Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　Different audiences have different preferences.

　　In the early days, cross talk actors stammered about cross talk, how to attract audiences?Relying on this kind of pretense before the opening.

　　Don't talk about specific work, rely on different burdens to find the state of the audience surrounded by this circle.Everyone likes to listen to jokes today, so talk a little bit more.If you like to listen to and sing, then don't care what Jingpingbang drum tunes are on the lotus board, what the audience wants, then give it ~ what.

　　In this way, the audience is also happy to give money, and they can eat-full.

　　And I don't know when, Wu Shaobai and Hou Zhen had such a tacit understanding.

　　To put it bluntly, this is also honed from a small theater.

　　The brothers and sisters can't make the scene, what should I do?

　　When the teacher comes out and pockets it.

　　Come up and do some work first, explore the bottom, look at the mood of the audience today, and then go on.

　　Anyway, there are so many guys in the pocket, and I can't finish it.

　　Although it was a year later, the two of them took the stage like this, and this tacit understanding was not reduced in the slightest. Although it was nothing on the surface, all of a sudden, the two of them felt at ease.

　　I was wrong, he can give me a pocket.

　　With this level of confidence, it would be better.

　　And that sentence just now was Wu Shaobai's burden after all. It was impossible for the two of them to come up and talk about the movie for half an hour, so Hou Zhen took the initiative to say:

　　"Don't talk nonsense, in front of so many audiences. Speak clearly~ That's called a stage, not a stage."

　　"Then what do you mean by going to the sea!?"

　　"Okay, don't deal with it."

　　Hou Zhen was full of disgust, and waved his sleeves again:

　　"Tell me now."

　　"alright."

　　Wu Shaobai responded and continued:

　　"Actually, I can say it now. I don't know if any of you here went to the audience at the Bayi Auditorium in December 06... Is there any? Can you raise your hand?"

　　Originally, he had no hope, but when he suddenly saw a few audience members raising their hands, he was immediately surprised:

　　"Really?"

　　"Biology class!"

　　A big brother suddenly shouted.

　　When Wu Shaobai heard this, he immediately nodded:

　　"Yes, yes, oh, this is seeing relatives. In fact, I have to tell everyone here. Maybe it's a joke now, but I'm not afraid to let everyone know that that scene was the first in my life. This is a performance in the strictest sense. Think about it, where is this place? It's Tianjin. Cross talk nest. In 06, Deyun Club came to Tianjin to hold a special performance, so why can't it be a child's turn to come up and talk about Duan'er? Bar?"

　　"Oh? You were talking about stand-up comedy that time?"

　　"Yes. A ten-minute stand-up cross talk called "On Dialects"... Think about it, everyone, I just learned from my master for half a year at that time. Although it is said that a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers, is it true that I am not afraid of tigers? Too big?"

　　"That is, the stand-up itself is harder to say than the counterpart, and most people really can't come."

　　"Not to mention it's in our Tianjin~ right?"

　　Listening to Wu Shaobai's words, Hou Zhen nodded:

　　"Yes."

　　"But there was nothing that could be done that day. The reason was that it snowed heavily that day and the expressway was blocked. As for me, I came here with my uncle and Master's car. Master thought about giving me a lot of knowledge, so I came first. But it didn't work out. We came here first. It snowed while walking, and when I arrived in Tianjin, I received a message that the high-speed was blocked and not allowed to go. All of the people in the backstage made a mistake in Yanjing. Although they tried their best to get here, they would definitely be late. Originally, my uncle Guo Degang said that it was impossible. He and my master would open the show first, but my master did not agree. He said that if such a well-earned actor came to open the show, if it was put elsewhere, it would be fine. But this is Tianjin, It’s a cross talk nest, and the people who come to listen to cross talk are all experts, and if we use layman’s work, it must be a joke, and we will not be able to come back to Tianjin in the future.”

　　"So that's what happened, so you came up?"

　　"Yes, that's right. Even if I have only been studying for half a year, I can only bite the bullet and go up. The general level of ability is limited, but fortunately, there are old men, young men, sisters and aunties in Tianjin who support me and let me come to power for the first time. My child was not coaxed, and he finished his work smoothly and at the same time, it was equivalent to starting my cross talk career.

　　Although it has been more than two years since the last time I came to Tianjin, it just so happened that today’s student, like me, went back for further studies.After a year away from the stage, I came back again, and the first performance came to Tianjin.The Buddha said that five hundred lifetimes passed by in exchange for one look back in this life.Some people even say that all the encounters in this world are reunions after a long absence!

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　　We don’t talk about fame and fortune when we meet, let’s congratulate Kang Ning with cups of turbid wine!After a few years, they meet again, and they are compatible with each other!Dance low in the willow building Xinyue, and sing the wind of the peach blossom fan!Student Wu Shaobai, I would like to bow to you here. It is fate and fate to see you again. There is nothing that makes me happier than this.The old folks from Tianjin, I, are back.I don't want a lifetime, I just want to say that I am very lucky to be able to meet you again in this life and this life!Thank you for coming, thank you. "

　　"Thank you all."

　　After a long speech, Wu Shaobai stepped back and bowed, while Hou Zhen also arched his hand.

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　　"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

　　In an instant, everyone sitting under the stage burst into applause.

　　Extremely enthusiastic.

　　……

　　Play the door.

　　The expression on Yu Xuan's face changed from nervousness to relaxation. At the end, with the applause of the audience, he breathed a sigh of relief.

　　Sitting back in the chair slowly, there was a relaxed and relieved smile on his face.

　　came back.

　　After a year's absence, he was most worried about Wu Shaobai's lack of that spiritual energy, and even more worried that he had lost all the basic skills of cross talk because of his sleepless research this year.

　　Although every time I make a phone call, I want to warn him, but I feel distressed that when a child is in his teens, he will burn the lamp and boil the oil in order to eliminate a disease.

　　I want to say it, but I can't bear to say it.

　　After he came back, only Bai Huimin knew that during the few days he lived at home, Yu Xuan would repeatedly tell her before going to bed that he wanted to be an apprentice, and he was worried that the apprentice would come back to stay at home in the future... ...not to mention the fact that he arranged for the apprentice to perform for three days after returning. On the one hand, he wanted to quickly let the apprentice pick up the craftsmanship, and on the other hand, he was afraid that the apprentice really didn't get it right and gave him a blow...

　　But right now...

　　Hear the applause...

　　He understood all at once.

　　Your own worries are superfluous.

　　Apprentice, still that apprentice.

　　Really... back..

Chapter 411

　　The applause faded.

　　Wu Shaobai stood up straight and spoke slowly into the microphone.

　　"Actually, I came here yesterday. I, Mr. Hou, Yue Yunpeng, and the biscuits came together."

　　"Yes, that's right."

　　"And isn't there a cold current in the past two days? The cold current in Siberia is going south, and the weather is very cold."

　　"Yes."

　　"I went out for a year this time, and I went to the south. After I came back, the season changed suddenly, and I was really uncomfortable. When Mr. Hou saw it, he said that Shaobai is not good, you are wearing too little. Then I brought When we go to the mall to buy clothes, that's where we go... Galaxy International Plaza."

　　"Eh, yes, that's a high-end mall."

　　Hearing Hou Zhen's words, Wu Shaobai nodded:

　　"It's really high-end, and many of the world's top brands are there. I originally said that I would buy a down jacket to deal with the [-] payment first, but I went in and took a look... good guy~"

　　"What's the matter?"

　　"It's really expensive."

　　Wu Shaobai sighed with emotion:

　　"A down jacket, more than two thousand!"

　　"Those are big names, so they must be expensive."

　　"Mr. Hou feels sorry for me and wants to buy it for me. Do you guys think I can spend his money? I plan to endure it for a while. When the show is over, I will go back to Yanjing and go to a zoo or something like that, and get some cheap ones. come. And then... ugh..."

　　"Yo, what are you sighing for?"

　　Hou Zhen was a little puzzled.

　　I saw Wu Shaobai covering his face:

　　"There was a mahjong table in Yue Yunpeng's room in the hotel yesterday, and Xiao Yuefei pulled me to play mahjong. After a poker game, I gave each of the three of them one piece."

　　"Oh yes, you are so unlucky."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　With the laughter of the audience, Wu Shaobai shook his head:

　　"And the money I lost also emptied the last breakup fee that I corrupted. I still owe Yue Yunpeng a pair of pants, and when I get off the stage, I have to use these pants as a [-] yuan gamble. For others, when I think of going home with my ass bare, I feel uncomfortable... woo woo woo..."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　Because after coming up, Wu Shaobai and Hou Zhen have already figured out what the audience likes today, so the burdens they give are all straight-forward. The big guy was still a person a minute ago when he heard it. Will have to go back bare butt, laughing is called a happy.

　　And Hou Zhen quickly suppressed Wu Shaobai's arm:

　　"Wait a while, please wait... Mr. Wu. As for me, I'll ask you about two things."

　　"what?"

　　"First, can you explain to me, although you have lost the pants to Yue Yunpeng now, you still have pants, right? You don't want to go back naked. What's going on?"

　　As soon as he finished asking this question, Wu Shaobai's face became bitter, imitating Yue Yunpeng's impoverished appearance of squeezing his facial features together, and said:

　　"Special panties lost to biscuits."

　　"Hi……"

　　"Hahahahaha~"

　　"You, you really don't show your face~ Then I'm going to scan the second thing with you. You said just now... The money for the three down jackets that you lost yesterday was all your money... Where did you get the money? "

　　"...Why are you asking this?"