Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　Wu Shaobai nodded:

　　"Yes, yes, before the annual meeting... don't talk nonsense to me, do you hear? Otherwise, it will kill you (four times)!"

　　Pointing at Hou Zhen and threatening, he continued:

　　"Before this year's annual meeting, he was anxious to get angry every day, and he was thinking about how much his year-end bonus was. And you also know that the person who gave the year-end bonus is none other than my uncle, Mr. Guo Degang. What about the man Hou Ye? Broken mouth, a phone call to Guo Degang: Hey, second brother, I'm a monkey! Eh, yes, it's me, you are fine? Have you eaten? Yo? Eat? Why didn't you call me? What? What are you eating? Zhajiang noodles? Hey, fried noodles are good. I love fried noodles the most..."

　　"Ha ha ha ha……"

　　He seemed to have guessed what Wu Shaobai was going to say next, and some audience members couldn't help laughing.As Wu Shaobai said, he pointed his hand to the bottom of the stage, and his face showed a "you still understand me" expression.

　　"Zhajiang noodles, this dry yellow sauce and sweet noodle sauce are deep-fried, and when you put diced meat on it, it's crunchy and fragrant."

　　"Hehehe~"

　　"And the vegetable code, these green beans, after scalding them with water, they tasted creaky and delicious."

　　"Hey hey hey~"

　　"There are also cucumber and bean sprouts, all of which are shredded and put together, and they taste squeaky and fragrant."

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　"And cashew nut chicken. The chicken is cooked with oil, and it tastes crunchy and delicious! There's also..."

　　"Hahahahahaha~"

　　Listening to Hou Zhen's signature masterpiece, all the audience burst into laughter.

　　Then Wu Shaobai said:

　　"Good guy, that's for my uncle... my brain is boiling! It's like pouring hot oil!"

　　"Squeaky, squeaky and delicious?"

　　Hou Zhen suddenly came up with a sentence.

　　"Ha ha ha ha ha ha~ woo~~~~"

　　Wu Shaobai could see that Hou Zhen's state today... Maybe because of the unpacking, he was a little excited.

　　Hanging now is like not wanting money, and throwing them out one by one.

　　He was a little speechless and continued to say:

　　"I've never heard of it! What a mess... Everyone knows that my uncle is very disciplined and polite. As long as others don't finish speaking, he will never hang up. Just this one phone call, Hou Ye made enough calls. Three hours!"

　　"Huh~"

　　"In the end, the uncle was about to explode."

　　"Okay~ Fortunately, the hair has less heat and heats up quickly. If you want to rush your master, you might end up with a freshly permed wool roll!"

　　"Hahahahaha~"

　　Not to mention how happy the audience was.

　　"Why is your mouth so broken?"

　　Wu Shaobai didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and then continued:

　　"In the end, the uncle couldn't bear it any longer, and the master said: "Second brother, wait a minute, I'm a little thirsty for a drink..."

　　"Hahaha~"

　　"The uncle has seized the opportunity and asked: What is the matter with you looking for me?"

　　"Emotions, I haven't even said anything serious this afternoon!?"

　　"Nonsense! Who is as broken as your mouth?"

　　Wu Shaobai waved his sleeves:

　　"After the uncle asked this question, Hou Ye said: Second brother, I just want to ask how much money I can give out this year-end bonus?"

　　"My dear, it took me three hours to say a word."

　　"My grandfather is about to cry. I just want to eat fried noodles. Who am I going to mess with? Was this grandson caught and trained me for three hours?"

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　"In a fit of rage!"

　　"Oh?"

　　"Directly yelled at the phone: Do you know "Xinhua Dictionary"!!! I want to cut it!! Clap, the phone hangs up."

　　"Maybe the phone is out of power."

　　"Go to hell!"

　　Seeing this kind of work, he still turned it over, Wu Shaobai couldn't stand it anymore, grabbed the handkerchief and covered his mouth.

　　"You are talking nonsense, am I telling you to die here!"

　　A good new job, according to Wu Shaobai's estimation, should be almost over in 24 to 26 minutes.It turned out that it would take at least ten minutes, and he hadn't even unfolded the furoshiki.

　　Today's Hou Zhen's mouth is particularly broken.

　　"Hahaha~ woo~~~~~"

　　Listening to the boos from the audience, Hou Zhen nodded:

　　"Okay, okay."

　　"Really... have you figured it out? What does "Xinhua Dictionary" mean?!"

　　"This one……"

　　Hou Zhen hesitated for a moment, then nodded:

　　"I figured it out then."

　　"What do you think!?"

　　"I think...it's as thick as a dictionary."

　　"That's right."

　　Wu Shaobai clapped his hands.

　　In fact, this paragraph should have been said by him, but if it was forcibly pulled back, it would appear particularly stiff, so he simply handed it over to Hou Zhen.

　　Fortunately, today's Hou Ye is only in good condition, and he has not forgotten the three and four shaking that cross talk should have.

　　Hearing his words, Wu Shaobai said:

　　"He thought it was a thick dictionary at first, and he promised his daughter-in-law."

　　"What do you promise?"

　　"Hey, daughter-in-law, when the year-end bonus is issued, I'll take you to Xinmatai!"

　　"Go for a sore throat?"

　　"..."

　　Wu Shaobai's mouth twitched, and the audience was stunned.

　　What kind of throat?

　　What does this mean... uh...

　　Suddenly, a sentence popped out of these audience's minds:

　　"Play for a while?"

　　"Hahahahaha~"

　　The sky-high laughter once again appeared in the Huguang Guild Hall. .

Chapter 780

　　Wu Shaobai really had no choice. Looking at a female audience member who was holding a camera and laughing, she asked in a gentle breeze:

　　"Girl, how long have you been talking about this on your camera?"

　　"14 and a half minutes!"

　　After the girl replied, she saw Mr. Wu smiling and nodded.

　　That look seems unspeakable - polite.

　　Just when the big guy didn't know what was going on, he suddenly saw Wu Shaobai's original elegant and elegant expression gradually becoming violent, grabbing a handkerchief, a wake-up tree, a fan and other props - and throwing them at Hou Zhen:

　　"I can kill you!!! Sun Thief!!"

　　"Hahaha~"

　　Hou Zhen quickly blocked, Wu Shaobai continued to roar while throwing:

　　"It's a good new job, and it's over in more than [-] minutes! It's been fourteen and a half minutes since you messed up! The first layer of furoshiki hasn't been opened yet!! I'll fight with you!!"

　　After throwing all the props in his hand, Wu Shaobai was about to grab the table, as if throwing it at him.

　　As a result, the girl holding the camera suddenly said:

　　"Fifteen minutes."

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　All the audience, including Wu Shaobai and Hou Zhen, were stunned for a moment.

　　Then, the sky-high laughter sounded again:

　　"Hahahahahaha~"

　　Wu Shaobai burst into laughter, covered his face and started walking back and forth on the stage.