Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

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　　"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

　　The applause resumed, Wu Shaobai quickly waved his hand, and then bowed to the audience:

　　"Uncle, you hold me too much. In fact, after staying in Yanjing City for a long time, I went to the outside for a circle, wearing the names of you and my master, I don't know what happened, and I became a tour guide for the king among many people. The little diamond wind of the mountain... It can only be said that time is also fate and luck, flowers will not bloom if they are deliberately planted, but willows and willows will be planted for shade if they are unintentional.”

　　As soon as he finished speaking, Yu Xuan said:

　　"¨"Do you believe what you said?"

　　"..."

　　This time, Wu Shaobai and Guo Degang both looked at Yu Xuan speechlessly.

　　But after being stunned for a moment, the audience burst into laughter:

　　"Hahahahaha~"

　　In laughter, Guo Degang pointed at him:

　　"Don't talk nonsense, donkey. I pleaded for the child and said, what do you mean when you come up and smash the pot?"

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　"Who is the donkey?"

　　Yu Xuan waved his hand.

　　Wu Shaobai's words slammed into the middle:

　　"Anyway, my master is a donkey whip."

　　"go with!"

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　Many old viewers really haven't heard Wu Shaobai play this stalk for more than a year, and the feeling of familiarity is all back.

　　But in fact, this paragraph is the tacit understanding of the three people.

　　There is no previous confrontation, from Guo Degang's praise, to Wu Shaobai's explanation, to Yu Xuan's words, in fact, many people can hear a lot of meaning if they take it apart. (Wang Hao) There are boasting, innuendo, and irony...

　　After all, Wu Shaobai's words about patrolling the mountains for the king are really uncomfortable to hear.

　　Even a soldier who patrols the mountain can't beat it, so what about the king?

　　But Yu Xuan didn't want his apprentice to be too sharp, and took the initiative to turn this into a burden.

　　Wu Shaobai is his apprentice.

　　He also felt sorry for the man.

　　What's more, some things don't need to be said too much.

　　It is love to leave three points.

　　Everyone knows what it means.

　　Everything is unspoken.

　　Then, after finishing the preface, the three of them made a lively comeback and bowed down.The second old man went down, and Wu Shaobai returned to the stage by himself.

　　As soon as he took the stage, he pointed to the next stage:

　　"Hey, that girl, I've been listening to it all night, and I've been lazy for so long. It's time to come up and do some activities?"

　　"Oh!!!!"

　　The audience cheered. .

Chapter 899

　　Tong Liya got up on stage.

　　First, he stood in the table and bowed to the audience in a proper manner, and then he skillfully adjusted the microphone while saying:

　　"I listened well in the audience, why did you call me up?"

　　Wu Shaobai answered the question:

　　"Hey, look at this skillful adjustment of the microphone, you can just do cross talk with me in the future."

　　"Go, cross talk?"

　　I don't know what Tong Liya was thinking, so she came up with a sentence.

　　The audience was stunned for a moment, seeing Wu Shaobai's speechless appearance, and suddenly reacted.

　　good guy...

　　fresh hey!

　　Xiao Tong is talking about meat jokes!

　　"Ah~~~~~~"

　　"Hahaha~"

　　"Are you crazy?"

　　Wu Shaobai waved his hand, Tong Liya was confused:

　　"what's wrong?"

　　"Ask still?"

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　Listening to this full of laughter, Sister Yu tilted her head:

　　"What are you thinking about?"

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　Everyone just laughed, but Wu Shaobai shook his head:

　　"Okay, I don't know if you're really innocent or what's the matter... Let's talk about it, we're going home, right?"

　　"Correct."

　　"In Nanjing, we sang "The Concubine", in Hangzhou we sang "The Legend of the White Snake", and Modu sang another piece of "Little Matchmaker"... By the way, you sang very well in Qin Opera, and the audience in Xi'an will test your performance. DNA. To see if the household registration is wrong, ask me in a private message on Weibo whether your name is Aimai Maimaiti or a melon girl..."

　　"Hahahahahaha~!~"

　　A bunch of people in the audience burst into laughter.

　　Especially Yang Mi and Zhou Xun.

　　When Wu Shaobai said this work, the two of them were at the scene, and Tong Liya's expression was so wonderful.

　　Tong Liya can't laugh or cry:

　　"I haven't heard of it, how can there be a love to buy Yi Maimaiti? You can let him make skewers."

　　Wu Shaobai waved at the audience:

　　"Ladies, you don't know. On the second day of the new year last year, didn't I go to Beijiang? My father-in-law saw me for the first time, and we chatted when we were walking home in the car. My father-in-law directly gave I came to a sentence: Shaobai, my daughter is from the Xibo ethnic group. The birthplace of our ethnic group is also in the northeast region. During the Qianlong period, the Qing court recruited some Xibo people to move westward to the northern Xinjiang to enrich the local area. Therefore, our people also came here. All the surnames are Han, so her name is Tong Liya, and her baby name is Yaya, not Aimaiyimaiti..."

　　"Hahahahaha~"

　　This time, even Tong Liya remembered the scene in the car at the beginning, and the one who covered her mouth and smiled was a happy one.

　　At the end, she said:

　　"Don't you have a word at that time..."

　　"Correct."

　　Wu Shaobai nodded:

　　"I said uncle, you are chasing so hard~"

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　"Anyway...I'd like to introduce you here, this is my fiancee, Tong Liya."

　　Wu Shaobai held his hand, Tong Liya nodded generously, stepped back, and bowed:

　　"It's me, this is my fiancé."

　　"Oh~~~~~~"