Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　"At that time, the judges of Yanjing TV were Jiang Kun, Pan Changjiang, Wei Ji'an, Feng Gong, Fu Yu...about twenty people. Let me tell you, except for Zhao Benshan, all the big names in the comedy world were there. . Even your uncle was favored by the third father because he played a show with us. "

　　"Uh...then what?"

　　"Then? Master, in 2003, the Internet was just emerging. Do you know how many emails and letters were received in that cross talk sketch competition?"

　　"How many?"

　　"One day, more than 7000 emails and letters were packed in sacks, with seven or eight sacks. The hot scene was just like a Spring Festival gala staged ahead of time. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is a peaceful scene in the art world. At that time, we were recommended by Yuan Hong, a mean comedy creator, and appeared on this show. Because it was recommended by Yuan Hong, we did not go to the audition directly. But on the first day, Yuan Hong let us enter Yanjingtai and step on the spot.

　　At that time, when we saw those sacks of letterheads and a vote for the person who stomped their feet in the comedy world back then, my uncle and I said that this show must be won.As long as we can get this show done, the two of us will definitely be on fire!

　　Then, your uncle took half a day to create a ten-minute cross talk called "Hello, Beiqi" ......and I don't know if that cross talk is available on the Internet, but If you can find it, you'll find that the baggage, the size, the style...all good.It fits the theme of the cross talk so much.

　　Then on the second day, the two of us were going to perform on stage. You think, then your uncle has realized that we need to revitalize traditional cross talk, and we will discuss it and think about an eye-catching costume.Seeing that all the people in the group were wearing suits and shoes and wiping their red lips, the two of us thought about it and put on a coat!There are a lot of cross talk seniors here, wearing coats seems to be our rules.But when it was time to draw lots, people looked at our costumes and said directly, either you change your suits or don't play.Any idea why? "

　　"...Because people don't recognize it?"

　　"Yes! No!"

　　A thick plume of smoke spewed out of Yu Xuan's nose, as if to indicate his mood.

　　"What's wrong with wearing a coat? The show team didn't ask for a dress code. This coat is a traditional cross talk costume... Why do you care what we wear on TV? As long as we don't leak our butts, why not? But others don't. Let's act... Later, the third father saw a group of people in suits, including the two of us wearing coats. When he came over and saw me, he recognized me, and then said to the director who didn't understand: This is our place. The traditional clothes of a line, there is nothing wrong with wearing this... Now I'm so angry when I think about it, a little director, who is not looking at your face and nose, isn't it obvious to bully people?

　　But anyway, my uncle and I have passed the border.But after the lottery, people will go to enter the program list, and when they come back, tell us: you two will be the first to go..."

　　"on purpose?"

　　Wu Shaobai asked.

　　Yu Xuan shook his head:

　　"Who knows... Anyway, my uncle and I don't believe that we can be so unlucky. A group of people in suits are in the back, and the two of us wearing coats are the first to go."

　　"...Then this isn't next to Jia Ling, right?"

　　"Don't worry, just listen to me."

　　Yu Xuan casually threw the cigarette butt out of the car and exhaled a long puff of smoke from his nose.

　　It's been so long, so long, it seems to be as sad as his mood...

Chapter 857

　　"The two of us were the first. But then your uncle has already had a Yanjing crosstalk conference with Mr. Zhang and Li Jing. Although I was a little nervous about this group of people, but on stage, the people below are the audience. On the one hand, the two of us acted in a proper manner."

　　"It works well, right?"

　　"Your uncle is the apprentice who was accepted by the third father by virtue of this paragraph, think about it."

　　"...Um. Then what?"

　　"Then we both stepped down, didn't leave, and continued to watch. The more we looked, the more we both knew. Because these people are not of the same level, you know? Not to mention your uncle, some people are better than ordinary people. The cross talk actors in the art troupe are far behind. The more we watch, the happier we are, and we feel that at this level, our number one is almost guaranteed."

　　An irresistible look appeared on Yu Xuan's face, who was caught in the memories.

　　But it was immediately washed away by the following words:

　　"But... after a show, in the end, we got a third place. Do you know how many people there are in the third place?"

　　"……How many?"

　　"Ah……"

　　Yu Xun laughed at himself.

　　"In that show, cross talk was one category, and sketches were one category. In the cross talk category, there were about seven or eight groups of 29 people in total, and the first place was two people. Note that the two people here are not partners, but two There are two people in the show. One is the joker of "Xi Ge Dongmei", and she is also a girl named Song Ning. She looks so beautiful. The other is Jia Ling, oh yes, she was not Jia Ling back then, but Jia Yuling. One belongs to these two people. The two girls overwhelmed everyone. The second place is a person named... It seems to be called Li Weijian. With this second prize, he joined the Yanjing Opera Troupe. And I With your uncle, and all the other candidates for third place. We don't even have a medal. The name of the award given to us is called the Continuing Effort Award...hehehehe..."

　　"Uh……"

　　"You just have to say this, maybe, the judges may have different tastes, and your uncle's cross talk is still called non-mainstream. We don't blame anyone! Besides, it was only the first prize of the cross talk group at that time. It's true that cross talk can't do a sketch, it's quite marginalized. But the problem is that I'm very uncomfortable. When the recording of the show is over, we think it's over. According to the rules, let's congratulate others. Hey, guess what? Those two girls' nostrils were about to go up. They shook hands with all the people in suits, but when it came to the two of us in coats, they didn't pay any attention. They just separated us."

　　"..."

　　It is rare for Wu Shaobai to speak in such a yin and yang tone.

　　The master's tone in the impression is always that kind of unhurried rhythm, but here is the only one... He looks particularly angry.

　　Just listen to him continue:

　　"Your uncle and I were left to the side, and a group of people in suits watched our jokes. Then, Feng Gong came and went straight to these two girls. After shouting, the two girls didn't even look at us. Just left... Then, the two of us turned our heads and saw Feng Gong, and we also greeted properly and called out: Brother Shi.

　　As a result, people ignored us, and when the two girls met, they called Master.Let's take a look at it... well, we're a total of stinky shit?Just left.But only later did we find out that these two girls were there during the audition on the first day, and they were not apprentices at that time, and then they became Feng Gong's apprentices the next day... In total, the champions are all decided by default?What about making fun of a fool? "

　　Wu Shaobai frowned and said:

　　"That's not to give a champion directly..."

　　"Isn't it?"

　　Yu Xuan yin and yang strangely asked back:

　　"Then let me ask you, who can go to the Spring Festival Gala every year?"

　　"Uh……"

　　"Understood? Still~ Whoever can attend the Spring Festival Gala will have the right to speak, understand?!"

　　In the end, Yu Xuan's emotions could actually be described as excitement.

　　And after asking this, he lowered the window again and lit a cigarette.

　　After taking two or three sips, he let out a long sigh:

　　"This is the most unconvincing and most useless time in my life. Young master, I'm not afraid to tell you that I have never suffered from the ups and downs in Deyun Society with your uncle for so many years. Your uncle suffered. He suffers more than me, why? It's not because he's a wild man? But what about me? Back then, I was born in the Bajing Railway Art Troupe, and my master was Shi Fukuan!

　　I want to inherit from my teacher, and I want to have a formal system and a formal system. Who are you bullying here?Who do you look down on?Are you talking about cross talk?Saying one by one is the same as reciting the text.Is that a special sound?Call it a toy! ?

　　Oh, what's going on?Wearing a coat and not allowed to go on stage?Is this show a special fashion show?Or a beauty pageant?What are we comparing?Isn't it cross talk?Some Mandarin is so inconvenient to speak, and you are too embarrassed to call yourself a cross talk actor! ?

　　With a pretty face, you don't even know the basic skills. If you find something in the joke book, you can win an award if you save something and go on stage? !Is this a toy! "

　　"..."

　　Maybe it was because of drinking.

　　Yu Xun's emotions were particularly excited at this moment.

　　It was as if he had found a vent, and the words in his mouth were like knives, floating in the space of the carriage.

　　There is cursing, there is resistance.

　　There is disgust, there is gritted hatred.

　　Wu Shaobai did not persuade Master to be generous.

　　Because it is not necessary.

　　He was thinking of something else... and also knew that it was not so much that Master was targeting Jia Ling, but rather that group of people.There may also be a reason why Master resigned from his job in the Railway Art Troupe and officially joined the Deyun Society.

　　While driving, he listened to Yu Xuan, who had opened the chat box, talking about all kinds of dissatisfaction with the incident back then.

　　And Yu Xuan also really spoke all the way.

　　It wasn't until the end, when he arrived at the Pet Paradise, that he stopped talking, and the original gnashing of teeth turned into a final disappointment.

　　"Ugh……"

　　Waving his hands in disappointment, he said:

　　"In my whole life, just once, I suffered a lot of fuss. In fact, I don't even bother to tell you if you don't ask today. After seeing this person in the so-called new crosstalk force the day before yesterday, I even checked it out. Check the information...because the girl was very thin back then...but I remember her eyebrows and eyes very clearly, and it took me a long time to recognize that it was her...hehe."

　　Before getting out of the car, he said:

　　"It's really a special thing to do what can't be done, and block the first place. I forgot about it for so many years. Who would have thought that I saw her news again... What a special enemy Luzhai!"

　　Done.

　　With a "bang", he closed the car door and looked at the little sheep galloping out of the house with a smile on his face:

　　"Child smashing~~~ Dad and your brother are back~~~ Hahahahaha~"

　　Everything just now was like a dream. .

Chapter 858

　　Yu Xuan went to sleep.

　　Maybe it was because the pressure of many days was finally relieved, and maybe it was because of drinking too much wine.

　　After playing with my son for a while, I was sleepy. After lying down, I started snoring soon after.

　　Wu Shaobai didn't leave, but after sending a message to Tong Liya, he directly found Bai Huimin who was watching TV in Yuxing's room.

　　"Mistress."

　　"what's wrong?"

　　Bai Huimin smiled and raised her head.

　　Just now, she had learned everything from Yu Xuan's mouth, and she was in a good mood.

　　Wu Shaobai sat next to Bai Huimin, thought about it, and asked:

　　"Miss, Master just now... when we came back, we talked about the skit comic contest in 2003. Do you know?"

　　Bai Huimin was stunned for a moment, and then said directly:

　　"Is your master scolding the street?"

　　"……Um."

　　"Hey, it's been so many years, why haven't you forgotten it?"

　　Bai Huimin shook her head.

　　She and Yu Xuan met in 98 and got married in 2000.

　　She has experienced all the ups and downs along the way.