Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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Wu Shaobai squeezed his hands in disbelief.Then he pointed to Hou Zhen:
"I can see that Mr. Hou is angry with me. Right?"
"No, no, I'm just as curious as everyone else."
Hou Zhen ran on him with a smile on his face.
Seeing this, Wu Shaobai nodded:
"Okay, since everyone is curious, then I'll tell you the story of my aunt in the strip library."!"
After all, he woke up very quickly and took a shot:
"Snapped!"
"The last letter said that Hou Zhen's daughter-in-law and the neighbor's high-ranking officials..."
"No!!!"
Hou Zhen quickly covered his mouth.
"Don't talk nonsense!"
Wu Shaobai pushed him away, pinched his waist and said:
"Didn't you come first! I was just going to chat with the audience, you have to go over there. Tell you, if you dare to say it, I will shake all the shameful things about me and your daughter-in-law!"
"Hahaha~"
"Hey~~~Are you going to die together?"
"That's not wrong."
Wu Shaobai glared at him directly and said:
"Otherwise, why did I pick her up in the middle of the night last night?"
"My daughter-in-law!"
Hou Zhen pointed at himself speechlessly, and then raised his hand:
"I haven't heard of it. You, don't talk nonsense, it's nothing."
"That's for sure, people's voices are at least not that rough."
"Hahahaha~"
Looking at Wu Shaobai's full firepower, Hou Zhen was speechless:
"Okay, I shouldn't have started this stubble at all. It's alright, just go on and on."
"Speak less, do you hear me, or I won't forgive anyone."
After speaking, Wu Shaobai turned his head to the microphone, looked at the audience and said:
"Everyone knows... eh!?"
Having said that, he turned around abruptly.
Hou Zhen subconsciously covered his mouth.
"Hahaha~Ah~~~~"
The innocent-looking Hou Zhen blinked, and Wu Shaobai raised his finger and gestured at him in a warning manner before continuing:
"everybody knows……"
"Okay!!"
Seeing that he was about to turn around again, Hou Zhen pushed him directly:
"It's not over, what's going on?"
"Okay, okay. Anyway, let's just play this game today. The game won't open in the evening, and we'll have a rest tomorrow. Do you know the reason?"
"Boss Gao gets married!"
There was an audience under the stage.
Wu Shaobai nodded:
"That's right. Tomorrow is a good day, Teacher Gao's rejoicing day. All of us from Deyun Club will go there to congratulate Teacher Gao."
"Eh, yes."
"Mr. Gao, everyone actually knows it."
"All familiar."
"That's right, just the tall one~ His father will have a full moon tomorrow."
"Yeah... eh? Wait a minute."
Hou Zhen quickly stopped Wu Shaobai and pointed at the table:
"You just said... what day is tomorrow?"
"Your grandpa has a full moon."
"Your grandfather has just passed the full moon! Is it like a word?"
"what's wrong?"
Wu Shaobai looked at Hou Zhen in confusion:
"Am I wrong?"
"Nonsense! Your grandmother was still a girl when his father was a full moon."
"Hahaha~~~~"
Hearing Hou Zhen's words, the audience burst into laughter.
Wu Shaobai was stunned for a moment, then he scratched his fingers and began to count. After a while, he said:
"¨"Hey, don't say it, it's almost the same time!"
"Hahaha~"
"Bullshit~"
Hou Zhen couldn't help laughing and crying:
"You, don't talk nonsense, it's obviously someone's marriage, how come it's his father's full moon?"
"Oh, yes, Mr. Gao got married. Everyone knows about marriage, right? The couple wears clothes during the day to see outsiders, and takes them off at night to see outsiders."
"Hahaha~Ah~~~~"
The audience started booing, and Hou Zhen hurriedly pulled him again:
"You, stop talking nonsense. What's the matter? I was fooled by the scandal today? How did you get caught and what did you say?"
"Appreciate~"
As soon as he heard about the scandal, the female audience was unhappy again, and changed from 囫 to 嗫.
"That should be?"
Wu Shaobai looked humbly asking for advice.
Hou Zhen shrugged:
"The couple took off their clothes to see for themselves."
"Hahaha~"
"Yu! (What? Zhao)!!!"
The boos got louder.
Wu Shaobai suddenly realized, and Hou Zhen looked at each other and smiled.
The two kept pointing at each other with their fingers.
"There is a picture, you are still smart."
"Your comprehension is not bad. Hahahaha~ Negative"
"Hahaha~"
Looking at the two people who were smiling in tacit understanding, all the audience laughed hahaha.
Then I heard Wu Shaobai say:
"Indeed, in my understanding, the current wedding is for other people to see, and there is no groom or bride who doesn't get tired after a wedding. Think about this, everyone?"
"Why?"
Hou Zhen asked.
"It's very simple. In ancient weddings, a wife was married. The current wedding is an illegal crowdfunding event."
"Yo?... This statement is quite new, please explain in detail."
(Foreknowledge what will happen in the future, and listen to the next breakdown.).
Chapter 594
"Let's put it this way. Although the current marriage is a testimony of the love of the couple, a ceremony is held. But in fact, it is only for the young couple. For the parents of both parties, it is true that talking about marriage is a big event. But there's another main reason, it's to get those gifts, right?"
"Eh, that's it."
"It's just like Teacher Gao. He is a small-minded person who holds grudges. We are not bad. Teacher Gao just needs to discuss at most. Shaobai..."
"Oh?"
"I'm getting married."
"Hi, you all know."
"Look how much you plan to go with?"
"How did you get back?"
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