Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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"Close the door! My aunt will be here soon!!"
"No way!! What are you making fun of!!"
Hou Zhen shouted at Wu Shaobai.
"I'm not afraid."
"Nothing!"
"Okay... Anyway, for Mr. Hou, my aunt is his greatest bosom friend. In ancient times, there was Boya Zhong Ziqi, who broke the qin and broke the strings. Now there is the top card of the strip library..."
"go!!"
Hou Zhen pushed him:
"You can have the front, but don't talk about the back."
"Look, why are you in a hurry? Didn't I describe the hard-to-find relationship between you and my aunt!"
"It doesn't need to be described, you didn't look at everyone, did you understand?"
"Understand?"
Wu Shaobai was stunned for a moment, looked at the audience and asked with a smile:
"Do you all understand?"
"I don't understand~~~"
"Huh, still don't understand?"
Hou Zhen quickly waved his hand;
"It's alright, alright, go on and on. My daughter-in-law is my bosom friend, and then what?"
"This... well, it's a pity I don't say it."
"No! Hurry up and say it~ If you don't stop you, you might come out with some crooked way."
"Are you so interesting?"
"Haha, very interesting!"
Hou Zhen replied and continued to urge him to continue, while Wu Shaobai nodded regretfully:
"Okay. Anyway, Mr. Hou's embroidery is a good one. Then one day, he suddenly got an inspiration and wanted to produce a new work. It happened that my aunt came back from the library and saw it."
"Hey, these prodigal ladies got off work really early today."
"Hahaha~~ hoo!!!!"
The audience started booing, and Wu Shaobai made a probing motion:
"When my aunt saw that he was working on new embroidery, she stretched her head and glanced at it. When she saw it didn't matter, she saw that there was a rich-looking woman on it."
"Yo, who is that?"
"Your mother."
"Oh, my mother."
"My aunt didn't recognize it at first sight because I was in a hurry. I looked at it again, but because Mr. Hou hasn't finished embroidering, my aunt didn't dare to recognize it, so I asked Mr. Hou."
"Oh? What are you asking?"
"Monkey smash."
A hoarse voice came out.
"Pfft...hahahaha..."
An uncontrollable laughter came from an unknown box on the second floor.
After several years of polishing, Hou Zhen's image of "daughter-in-law" has become more plump and detailed in the hearts of the audience, so listening to this kind of voice no longer feels so cola.
So this laugh is a bit abrupt.
But no one cares, which new audience may be.
And Hou Zhen also nodded:
"Hey, that voice sounds like my daughter-in-law."
"Hahaha~"
Amidst the laughter of the audience, Wu Shaobai stretched his head and asked:
"Where are you embroidering your mother?"
"Um?!"
Hou Zhen was taken aback.
The audience is also stunned...
Why doesn't this sound right?
Then...the audience reacted.
"Hahahahahahahahaha..."
There were bursts of laughter from small to large.
Then came the boos of the sky.
"Applause!!!!"
Hou Zhen also reacted. Amidst the boos, he pinched his waist and looked at Wu Shaobai:
"You embroider your mother!"
"what?"
Wu Shaobai was stunned:
"I don't know how to embroider."
"Nonsense! Thief Sun, scolding the streets in a different way!?"
"Who scolded the street?"
"you!"
"Why am I scolding the street!?"
"Nonsense, are you talking like that!?"
"Am I wrong to say that? You can embroider, embroider your mother at home, my aunt saw it, because you haven't finished embroidering, she is not sure who you embroidered, and asked if you embroidered your mother, what's wrong ?"
"Hahahaha~"
"Hahaha~ hoo!!!!"
"Applause!!!!"
Hearing the boos from the audience, Wu Shaobai spread his hands and asked the audience:
"Did I said wrong thing?"
"Applause!!!"
"What's there to boo about?"
"Applause!!!!"
Seeing the audience booing himself, he also imitated Hou Zhen's action and moved his hand forward and pointed:
"What kind of audience is this!"
"nonsense!"
Hearing this, Wu Shaobai was stunned for a moment, then clapped his hands, as if he understood what he was talking about, and said:
"Hey, blame me, blame me, didn't I just say that these people are your fathers! Can they be happy by saying this in front of them!?"
"Hahahaha~"
Then, before Hou Zhen had time to speak, Wu Shaobai added another sentence:
"My God...Mr. Hou, I'm so happy to open the box today, you're really willing to pay for it!!"
"never heard of that!!"
Hou Zhen quickly waved his hand:
"Didn't you find these for me!? Oh... Hey, let me tell you the truth, you, don't say whether I can embroider, don't say my daughter-in-law, let alone my mother. Let's just say this one, my dad didn't listen to cross talk!"
"That is……?"
Wu Shaobai asked in confusion.
Hou Zhen rolled his eyes and said casually:
"My dad doesn't do art either. He...he delivers water."
As soon as the voice fell, the audience seemed to see something, and suddenly burst into deafening cheers:
"Oh!!!!"
Wu Shaobai turned his head and looked... Suddenly he was stunned, but then he laughed.
"Hahahaha~"
Amidst the laughter, Yu Xuan carried a mineral water bucket onto the stage. .
Chapter 460
Originally, these "practitioners" arranged in this "Family Theory" were a few people in the background.
The work of "Family Theory" is basically all about ethics, and the final touch is the burden of this group of people pretending to be the father of this person in the position of holding the position.
Obviously, although they don't know when Yu Xuan and Guo Degang came, they also know exactly where the essence of this living tradition is.
The two of them will definitely be much stronger than Xie Jin, Lang Heyan, etc.
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