Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　In the cheers of the audience, Wu Shaobai shook his head:

　　"Good guy, have you all learned?"

　　"Yes~"

　　"I have all three hundred Tang poems with me!"

　　"another one!!"

　　"OK OK."

　　Wu Shaobai pressed his hand, motioned for the audience to be quiet, and then said with a smile:

　　"I heard someone call "Three Hundred Poems of the Tang Dynasty" just now... Okay, I guess this ancient poem goes on like our second team. Sooner or later, our country's five thousand years of poetry will not be enough for us to talk about."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　"Thank you, I opened the box today... Let's put some words later, because if any audience who often listens to Guangdelou knows that the time from 1:2 to [-]:[-] is not a formal job, I mainly want to give You, the audience who listened to this afternoon, spared a little effort to make up for it. On the other hand, as actors, the best way for us to exercise our ability is to go on stage and face the audience. So you all praise us and let us be here A group of dolls who are not even children in stand-up comic dialogue or storytelling are a chance to hone, student Wu Shaobai is here, thank you in advance."

　　"Wah la la la la~"

　　There was a round of applause.

　　Wu Shaobai nodded and continued:

　　"A while ago, I was looking at Weibo, and on the topic function on Weibo, I was optimistic about a lot of steel wire quarrels, right? It is said that compared to me and the uncle, who is better at digging holes? Right?"

　　"Applause!!!!"

　　In an instant, boos erupted from the audience.

　　A bunch of people were booing the nasty guy.

　　Wu Shaobai nodded happily:

　　"I think there are people who say what I am... what... an old artist who can't tell the story of his journey to the west until his death. It is said that the day when I finished speaking, netizens asked their grandsons to burn the finished recording to the They also came up with a stalk, what is it called... Grandpa, the "Journey to the West" you want to listen to is finally finished?"

　　"Hahaha~"

　　"There are also netizens who have nicknamed me and the uncle, saying that I am the prince of the pit, and I am the king of the pit king... I am a cheap man in a hundred years, and I am always showing mercy?"

　　"Hahahahaha~"

　　"Or you are so bad..."

　　Wu Shaobai pointed to the bottom of the stage, pointing to the audience who came in with cameras:

　　"These are even more extreme. They blatantly brought cameras here... Are they high-definition? Sound and picture quality are all good, right?"

　　"Yes! Mr. Wu, don't worry, we guarantee that the recording will not be divided into sections!"

　　A girl shouted playfully.

　　Amused a lot of viewers.

　　"Hahaha~"

　　"Okay, I've affected a few people."

　　Wu Shaobai said unconcernedly:

　　"If you want to record, you can record it, it's fine. Anyway, Deyun Club doesn't say anything about prohibiting video recording. You have recorded it and posted it on the Internet, it also played a role in propaganda for us. It's good~ But this one is mine. What about Journey to the West... you guys go and record it. You all know Kong Yunlong in the backstage, right?"

　　"know!"

　　"Third Brother!"

　　"Second Kong!"

　　"That's right, it's him."

　　Wu Shaobai nodded:

　　"He was in charge of the stand-up part. We had dinner two days ago, and everyone had a drink. He asked me: Shaobai, how long are you going to talk about your book Journey to the West? It's been a year, one after another, didn't I also mention three dozen white bone spirits..."

　　People say that you are too embarrassed to say it?

　　One year!You only said three dozen white bone spirits in a year.

　　This is just the beginning!

　　No, you have to boo him!

　　"Applause!!!"

　　Hearing the boos, Wu Shaobai shrugged:

　　"Kong Laosan didn't shush me when he arrived, but just bowed his hands to me with tears: Prince Keng, I wish you a long life, your body can live for at least 50 years, it doesn't matter if you die or not, you have to give the Westward Journey to you in your lifetime. I'm done with my book."

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　"Applause!!!!!!"

　　"Hey, you don't have to shush. Actually, how do you say this thing... The upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked. If you really want to hear it, go and discuss it with my superior. When will the "Ji Gong Biography" be published, "Yao Jiajing" ”, or “Feng Tianqi Raising Tongzhou”, “Zhang Xiaoyi Explores the Crypt”, “Zhang Xiaoyi Goes to Nanjing”, “Kangxi’s Private Visit to Mingyue Tower”, “Cause and Effect”, “Yin Yang Button”, “Tian Canling”, “Zhang Shuangxi” "Catch the Demon"...wait, wait, wait..."

　　"Applause!!!!"

　　It took everyone to react... Compared with this little Mr. Wu, who can't get enough of his appetite, Guo Degang has also dug a lot...

　　Suddenly the boos grew louder.

　　In the boos, Wu Shaobai laughed:

　　"When I'm done talking, my Journey to the West will be finished. Or... I'm free, I'll discuss with the uncle when I have time, and see if I can make a show and tell everyone about stand-up comedy or something. In short, let's talk less. Last time, I talked about the first change of the white bone spirit, which was beaten to death by the Sun Wukong, which caused a gap between the master and the apprentice...".

Chapter 775

　　Backstage.

　　Lang Heyan was swiping Weibo with a mobile phone, and then he seemed to see something and blinked.

　　"I go……"

　　"what happened?"

　　Zhang Helun, who was similar to Wu Shaobai's eyes closed and rested, opened his eyes and asked.

　　Others also looked over.

　　"Senior brother is on the hot search again..."

　　"?"

　　"what's up?"

　　"What happened?"

　　A group of brothers and sisters came together.

　　Lang Heyan shook his head:

　　"It's not an accident, it's the 9th most searched on Weibo, with [-] million searches...# Wu Shaobai Saying West~You#..."

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　Everyone's mouth twitched.

　　"Can this also be searched?"

　　Zhang Hejun couldn't help but ask.

　　"Then you don't know how many people died of anxiety in this Westward Journey."

　　Li Hedong sighed speechlessly.

　　Then he stood up:

　　"Master, I'm going."

　　"Go, I won't go, this life is a bit new, I'm going through it myself."

　　"Got it."

　　Li Hedong nodded and walked out quickly.

　　Just when Zhang Hejun was wondering why Li Hedong went, Gao Hecai sighed:

　　"Dongzi is also in a hurry. My brother has been talking for more than 20 minutes at this meeting, and the previous ones can't hear it. It's better to talk about it honestly. Can't you just go back and listen to the full version online?"

　　"He's in a hurry, but it's not like you don't know."

　　Xie Yan smiled:

　　"Anyway, I kept it. I haven't listened to it since the havoc in the Heavenly Palace. I'll wait until he finishes the book, and when I finish it."

　　"...Good guy, Master, you probably have to wait until your sons are married."

　　"Ugh……"

　　"...Ah~~"

　　Hearing Xie Yan sigh, everyone sighed.

　　……

　　"When Tang Seng saw it, he said ho, what a monkey head! If you don't fight for three days, are you going to go to the house to uncover the tiles? Put your hands together. Ladies, did you see it? What is this for?"

　　"Meditate!"

　　"That's right, he's going to start chanting the Hooping Charm."

　　I saw Wu Shaobai's one hand fit, sitting on a chair, compared his eyes and said:

　　"The dojo has been accomplished, and the relief will be accomplished. The fasting master is devout, offering incense and worshiping..."

　　The audience was stunned for a moment, and said in their hearts...why is this thing so familiar?

　　Isn't it a straitjacket?

　　Then I heard Wu Shaobai sing: