Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　Hou Zhen hesitated for a moment, and suddenly burst out laughing.

　　He laughed, and so did the audience.

　　Everyone was amused by Wu Shaobai's words.

　　"That... Teacher Wu... Ha... let me ask you a question."

　　"how?"

　　"Let's ignore the priest's accent for now, my daughter-in-law... what's her name?"

　　"Love sauce~"

　　"Japanese!?"

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　"Go go go! Never heard of it!"

　　Hou Zhen quickly waved his sleeves and said again:

　　"You made it clear to me... My daughter-in-law is not Japanese, so tell me her full name."

　　"Uh... Ai Mai Yi Mai Mai Ti, what's wrong?"

　　"Hahahahaha!!!"

　　Hearing him repeat it again, the audience burst into laughter again.

　　Hou Zhen didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and pointed to his nose:

　　"My daughter-in-law!? Aimai Maimaiti? ... You said the opposite? Isn't Tong Liya's house from Beijiang? You are calling her name. Tong Liya Aimaiyi Maimaiti? You two last night. Didn't go home that night, went to the Qianmen Night Market to have a barbecue?"

　　"Hahahahahaha!!!!!!"

　　"Applause!!!!!".

Chapter 597

　　"Squeak... squeak..."

　　The audience in the frontcourt burst into laughter.But Tong Liya's back molars are about to be crushed in the backstage.

　　"Mr. Hou!!!!"

　　She gritted her teeth.

　　Then I heard a "puff".

　　"Um!?

　　This terrifying woman turned her head back with a murderous face, and saw Meng Heji who buried her head in Lang Heyan's arms and laughed.

　　"Xiao Meng!!!!"

　　"sister in law!"

　　Meng Hexi hurriedly sat up straight:

　　"I...poof...no...no...poof...hahahahaha..."

　　Looking at Meng Hexi who was laughing, Tong Liya's eyes became more and more dangerous.

　　……

　　"You, it's ridiculous."

　　With a residual smile on his face, Hou Zhen waved to Wu Shaobai who was looking at him speechlessly:

　　"My daughter-in-law doesn't call her that name... just Xiaofang."

　　"...Okay. I don't dare to say it anymore. I don't know why, and the back of my neck is cold."

　　Wu Shaobai shuddered unconsciously.

　　This is not hanging.

　　He would feel a little terrified.

　　I always feel that something is not quite right.

　　Then went on to say:

　　"Let's not bother about the name, let's just talk about it later."

　　"Oh yes, tell me."

　　"Hou Zhen, are you willing to marry the woman in front of you? Love her and be loyal to her, no matter if she is sick, poor or disabled, until she dies."

　　"Hey, this priest is really good at talking. It's a shame that he is a foreigner. If he was a Chinese, he would have been beaten to death."

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　Hearing Hou Zhen's complaints, the audience burst into laughter louder than ever.

　　And Wu Shaobai also nodded:

　　"That's right. Although this is a testimony oath of unwavering loyalty to love, in my opinion, it's not so romantic. But our marriage certificate is different."

　　"Oh? What's the matter?"

　　"Let's take a few simple examples. In foreign languages, it's reasonable. It's very straightforward. They think that the bridegroom can accept his wife in this situation, whether the wife is deaf, blind, dumb or polio..."

　　"Good guy~~"

　　"Everyone can accept it, so it's very romantic, right?"

　　"Eh yes."

　　"But let's talk. The bridegroom doesn't use words like that to say things like that on a big day, and if we do, we'll say it in the most beautiful poetry."

　　"What did you say?"

　　"For example, let's give the woman a letter of appointment. Express your intention to marry."

　　"Oh?"

　　"What will we write? It's written as: two surnames marry, a contract is signed, a good relationship is forever, and the match is called to see this day. The covenant, the book to Hongjian will make the alliance of red leaves, and record the mandarin duck spectrum, this certificate!"

　　"Hey, don't say it, it's interesting."

　　Hou Zhen and the audience kept nodding.

　　Although there are a lot of uncommon words in it, it sounds like there is a kind of continuous affection in it.

　　"Also."

　　"What else?"

　　"I'm glad that the red rope is fixed today, and it is a perfect match. Bu he will live forever in his old age, and Gui Fu Lan Xin."

　　"Ho~ sounds beautiful~"

　　"And what about something more literary?"

　　"Oh?"

　　"The three lives are marked on the stone, and the loving couple is drawn by the colorful thread. The vows of each other are all tied together, and the blind date and each other are filled with joy!"

　　"it is good!"

　　"Look, here's our marriage certificate. Doesn't that sound better than the ones where your wife is a beggar, your wife is blind, and your wife is polio?"

　　"Your daughter-in-law has polio!"

　　Hearing this, Hou Zhen pushed Wu Shaobai again.

　　"...Look, this is boring, right? Aren't we talking about three books and six rituals?"

　　Wu Shaobai corrected him, then turned his head and said to the audience:

　　"Look, everyone, the three letters, the letter of appointment, the letter of ceremony and the letter of welcome, although each function is different, the letter of appointment is the document of the betrothal, and the letter to be sent to the woman's house, that is, the ones we just mentioned, are all on the letter of appointment. Word."

　　"What is the gift book?"

　　"The book of gifts is the document used in the ceremony. It lists the items and quantities of the gift, such as how many bundles of green onions and how many bundles of cabbage are prepared at the man's house. The final welcome letter is actually when the two parties decide to come. Pick up the documents used by the bride. These are the different functions of the three books. That is to say, before getting married, you must first write down the three books, and then you can pass the six rituals."

　　"Then tell me about these six rituals too."

　　"The six rites are really too complicated to talk about. But, you will understand after listening to my summary for you. The first of these six rites is called Nacai. The man wants to marry the woman, and the man's family sends a matchmaker. Propose marriage to the woman's house, give gifts and propose marriage. After getting the answer, ask the matchmaker to formally accept the "gift of selection" to the woman's house. The second ceremony is to ask the name. Please pay attention, this name is not a name, But after the woman's parents accepted the marriage proposal, the woman's family brought her daughter's Nian Geng eight characters back to the man's house, so that the man and the woman were in the same household and the queen was lucky and unlucky, and the fate of the two was calculated."

　　"Oh, it's just to measure the eight characters."

　　"That's right. It's called a name."

　　"What about the third ceremony?"

　　"Naji. In fact, it is combined with the questioning name. After taking back the questioning name, Gengtie will be enshrined on the ancestral tablet, indicating that someone in the family is about to get married and will be protected by the ancestors. And the fourth ceremony, it is The predecessor of the betrothal gift was called the levy. Those who accept the levy are also paid for the money. To put it bluntly, the man's family, according to the rules, should invite two or four female relatives to invite the same matchmaker to bring their own equipment one month to two weeks before the big wedding. Dowry money, gifts and betrothal gifts are sent to the woman's house. You pay attention, although it is a gift in the past, but again, this is not a free gift. The woman must collect and count all the gifts given by the man. Then this item is finished, and the first step is going on. The fifth ceremony is the invitation period. To put it bluntly, it is to set a good day and auspicious day. Then there is the sixth ceremony, which is welcome."

　　"Is this married?"

　　"Yes, this is the six rituals."

　　"Hey, why didn't you talk about the dowry?"

　　"Don't worry, I was about to say it. The so-called dowry is that the man thinks oh my... I can't love this girl anymore..."

　　"Good guy..."

　　"That's what it means anyway. The man feels that the woman is worth a golden mountain, so he will give it to a golden mountain. The more you give, the more attention you give to the woman. But the same!"

　　"What's the matter?"

　　"When the woman greets you in person, she will keep the dowry gift from the man intact, plus [-]%, and send it back together. What is it for? To show that we don't care about your money, we just hope that the couple can reconcile Let's live together with Meimei. Just because I took your money and didn't pay it back, you can't make you think I sold the girl to you. The girl is my heart, and she is still adding [-]% to you. You have to treat her as yourself. Treat it like a daughter, don't belittle a little girl. You can remember it!

　　Marriage is a good thing, don't be greedy for two or two gold, three people are a family, and four parents are filial.Five flavors harmonize morality, and Lu, Fu, and Shou are mastered.The seven sages are the guardians of the sky, and the eight immortals protect the family.It's longer than the sky, and it's very picturesque.The gift is not returned, only the food is not pulled! "

　　"What's the matter!"

　　"Are you Pixiu!"