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　　"What did Gao Feng say?"

　　"Gao Feng has a straight temper. Seeing that he was so arrogant as soon as he was promoted, he immediately said: Xiao Luan, how can you be like this... Who knows that before the words are finished, this guy is hitting the table. Who are you calling Xiao Luan? Xiao Luan? Luan was also called by you? It’s not enough to be angry with Teacher Gao. In the end, it was Gao Feng’s wife’s help, saying: “Oh, Mr. Luan, don’t mind, my boss Gao has a straight temper. Come, come, I will drink this glass of wine. Yes, I'll pay you back. Then something happened."

　　"Yo?"

　　Luan Yunping was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly asked:

　　"What happened?"

　　Wu Shaobai spread his hands:

　　"Gao Feng's daughter-in-law was severely allergic to alcohol. She took a glass of wine and was taken directly to the hospital. No one was rescued and she died. She died at the age of eighteen. Why didn't Mr. Gao come today? She was crying at home. The one who cried was miserable..."

　　"You wait a moment."

　　Luan Yunping quickly suppressed Wu Shaobai's hand, and said incredulously:

　　"You, this is nonsense. Let me ask you a question without saying anything else."

　　"what?"

　　"His wife is only eighteen?"

　　"...???"

　　Wu Shaobai was stunned, and the audience was also stunned.

　　Then, Wu Shaobai responded:

　　"correct."

　　"Tsk, what a pity. I said the skin looks so tender~"

　　"Huh~~~"

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　In the audience's laughter, Wu Shaobai asked speechlessly:

　　"It's all dead. Your focus is still on other people's skin? Luan Yunping, are you human?"

　　"What did you call me?"

　　"..."

　　Wu Shaobai instinctively stood up straight and bowed:

　　"Mr. Luan, I'm sorry!"

　　"Ha ha ha ha ha ~ woo ~~~~".

Chapter 577

　　"Everyone, listen, is this still human. I didn't say it. If I hadn't had to be responsible to you all today, I wouldn't have said this cross talk."

　　"Don't you dare say it? Wu Shaobai, you don't want to do it, do you!"

　　"Why? Are you going to be angry?!"

　　Upon hearing this, Wu Shaobai pointed directly at Luan Yunping's face:

　　"Are you going to be angry!? You just said it yourself, if you are angry, you are..."

　　"Wang Ba~"

　　The audience did not know which audience shouted.

　　Wu Shaobai took advantage of the situation and pointed:

　　"Look, everyone heard. Are you going to be angry? Are you?"

　　"Uh……"

　　Luan Yunping was stunned for a while, then put on a smile:

　　"Hey hey, no, just say it. But you can't talk nonsense. What you say is the same as the real thing. We can't make a rumor~ If you want to say it, let's say it carefully, okay?"

　　Hearing this, Wu Shaobai rolled his eyes:

　　"Humph! Talk about it? Why should I talk to you? I'm at a big loss, you know?!...Or I don't want to talk about cross talk with you stinky people. Look at you, that's all. Virtue, just this character, I used to stand on the stage and listen to cross talk, and there was nothing else in my mouth except um, this is oh, oh, ho. He is good, Hou Zhen is good, even Yu Xuan It's okay, I can't get used to it for a long time! A group of scumbags have been successful, good guys, what are you doing? Why don't you go to heaven!"

　　The two started to live.

　　Luan Yunping pressed Wu Shaobai's hand at this time:

　　"You are wrong. I have to say something here."

　　"What do you say? What are you talking about?..."

　　Speaking, perhaps a little guilty, Wu Shaobai added:

　　"Let's say it first, there are no big or small on the stage and there are rules under the stage. If you want to be angry, you are a bastard."

　　"Don't interrupt for now. I'm not saying this for myself... Thief Sun, anyway, after today's talk, you'll be gone tomorrow. I originally planned to make you happy, but when I heard you, I had to correct you. already."

　　"Correct me what?"

　　Hearing this, Luan Yunping pointed to the audience:

　　"I don't know if you've heard this sentence before, cross talk, three points for amusing, seven points for holding. Surviving a fight, teasing, only three points. Holding seven points ~ Wu Shaobai, how are you on stage today? It doesn't matter if you say me. Everyone knows it's not true, but on this issue of identity, I must be more serious with you. Why are we holding you?"

　　"What's wrong with me? What did you say about me? Tell you, if it wasn't for the sake of your just promotion today, I would have opened my bow and slapped it with [-] big mouths, you know?"

　　"Huh~~"

　　Luan Yunping shook her head speechlessly:

　　"This hatred is big enough."

　　"Everyone commenting, how many words have I said since the beginning of the game? He's good, he's on the side, um, ah, wait for a while and come to the end, let's go to you, this is the end. After the game, I will Tired Si has sweaty neck and dry mouth. What about other people? Don't talk about sweating, even a spit star is tiring and panicking, and then he ends up with the same money as us. Do you think it's fair? Is there any reason for heaven? Is there a law of the king? Is there a law!!"

　　"Appreciate~~~"

　　Hearing the boos from the audience, Luan Yunping shrugged:

　　"Have you heard, the voices of the masses~ You, don't be so arrogant. The old saying is here, the burden of the joke is all shaken by our hands, what's the use of you alone? Three It's all doomed to be amused and divided into seven points. What psychological imbalance do you have?"

　　"Who was destined? You?"

　　"It's not me, the old gentleman made it, three points for amusing, seven points for praise."

　　"The old gentleman who said this is the old gentleman who is joking? But any old gentleman who is funny, he will not say these words. If you want me to say, a cross talk, funny, accounting for 90%, you scumbags up to one percent.”

　　"You wait a moment."

　　Luan Yunping looked helpless:

　　"Why did you come to the stage to start the wind, and you don't even know how to count?"

　　"What's the matter?"

　　"Let me ask you, in a cross talk, amuse accounts for 90%?"

　　"Ok!"

　　"We only account for 1% of the praise?"

　　"Correct!"

　　"And what about 9 percent?"

　　"The microphone doesn't count?"

　　"Haha~"

　　"Wake up wood doesn't count?"

　　"Hahaha~"

　　"A handkerchief and a fan don't count?"

　　"Hahaha~"

　　In the audience's laughter, Luan Yunping was shocked, she blinked, and couldn't help but ask:

　　"Oh, according to what you mean, I'm not as good as these messy things?"

　　"They don't mix! You know what?"

　　Wu Shaobai pointed to the things on the table:

　　"Shut up if you don't know, you'd better, you have to mix things up. You, it's better than a dog. A dog on a leash, I'll give a piece of cake, it crunched here, I can keep this fight alive. Tell me what's the difference between you guys and it?"

　　"..."

　　Luan Yunping's words slowed for half a second, and came the sentence:

　　"At least we don't pee on your shoes."

　　"Hahahahaha~"

　　……

　　The work of "On Peng Dou" is a very special and traditional work.

　　 The core of all living, in fact, to put it bluntly, is nothing more than a dialectical question.

　　In the end, it is "three points to be funny, seven points to hold" or "three points to hold, seven points to tease".

　　As long as you grasp this point and keep creating conflicts and conflicts, there is basically no problem.

　　But it is an old job, Wu Shaobai and Luan Yunping still found out different things, from the opening words to the contradictions and conflicts in the fight for teasing after entering the job, they just broke it apart a little bit, smashed it, and fed it all. Audience's mouth.

　　In fact, the finale in the cross talk gate has always been a green leaf.

　　I have to warm up the place for the big horns who have accumulated a lot of money, and I am willing to be a foil.

　　And Wu Shaobai and Luan Yunping handled this very well.So much so that when the last two ended their work, Guo Degang and Yu Xuan were in a lively and lively place.

　　Sun Yue, who had listened to the entire Guangdelou cross talk behind the curtain of the entrance, also had a vague understanding in his heart.

　　From Xie Jin at the opening, to Wu Shaobai at the finale...