Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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"Child, do you hear it? This is the voice of the masses. We are doing arts. As a courtesy, since you have introduced yourself as a student Wu Shaobai, then your teacher, who is your master, what animal is your master, and what? Do you have to say which part of the animal is your master?"
"Oh!!!!"
The audience immediately started cheering.
And Yu Xuan stood aside and looked at the two of them, and patted Wu Shaobai just like giving up the treatment.
As soon as Wu Shaobai turned his head, he saw the old man pointing his hand forward.
But don't speak.
But it is such a small action, the meaning is self-evident.
Say it.
Nothing.
"Hahaha~"
There were bursts of laughter.
"Hi."
Wu Shaobai waved his hand:
"Then you are like this, I said. Hey, sir, you know what?"
"What's the matter?"
"Actually, I also wanted to say that it has been a long time. Recently, the kidney deficiency has been severe."
"Oh~~~ what a coincidence."
As soon as Guo Degang lengthened his voice, Wu Shaobai smiled:
"you too?"
"Mmmmmmm!"
"go with!"
Yu Xuan couldn't listen any longer, and waved his hand:
"A little serious but not serious? It's just an introduction, what are you planning to do with me?"
"Hahaha~"
"Appreciate~~~"
Amid the laughter and boos of the audience, Wu Shaobai slapped the non-existent soil on his lower body and said:
"Then let's start again. Cough cough... Hello everyone, student Wu Shaobai, a kindergarten in the cross talk world. I am under... Fish Whip. I am 19 years old this year..."
"Appreciate ~~~~"
When the audience heard something wrong, they hurriedly booed, and Guo Degang also stopped him:
"Son, wait a minute."
"Master, what's the matter?"
Wu Shaobai asked with a simple face.
Guo Degang casually picked up the strokes that the fan turned over and over in his hand, then pinched the fan with one hand, and suddenly began to draw strokes without knowing the meaning of the other hand.
First, I drew the length of the fan, and then used the fan to pinch the length of the fan handle.Then suddenly stretched...
"Oh!!"
The audience began to cheer.
Then zoom out again.
"¨"Applause!!!"
The audience started booing again.
"Oh!!"
"Call!!"
"Oh!!"
"Call!!"
After going back and forth a few times, Guo Degang suddenly realized that, as if he wanted to understand, he said to Wu Shaobai:
"Child, you are too young."
"Hahaha~"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."
The laughter was replaced by applause.
And Wu Shaobai looked at the fan, as if he hadn't realized his mistake.
After a few glances, he suddenly turned his head.
Seeing that he suddenly turned around, Yu Xuan directly pushed his apprentice on the shoulder:
"Turn me around. Don't look at me, your uncle is more like."
"Donkey, you're going to die!?"
Guo Degang didn't even think that Yu Xuan could put these words in his face, and he used the most irrefutable height, so he was immediately unhappy.
But he was not happy, and the audience laughed madly.
The emotions of the audience today are particularly direct, perhaps because the audience is relatively young, and everyone's (good) acceptance is stronger. If the audience is full of old gentlemen, it may not be a burden to say that this kind of meat is not a meat and a vegetarian. It will be pleasing, but it is suitable for audiences who have already tested their appetite to match this particularly direct burden.
And in the laughter, Wu Shaobai nodded:
"Okay, okay, let's talk about it. Uncle, fish can't do it, right?"
"That definitely won't work."
"Then...I think about it, fish can't work, and the bastard must be in trouble. What about cats?...How about dogs? Or...pigs?...Sheep?"
Wu Shaobai said that Guo Degang drew on that fan.
grow little by little.
Finally, Wu Shaobai said:
"donkey?"
Looking at the fan reaching the top, Wu Shaobai clapped his hands:
"Ha~ There it is. Everyone, let me introduce, this is my master, donkey whip!"
"Go to hell!"
Yu Xuan pushed his apprentice.
Looking at Wu Shaobai, he pinched his waist and ears:
"What a bear boy this is!".
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In the laughter, Guo Degang waved again.
He called back Wu Shaobai, who originally wanted to step down with Yu Xuan's push.
Obviously he didn't intend to let him go so easily.
And after the laughter, Guo Degang introduced:
"As for cross talk, it's a talk, a laugh and a lively thing."
"It is."
Yu Xin also nodded.
And this time, Wu Shaobai stood up and didn't dare to be naughty.
"This child is Teacher Yu's founding disciple, and his first performance was in Tianjin. Teacher Yu."
"Eh."
"Time flies so fast. It's more than 2 years in a blink of an eye."
Looking at Guo Degang, whose eyes were full of emotion, Yu Xuan also nodded:
"Indeed, too soon."
"I remember that Shaobai was only 16 when he took the stage in the Bayi Auditorium. Now he is 19, and he is an adult. You may know this child. I heard someone call Mr. Xiao Wu from the audience just now. What is this nickname? I don't even know who came, but if you can leave the stage for a year, you can still make the audience remember you, child, is your heart moved?"
"Hmm. Very impressed."
As soon as Wu Shaobai finished speaking, another girl shouted from the audience:
"Mr. Wu, I love you!!
"Ouch. Tired. Tired."
Wu Shaobai quickly folded his hands and bowed.
Guo Degang laughed:
"Hahaha~ I have to say, girl, you have a good eye. The crooked melons and cracked dates of Man Deyun Society are so neat that you have taken a fancy to them."
"I would also like!!"
A male voice broke in directly.
The three of them trembled at the same time:
"Ouch ho..."
"Hahahaha~"
In the audience's laughter, before Guo Degang spoke, Wu Shaobai pointed to the direction of the source of the sound:
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