Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　After Wu Shaobai finished saying everything he wanted to say before the opening, Hou Zhen resumed his normal rhythm and continued.

　　Then I saw Wu Shaobai pointing in the direction of the backstage:

　　"The day I came back, my master and Mr. Guo said that they would take care of me... Ladies, you don't know... In the eyes of outsiders, all the brothers in our Deyun Club have a very good relationship. It's true, but one thing is, don't put us at the same table for dinner."

　　"Oh? What's the matter?"

　　Hearing Hou Zhen's words, Wu Shaobai shook his head:

　　"Oh, it's really hard to say. Ladies and gentlemen, you know, our group of people is big and small on the stage, but the rules are very strict off the stage."

　　"I know~~~"

　　The audience responded in unison.

　　"Well, then, there are a lot of people in the Deyun Society now, and then during the New Years and festivals, we gather together to eat, oh hey...that's really..."

　　"how?"

　　"There is no more painful torture in the world than that."

　　"Why?"

　　Hou Zhen was a little puzzled.

　　"You don't know?"

　　Listening to Wu Shaobai's words, Hou Zhen shook his head:

　　"I don't know, I don't eat with big guys very often."

　　"Hey, that's right. Ladies and gentlemen, take a look. This is the human nature. We can share wealth and wealth, but we can't share weal and woe. Man Deyun Club is the first to steal and play tricks."

　　"What's wrong with me? Your master and uncle called you to have dinner together, but I'm not willing to join in? As for me?"

　　Hou Zhen was puzzled.

　　But Wu Shaobai made a burst of voices:

　　"Tsk tsk tsk tsk..."

　　"...Are you kidding the dog?"

　　Hou Zhen said speechlessly. .

Chapter 422

　　"I'm kidding you."

　　"never heard of that."

　　Hou Zhenyi raised his hand:

　　"No, but you explain to us what's going on? What is the biggest torture in the world to eat together? What's wrong with you? My dear, after a year's absence, it's almost the end of the year, you're back, The big guys will pick up the wind and wash the dust for you together, is this still wrong?"

　　"I've accepted the big guy's heart. But it's the wind and the dust... I really suffer."

　　"Why?"

　　"...In this way, Mr. Hou, I will give you an example, and you will understand."

　　Wu Shaobai shook his head and said to the audience:

　　"Everyone, there are all kinds of rules in eating, you know? For example, when the elders move their chopsticks before eating, they can't slap their mouths. After eating, they have to say hello to everyone before leaving the table, you know? "

　　With the audience nodding, Hou Zhen responded:

　　"That's right."

　　"The bad is in these rules."

　　Wu Shaobai sighed again.

　　At this moment, the audience's appetite was also lifted, and Wu Shaobai said:

　　"Everyone, there are many apprentices and gentlemen in the Deyun Society. As for the 29 of us, we have strict rules in private. Oh, let's eat, let alone torture people."

　　"What kind of torture?"

　　"Look, it's like this. Mr. Hou, for example, you, me, Xiaoyue, Mr. Shi, Mr. Gao, and Xiao Luan, the six of us gathered at a table to eat."

　　"Ah."

　　"You and Teacher Shi and Teacher Gao don't talk about it, they are elders, right?"

　　"correct."

　　"What about Xiaoyue and Xiaoluan, who started earlier than me. Among them, Xiaoyue started earlier than Xiaoluan, right?"

　　"Correct."

　　"Okay, come, let's start eating. The children obey the rules when they eat. For example, for me, this table is all set. As the youngest one, I have to say hello to your elders, right?"

　　"Hey, yes. You have to say hi to everyone and tell everyone you're going."

　　"exactly."

　　Wu Shaobai clapped his hands:

　　"Look, it's like I'm going to start eating. I'll say: Teacher Hou, Teacher Gao, Teacher Shi, Brother Luan, Brother Yue, I'll start eating. Is that right?"

　　"Correct."

　　"Then, as the second youngest, Xiaoyue also has to shout: Teacher Hou, Teacher Gao, Teacher Shi, Brother Luan, I'm going to eat. Right?"

　　"……Um?"

　　Hou Zhen and the audience both reacted a little bit wrongly.

　　Wu Shaobai clapped his hands again:

　　"Next is Xiao Luan, Xiao Luan has to shout: Teacher Hou, Teacher Gao, Teacher Shi, I'm going to eat."

　　"Uh……"

　　"Then, Mr. Gao is the youngest of the three of you, so he has to shout in a proper manner: Mr. Hou, Mr. Shi, I'm going to eat. Then you have to say hello: Mr. Shi, I'm going to eat. Eat it. Right?"

　　"That's right... Although it's a little troublesome, it's civilized and polite, and it's good."

　　"Good? Humph!"

　　Wu Shaobai snorted heavily:

　　"That's great! Teacher Hou, I'll just ask you, how many people are in the Deyun Society now."

　　"Counting more than a hundred apprentices...hs!!!"

　　"Hey Hey……"

　　This time, the audience also reacted, and burst into deep laughter.

　　Following Wu Shaobai's description, a picture appeared directly in everyone's mind.

　　good guy...

　　And Wu Shaobai on stage also helped them reinforce their impression:

　　"Then you can do the math. Let's divide it by age. Tao Xiaoyang is the youngest. He stands up first when more than [-] people eat. That kid raised the door, right? Brother, Zhang Shige, Yan Shige, Lang Shige, etc... A child shouted from the teacher Xing Wenzhao, Fan Zhenyu, Xie Tianshun and these gentlemen... He shouted for three hours."

　　"Hahahahaha~"

　　"Good guy, do you still want to eat this meal?"

　　"Don't worry, it's not over yet. After Tao Xiaoyang shouted, it's time for Teacher Guo's son Guo Qilin. Guo Qilin stood up, Wu Shige, Yue Shige, Luan Shige... Three hours have passed in a blink of an eye. Then there are others. People...you don't care who it is, anyway, I'll tell you that, this meal, the apprentices can't finish calling their elders, and they can't start eating. And when everyone finished shouting, Mr. Guo and my master were on the spot. When they were dying, the old gentlemen thumped and starved to death."

　　"Oops ho... good guy... just a few die."

　　"Don't worry, it's not over yet. When the big guy eats the long-haired meal with tears in his eyes, it will come. Tao Xiaoyang, who has grown into a big guy, stood up again and faced the row of ashes around him. He first lighted the incense in an orderly manner, then he was talking about Mr. Xing, Mr. Xie, Mr. Li, etc., and finally, after a few hours, he said: I finished eating. Then Guo Qilin stood up, the same Light up the incense..."

　　"Huh~~~~"

　　"Hahahahahahaha~"

　　In the audience's laughter, Hou Zhen shook his head:

　　"My dear, if this is the case, don't do anything else in the mainstream cross talk world. If you invite us to dinner, we will be wiped out..."

　　"Stop talking about this!"

　　Wu Shaobai waved his hand.

　　But the audience couldn't be more happy, and they were laughing back and forth.

　　While laughing, I watched Wu Shaobai's speechless appearance on stage booing.

　　Wu Shaobai shook his head:

　　"It's been [-] years. Why hasn't the nasty thing we did with the mainstream cross talk industry over yet?"

　　Hou Zhen shrugged:

　　"With your ability, we can end a meal. Either you die or I die!"

　　"Then why don't we post heroic posts as your Hou family, and we invite all the people in the mainstream cross talk industry to have a meal and bring them all at once?"

　　"I can see it."

　　"Everyone, today's performance of Deyun Club is over! Feng Xiaoxiao Xi Yi Shuihan..."

　　"Let's go, go to the west~"

　　"Hahahahaha~"

　　"Applause!!!!"

　　As soon as they heard the "old things" from the two of them, and looked at the eagerness of the two of them, I don't know how many people had a feeling of returning to the beginning in a trance.

　　Off the field, I heard the rumors of Wu Shaobai's return, and some old audience members who came to see what number of ways today laughed and glanced at each other.

　　At this moment, everyone tacitly understood the thoughts of the other party:

　　"Sure enough, as long as Mr. Wu comes back, Guangde Building... it's still the same Guangde Building!".