Wenlin came to the stage.
Wu Shaobai paid attention to the audience...
OK, very little to go.
Then he began to listen carefully to Xu Deliang's jokes, and found... Sure enough, he hadn't innovated for a long time.
I just don't know... Whether he has already decided to leave and keeps the good life in his heart, or... Really intends to count on these few paragraphs to be fooled all the time.
After listening for a while, Tong Liya yawned and said in a low voice:
"I've heard this passage many times."
"... um. Sleepy?"
"A little..."
"Then why don't you go back?"
"I'll accompany you, are you going home tonight?"
"Correct."
"...Then we take time to open an hourly room?"
"Farewell, there will be a meeting for the youth team later."
"Oh, yes, I forgot about this... Then I'll endure it, hehehe..."
Wu Shaobai also smiled.
While laughing, there was a hint of speechlessness in his eyes that he had just reacted to.
My own thoughts didn't follow the crosstalk ideas on stage?
... When did Xu Deliang's cross talk degenerate into this?
Or, he didn't even care when he was performing?
……
After a crosstalk performance, the audience began to leave the stage.
But Wu Shaobai didn't move.
It's just that Tong Liya quietly walked out.I plan to have less people coming in after a while~
Some viewers actually asked him for a group photo, but there was no one to sign... I guess they didn't bring a pen when they came.
Saying goodbye to these new audiences who knew they were coming for the first time at first glance, Wu Shaobai looked at the stage that didn't even have a comeback...and said nothing.
After waiting for the audience to leave, Tong Liya walked in.
And Wu Shaobai just sat there and didn't move, staring blankly at the stage.
She thought for a while, but instead of sitting next to her boyfriend, she helped the waiter to start cleaning up a little bit.
Until some people including Xie Jin came to the front desk.
Someone changed clothes.
Some were still wearing gowns.
When they came to the front court and found Wu Shaobai, they gathered around.
"Master."
"Hmm. Sit."
Wu Shaobai continued to stare at the stage in a daze, directing the big guy to sit down.
He didn't get up until Xie Jin came, and made Xie Jin sit on the stool in this row.
A long silence followed.
Until the waiter cleaned up, glanced at the person sitting in the seat, and left silently.
The entire venue suddenly fell silent.
"noob."
Wu Shaobai spoke up.
Zhang Helun quickly stood up:
"Master."
"Did you come to Deyun Club to listen to cross talk before you came in as a teacher? It's like this at the scene."
"I heard it once."
"how do you feel?"
"It's so funny. It's hard to laugh."
"Ah."
Wu Shaobai nodded, and Zhang Helun sat down.
Glancing at the group of people, he said as if talking to himself:
"Just now, you were talking on stage, and I was listening below. Then I suddenly realized that this was the first time I sat under the stage and listened to cross talk."
The others looked surprised.
Wu Shaobai continued to stare at the stage and muttered to himself:
"It's true, although you don't believe it, but I did find that this is really the first time I listened to cross talk from an audience's point of view. And then... some people's lives are okay, some people are just average, some People have made great progress..."
His tone was flat and straightforward, but for some reason, everyone faintly felt that there was an unspeakable pressure lingering in their hearts, and they were a little breathless for a while:
"I know, I've been away for a year, and many people may not remember that I was the captain of the youth team, and they also forgot the rules I set. But it doesn't matter, now that I'm back, you will remember it later. And I didn't tell you this today, I just wanted to share with you my mental journey just now."
"When I look at everyone's work from the perspective of an audience, some people's work, I can be amused and laughed. For example, your brother Yue's, although "Selling Tickets" is an old work, even me and you Brother Yue has acted before, but I found that there are still some structures in his baggage that are different from the one I mentioned before. And some people..."
Having said this, he paused and shook his head:
"What was he like when I left, what is he like when I come back today. Maybe it's too familiar, he said the last sentence, and I know what to say next. So, I slipped away, lost my mind... I know , Many people may think that the traditional jokes are what I told you to say, and I have said them for so long. I don’t know how many people have said these things, aren’t they familiar? But what I want to tell you is that it is different. If I think that I can say "the name of the dish" every day without repeating the same, whether it is the opening words, how to live, or to find the bottom, I can find the flowers for you. The traditional cross talk is definitely not because of him. On the contrary, it is just a frame, what is added to the frame, how to say, the actors have a lot of room for maneuverability, I mean the same, they are exactly the same as before I left. ."
"..."
The youth team looked at each other...
No one said a word.
It's just Wu Shaobai talking to himself:
"I was thinking at the time. If I were a viewer, I could put up with this kind of thing a few times. For example, I listened to a show today and it made me laugh. This ticket, I think it's worth it. Then I didn't listen to it. Enough, I will come back tomorrow, and I will meet this person again. What he said is still the same as yesterday... I will think, why is it the same as yesterday? Maybe I will laugh, but it is definitely not as intensive as yesterday. And look With this ticket, I will be a little hesitant, or... don't come the day after tomorrow, right? After two days, I have nothing to do, and I want to come again... In the end, I encountered this unfortunate one, and found it was the same again. Yes...then I may leave halfway, and I will scold when I go... You see, I, the audience, gave the people on stage three chances in total. After three chances, maybe, I will never come in. then……"
Speaking of which, he paused.
Although the next words are still straightforward, but unconsciously, Zhang Helun, who is most familiar with Wu Shaobai and others, suddenly felt the chills on their necks.
"I'm just thinking about one thing. I'm thinking that Guangde Building can't even be full now... In the end, how many audiences' three chances have you wasted? And who is it, who gave you the confidence to keep you in my absence Under such circumstances, can you recklessly squander the opportunities created by the hard work of the big guys? "Xiao Meng."
"...Senior brother."
Meng Hexi, who changed into a camouflage long-haired coat that was very popular this year, quickly stood up.
Wu Shaobai didn't look at him, just muttered to himself:
"Meng Xianghui, Meng Xianghui... I watched you get started, watch you apprentice, and watch you come to power. I mentioned your passages... Since when did even the master know that he came to look for me? When I was wearing a coat, but you dare to change into a dress that you plan to leave at any time? What? Don't want to do it anymore?"
Meng Hexi's face turned pale...
Just when I was about to speak, I heard Wu Shaobai say again:
"Who gave you the courage to bring people in without even having to buy a ticket?"
"Brother...I...I..."
Meng Hexi couldn't even speak well. .
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Wu Shaobai didn't even look at Meng Heji, who was swaying all over, but his eyes fell on Tong Liya, who was folding a handkerchief and fan on the stage.
"Even your sister-in-law knows that you can buy a ticket as long as you listen to the cross talk when you enter here. You are very good. You brought a girl in through the back door, and then arranged to sit in the front and listen to it? It's not too much to do, right?"
"Senior brother...I...I...I was wrong!"
Meng Hexi began to stutter.
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