Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　Hearing the boos, Wu Shaobai also showed an embarrassed smile:

　　"Ha, I know what you mean, it's too slow, right?"

　　"Yes~"

　　"But there's nothing I can do. I've been slow in the past six months, but at least the big guy has heard a lot of interesting stories from other people. Let's be reasonable, right? My "Journey to the West" is slow, but slow work It’s a good job. Don’t be picky, everyone, since that’s the case, let’s not gossip and start a book.”

　　As he spoke, his tone slowed down and said to the audience present:

　　"Last time, we said that this Sun Wukong was a thousand miles away. He thought he flew out of the hand of the Tathagata, and even urinated. We wrote that there are many scenic spots that are the most troublesome and the source of all evil. The slogan "The Great Sage Monkey King is here," right?"

　　"Then, when it comes to this, I have to mention the difference between the TV series and the book. In the TV series we watched, the five Tathagata's fingers were like mountains, and even Sun Wukong didn't know that he didn't fly out at all, so he was suppressed. But in fact, you can read the original novel, how is it described in the novel? It is written: "The Buddha flipped his palm and threw the monkey king out of Xitianmen, turning his five fingers into gold, wood, water and fire. There are five connected mountains in the soil, called "Five Elements." Mountain, and gently suppressed him. "What does this mean? From the front, it was the Tathagata Buddha who had boundless magic power and suppressed the monkey with only one hand. But the big guy also knows that my version of "Journey to the West", the angle of departure and other gentlemen Our storytelling is somewhat different. That is, the entry point is different.”

　　"What others say is how powerful the Tathagata is and how capable it is to suppress the back, but what if we change the angle? You think, the Tathagata's five fingers turned into the Five Elements Mountain, and this suppressed the monkey. But he didn't mean the palm of the hand. Stick there the whole time."

　　While talking, Wu Shaobai made a movement of pressing the table with one hand.

　　"If he keeps pressing the monkey and does not let it out, for example, after a period of time, Master Guanyin came to the Tathagata: Buddha, it's time to teach the scriptures. And the hand of the Buddha who put his arm here is dead..."

　　"..."

　　The audience was stunned for a moment, but when they saw Wu Shaobai's hand not moving and his neck twisted as if he was talking to someone, he laughed softly.

　　"Haha~"

　　"When the Buddha heard it, he turned his head: ah? Lectures? No, no, no, this grandson is in my palm, what should I do if he runs away when I move my hand? ... Wait a minute, my hand is numb, I'll change my hand."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　"That wouldn't make sense, would it?"

　　Wu Shaobai said with a smile.

　　"So, from this passage, we can actually see that although the Tathagata pointed his finger to the mountain, in fact, he cut off five of his fingers, and this pressed Sun Wukong under the five-fingered mountain. Ladies and gentlemen, Who is it You have to cut off your five fingers, do you think how capable this monkey is? But then again."

　　While speaking, Wu Shaobai sat up straight and looked at everyone:

　　"As you all know, I study philosophy. As for "Journey to the West", I started talking about it. Now, although I have talked less, I like to look at everything from a dialectical point of view. It is an ancient work. It's true, but it also contains some... The truth that can be explained by modern science. Let's take for example the battle between Sun Wukong and the Tathagata.

　　We all know that Sun Wukong is a thousand miles away.But why can't he fly out of Tathagata's palm?As for me... it's also nonsense, you all have a good time, let's analyze it.After all, I've listened to many versions of Journey to the West, and found that many people's view that Sun Wukong can't turn the palm of his hand over the Tathagata is an almost fatalistic view.It means that this monkey should have this disaster in his life, but he really wants to let people tell why he can't find it, but there is no explanation.You are here today, so let me use the methods of modern science to explain to you. "

　　As soon as these words came out, everyone's ears perked up.

　　There was a bit of confusion in his eyes... everyone...

　　What the hell?

　　Any explanation for this?

　　All appetites were lifted, and then I heard Wu Shaobai say:

　　"¨"We all know that Tang monks took the scriptures during the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land. Let's not talk about those mythological backgrounds, just in terms of dynasties, Wuxingshan suppressed the monkeys for 500 years. The Tang Dynasty pushed forward five hundred years. What dynasty was the year? It was the Han Dynasty. The measurement unit of the Han Dynasty was the continuation of the Qin Dynasty. The distance of one mile at that time should be meters today. This is an accurate unit, which has been used by our experts in archaeological history. It has been confirmed. Then the distance of [-] miles should be around [-] kilometers at that time.

　　At that time, Sun Wukong and Tathagata were fighting, and the Jade Emperor invited Tathagata Buddha to show that this vicious gathering of people and the bad incident of fighting was in the Heavenly Palace.Where is Tiangong?Ladies and gentlemen.According to legend, there are 33 heavens.And these immortals, according to each grade, live in different locations.The further up, the higher.The location of the last 33rd Heaven is the location of the Zixiao Palace of the ancestor of Hongjun.And where is the Tiangong?

　　According to the background of "Fengshen", we can know that it is between the 33th and 26th level of the 30rd level of the Great Desolation.And where is the ancient sky in the definition of people at that time?It is above the clouds, and the end of the sky, according to what we say today, is the position of the ozone layer.Blue sky and white clouds, the sky is round... I saw someone laughing, so don't laugh first, although the truth may be a little crooked, but I won't say it, there are many places in this book that have some coincidences today.After you listen to me, you will understand. "

　　In Wu Shaobai's mouth, a Journey to the West with a little "crooked" truth is still going on. .

Chapter 574

　　Sun Yue and Yue Yunpeng were standing in the direction of the gate.

　　Listen to Wu Shaobai talking on it.

　　"Journey to the West", Sun Yue didn't mention it.

　　But he had heard it.

　　And heard it more than once.

　　Whether it is stand-up comic or storytelling, this book has been interpreted in too many versions throughout the ages.

　　And out of curiosity, he also wanted to see how capable the big horn of Guangde Building was.

　　From the beginning, he had to admit that even though the story of the havoc in the Heavenly Palace was already familiar, he still heard a very fresh taste from Wu Shaobai's narrative perspective.

　　Impatient, he didn't dare to jump to conclusions.

　　But at the very least, he sounds comfortable now.

　　Whether it's the breath, the narrative style with the temperament of literary criticism, or the burdens mixed in the storytelling, although it is not full of laughter, it sounds like spring rain, nourishing all things, and quietly moistening the heart.

　　Plus this kid... has a clean throat.

　　There is no gold and iron horse, and there is no sharp clipping sound, it is comfortable to listen to.

　　As a cross talk practitioner, he also asked Yue Yunpeng just now.

　　Ask if this counts as an opening.

　　Yue Yunpeng said no.

　　At first, he was a little worried. He felt that if the audience was too happy or too concentrated during the hour, then when the opening was over, it would be easy to lose their minds, and the venue might not get hot by then.

　　But now he put his heart in his stomach.

　　If we keep telling this narrative, then the audience of this show will be like the cold weather starting to slowly start the engine of the hot car.

　　After the game was over, the water temperature just came up.

　　Then after all functions are running normally, the next person who performs the opening performance will only get twice the result with half the effort.

　　"Amazing……"

　　He sighed in his heart.

　　……

　　"How far is the ozone layer from us? Does anyone know?"

　　"One thousand to one thousand twelve kilometers!"

　　An audience member shouted.

　　Wu Shaobai a little with one hand:

　　"Hey, yes. This eldest brother is also a learned man. That's right, the ozone layer, also known as the "heaven" in ancient times, is about a thousand to twelve kilometers away from us. The distance, converted to about [-] to [-] kilometers. Then, what is the radius of the earth. Does anyone know?"

　　The audience was again under the stage, and a sentence came casually:

　　"Six thousand three hundred seven."

　　"Hey, big brother, I didn't ask for advice..."

　　Hearing the audience answer so quickly, Wu Shaobai also raised his hands on the stage.

　　The audience sitting in the fourth row didn't seem to expect this, and immediately became a little shy, but Wu Shaobai's support made his face bright:

　　"I'm from the School of Geology!"

　　"So that's the case, comrade, disrespectful and disrespectful."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　"Wah la la la la~"

　　Along with laughter, the audience spontaneously gave warm and polite applause to the audience who gave them popular science.

　　Wu Shaobai said:

　　"Look, everyone, this is a man and a craft, and in the end, it's culture. If there are no masters in this room, even if what I said is wrong, the big guy doesn't know. The audience hides dragons and crouches tigers. If I talk nonsense once, people may not come in the future. So I still say that, work hard and be responsible for every word you say on the stage. Only in this way can you get the big guy Approval, you all say yes?"

　　"Yes~~~"

　　"Wah la la la la~"

　　Another group of people applauded.

　　Wu Shaobai laughed and continued:

　　"By the way. The radius of the earth is 6370 kilometers. The distance from the center of the earth to the Tiangong is about 7200 kilometers. We all know that the earth is an elliptical irregular sphere, so we don't need to be so serious here. , Let’s deal with it according to the circle, then the circumference formula of the circle is: C=2R, according to this formula, we can draw a conclusion that the circumference from the earth to the Tiangong is about [-] kilometers. . Do you all think this number is familiar?"

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　Not to mention the audience, even the backstage Sun Yue and the buddy from the School of Geology just now were dumbfounded.

　　This……

　　Can you explain that?

　　Looking at the audience who looked at each other, Wu Shaobai shrugged:

　　"Look, that monkey turned around for a while, and finally returned to the hand of the Tathagata. And what does this story tell us? That is to study hard. If you learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, you will not be afraid to travel all over the world. Okay, everyone. , the applause can be heard."

　　"..."

　　The audience first looked at each other, and what Wu Shaobai said quickly went through their minds...

　　then……

　　"Snapped……"

　　"Snapped……"

　　"Clap clap clap clap..."

　　In an instant, the applause continued.

　　"Mr. Wu is awesome!"

　　"Hahaha~"

　　With this shout, in an instant, the pleasant afternoon of Guangdelou began.

　　……

　　"Bah! That bald donkey! You stepped on your grandfather's head!"

　　"Snapped!"