Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　But today is storytelling... Although it is a little out of place, Wu Shaobai naturally has his own way.

　　The gongs and drums were a bit noisy, and the audience had to clear their ears.

　　He took a deep breath, straightened his back, and looked at everyone under the spotlight:

　　"The sky is Luogai and the ground is a blanket, and the sun, moon, and stars accompany me to sleep.

　　Who casts a net of fame and fortune, wealth and poverty are unusual.

　　There are also horses and sedan chairs, and there are carts to carry the burdens.

　　The blessing that comes from riding in a sedan chair, it is natural to push a cart to bear the burden of life.

　　A steed carries a demented man, and a beautiful woman sleeps with her husband.

　　The [-]-year-old man stands in front of the gate, and the three-year-old urchin dyes the yellow spring.

　　It's not that God doesn't open his eyes, good and evil will end in retribution~"

　　The audience shouted with him:

　　"cycle!"

　　Then, many people, including Gong Ning and Wang Xiangjun who deliberately sat at the scene today, cheered lively:

　　"One more~"

　　"I didn't hear enough~"

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　　"Oh~~~"

　　"it is good!!!!"

　　Wu Shaobai waved his hand with a smile and said:

　　"Okay, okay, I've been talking about books for almost 3 years, and I've said one more time and another... When did I say two?"

　　"Ah~~~"

　　"Haha~ Okay, just one of these things. There are so many, right?"

　　As he said that, he looked at all the audience, and when he saw that the table was full of tea and various kinds of snacks such as mung bean cakes, he nodded reassuringly.After looking at the audience at the back and realizing that everyone also seemed to have a bottle of mineral water in their hands, he said:

　　"It's okay, you all have food and drink in your hands, but the 30 people in the back are a bit unlucky. Everyone else is hot tea and snacks, and you will become mineral water... Do you bring your own?"

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　　"Given by the program team!"

　　"Yes~~~"

　　"The one who said yes, won't your conscience hurt?"

　　"Hahaha~"

　　Listening to Wu Shaobai's words, the audience laughed again.

　　Wu Shaobai nodded:

　　"When I was playing just now, the director and I were standing in the back, and suddenly I heard the drums and gongs. I was still wondering... Are we telling stories or singing opera today? I asked, and they told me that this was a surprise specially prepared for me. ...Thank you, thank you iQIYI's program team, all the musicians have worked hard. Although our opening tee drum has been completed, please don't rush to leave. Listen to me, Duan Ershu, just in time. Take a break. That... staff, remember to serve tea."

　　He also didn't care about the camera, pointed to a staff member standing next to him and said:

　　"Don't make the tea too hot, otherwise it's easy to sprinkle water and break things, and the chairs are uncomfortable, so you should take more care. Seniors, okay?"

　　The musicians behind the fence didn't speak, only the small drum made a "clang" sound.

　　"Okay. Then you can rest well... But let's talk about it first, I'll talk about it, if it's good or bad, we won't bring a musical instrument to make fun~"

　　"Hahaha~"

　　Following the big guy's laughter, Wu Shaobai nodded:

　　"Well..."The King of Pit is Coming"...The King of the Pit King didn't come today. I, the King of Pit, will talk to everyone on behalf of the old man, okay?"

　　"Yes~~~"

　　The audience responded in unison..

Chapter 806

　　"As for this show, first and foremost, tickets are hard to buy..."

　　"Ah~~~~~~"

　　The audience was full of disgust, especially the people sitting on the stairs at the back.

　　Wu Shaobai laughed:

　　"But that's not the same. In fact, the people from iQiyi also talked to me and said that we should put it in the Deyun Bookstore or something, but it can't be done. First of all, it will affect the audience's perception. , Second, there are still people over there who want to tell stories, we can't interfere with other people's program flow. So we can only put it in the studio.

　　As you can all see, I didn't plan to get so many people at the beginning, but everyone supported it and finally forced it.There are still audiences crying and clamoring to come, but there is no way out.I also want tens of millions of people to listen to the book together, but the problem is that there is not such a big shed.Ladies, storytellers and cross talk are different. It doesn’t mean that the more people there are, the more lively they are. If thousands of people listen to them, and everyone is farting, the audience will be like a war, so I’ll just say not. "

　　"Ah~~~~~~"

　　"Alright, alright."

　　Wu Shaobai smiled and waved his hand:

　　"At the beginning, our program team of "The King of the Pit" found Deyun Club, and asked the king of the pit king and me, the king of the pit, to come out... Good guy, you haven't seen it, I pushed the door and knelt down. land……"

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　"Prince, please come out. I said why don't you find the king of pit kings? Director Zhao of the program team knelt and cried: Wang Zhongwang was taken to the factory to make ham sausages."

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　"Just kidding... Thanks to iQIYI, I would like to invite my elder Mr. Guo Degang, two of us artists to come here to talk about Duan Ershu, I think it's a good thing. Let's take this as well, thank the show team, Director Zhao, President Wang, and President Gong have created such a hot spot out of their love for traditional art. I would also like to thank all the parents who came to listen to the book today, thank you all.”

　　He folded his fists and cupped his hands, and the audience responded with warm applause.

　　Gong Ning, who was sitting with Wang Xiangjun, said to her:

　　"Listen well to this game, you will definitely fall in love with Mr. Wu."

　　"..."

　　Wang Xiangjun's mouth twitched.

　　Although I knew that the boss didn't mean that, but it sounded awkward enough.

　　……

　　"As for the other things, I've actually finished talking about it in the talk show, including why they charge everyone's tickets and so on, so I don't need to go into details here. I think the desserts on the table of some people didn't move... It doesn't matter, everyone, just eat.

　　It's all free here, but remember, in the old days, there were rules in teahouses.No matter how lively it is at ordinary times, after Mr. Storyteller opens the book, if you want to drink tea or something, you can't open your mouth and shout.

　　Otherwise, while I was talking here, a sentence came from your side: The waiter pours tea!That's a mess.

　　So that doesn't work.

　　So what to do?Hey, everyone, you remember, teach you.The staff in charge of tea should also listen carefully, otherwise I'm afraid you won't know about it for a while. "

　　Having said that, Wu Shaobai pointed to the next stage:

　　"Everyone, remember, listen in the library, the tea cup in your hand is your spring snack. For example, there is no water in the teapot. Open the lid of the big teapot and put it on the table, don't worry about it. Guys see it will come to add to you.

　　For example, if there is no dessert, and you want to continue, you put the teacup on the plate.Here comes the man, the plate is gone, and the cup is left for you.

　　And if you don't want to drink, or you want to listen to the book quietly, or remind your companions that you don't drink, you don't need to pour it.Then put the teacup on the table, and that's it.Therefore, the staff also thought about it, and saw that someone was short of water or had snacks, and served them in time.Because of the broadcast of the program, the big guys can't eat melon seeds and the like, but there are hawthorn strips, mung bean cakes, etc., which are just mouth-watering, and go down the tea.

　　Eat whatever you want, drink whatever you want, but we can't pack it, you have to save some for me..."

　　"Hahahahaha~"

　　"Look, as soon as I said it, the beauty immediately took a mung bean cake. Eat it, girl, it's all from Daoxiang Village, it's delicious."

　　Wu Shaobai said something to a girl with a smile.

　　Because it was the first time I recorded it, there was a little more idle time in this scene.

　　After finishing some requirements or experience, he turned the topic to the book.

　　"What I'm going to talk about today is "Journey to the West"...  

　　Before the words fell, many audience members cheered again:

　　"Oh!!!!"

　　Wu Shaobai squinted his eyes and laughed:

　　"Hahaha~ Are you happy?"

　　"Happy!!!"

　　"Then how many of them have heard of my book Journey to the West, raise your hand and I'll see."

　　shhhhhh...

　　One by one raised their hands.

　　Seeing this, Wu Shaobai said:

　　"Then... there is good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?"

　　"...????"

　　All the audience froze for a moment and looked at each other... Then the young lady who just ate mung bean cake shouted:

　　"good news!"

　　"Good news?...Okay, what is the good news... It's finally, you don't have to wait for my random update, this season's "The King of the Pit", people from iQIYI just ask for a little, it's me It can only be said that the book "Journey to the West" can be changed to other books when it is finished."

　　"Oh!!!!!!!"

　　In an instant, everyone was excited.

　　But just when they said they could finally finish listening... Wu Shaobai spoke up:

　　"Here's the bad news."

　　"..."