Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　Seeing that Gao Yuanyuan's eyes were a little sluggish, she asked:

　　"What are you thinking?"

　　"Do you want to hear the truth or lie?"

　　Gao Yuanyuan didn't look back, his tone was a little erratic.

　　After being stunned for a moment, Zhou Xun smiled and said:

　　"Then listen to the lies first."

　　As she spoke, she took out a cigarette and lit it for herself again.

　　Gao Yuanyuan smelled the smell of nicotine, but he didn't turn his head. He just stared at the one in the bar, and he didn't know whether it was used to ward off evil spirits, or just a Thangka that was just bought and hung for fun.

　　Looking at the blue-black face on the Thangka, stepping on the mighty image of a demon, he said:

　　"Mahakala."

　　"……What the hell?"

　　Zhou Xun did not understand.

　　Gao Yuanyuan kept the thangka on the wall:

　　"The lie is that I was looking at the mahakala. The mahakala is in Sanskrit, and I said I wanted to read miscellaneous books, and he gave me a lot of books. One of them wrote about this. The mahakala's It means "big black", and the god depicted in this thangka is the six-armed black sky. Infested by demons, he incarnated as Mahakala's enchanted deity, with deep compassion in his bones, and an incomparably mighty appearance. He made offerings to his body to remove the magic barrier."

　　"????"

　　Zhou Xun's eyes fell on the thangka hanging on the bar's load-bearing column...

　　She didn't study this stuff.

　　I don't know what Gao Yuanyuan was talking about at all.

　　In her opinion, what was hanging on the thangka... Malzaha... It just looked ferocious, blue and black all over, very fierce...

　　But he didn't see the meaning of the so-called deep sorrow in his heart.

　　But she didn't forget, Gao Yuanyuan said... This is her lie.

　　So she asked:

　　"What about the truth?"

　　"The truth is... I was wondering why the Bodhisattva never showed up since he knew the suffering of the human world. Since we should never have had this fate, why did we meet again. Didn't the Buddha say that in a previous life? Five hundred times of passing by, only to get a look back in this life. We obviously have such a great fate, why can't I always ask for it?"

　　When she said this, her eyes stared straight at the thangka, but her tone was full of puzzlement and doubt.

　　"..."

　　Zhou Xun was still speechless.

　　Gao Yuanyuan continued to stare at the Mahakala Thangka.

　　After a while, the emotion in her eyes gradually filled with disappointment.

　　He retracted his gaze and looked at Zhou Xun's cigarette that was about to burn out.

　　She suddenly smiled.

　　"It can be seen that studying Buddhism and cultivating Buddhism is of no use, right? If even people's obsessions are incomprehensible, why should I cultivate them?"

　　Picking up the bottle, she took a sip of beer, feeling the bitterness spreading in her mouth, and burped slightly.

　　His face was slightly red.

　　Drunk and hazy.

　　Holding the wine bottle, she propped her other hand on the table, staring at Zhou Xun and suddenly revealed a silly smile.

　　"Xiao Tong is beautiful and worthy of him, isn't he?"

　　"..."

　　Zhou Xun was speechless, looking at the kind of woman on the opposite side...that kind of smile that seemed joyful, but was actually extremely desolate.

　　Shaking his head slightly.

　　"You're crazy."

　　She said.

　　Gaoyuan's round smile is like a flower, and the peach blossoms on the faces of the people are red flowers.

　　"No, it's not crazy, it's a mistake. From the first time I saw him, it was a lifetime mistake.".

Chapter 903

　　9 month 11 number.

　　Wu Shaobai officially ended the special session of Seven Days and Seven Cities.

　　At the same time, starting on September 9, it is also the day when the national tour of "New Crosstalk" begins.

　　It's just that compared to the previous situation, although it was not much expected, it was also a high-profile situation. Today's national tour is quite embarrassing.

　　A group of people appeared at Nanjing Airport and were blocked by reporters. When the reporter asked, "What do you think of the great success of Wu Shaobai's [-]-day-[-]-city teacher Wu Ming's solo show?", Xu Deliang's answer was very official and polite. :

　　"I watched Shaobai grow up, and it's only natural that his special show was a big success."

　　There was no hostility in the answer.

　　Then faced with the reporter's many difficult questions, the group chose to avoid it without answering, and boarded the car directly under the escort of the airport security.

　　……

　　That night, a comment from a Sina Weibo netizen named "Clown Fish Gui" appeared in everyone's field of vision.

　　"#新力新力#, after watching the whole show, I feel that I can't say enough. Let's talk about admission first. I wanted to buy tickets last month, but they were sold out. Think about it, too, a small theater with more than [-] people, the tickets are definitely It's not easy to grab it. With the mentality of trying it out, I went to the scalper.

　　I bought the original ticket, the scalper didn't ask for much, but 500.

　　I entered the arena with a ticket and my girlfriend. My girlfriend is from the north, so I was dragged into the pit by her.Two days ago, Mr. Wu's special performance did not buy a ticket, and he listened to the whole process on the Internet.This time, my girlfriend has to come and listen to what she has to say, to see what is the difference between Mr. Wu's cross talk and the new forces.

　　After buying the ticket, it was quite fresh.To be honest, as a Nanjing native, although Deyun Club is popular, it is still relatively unfamiliar to me.The so-called baggage, jokes, etc., because of the differences in customs between the North and the South, sometimes it doesn't sound funny to me.

　　But I really like Mr. Wu's cross talk, and I think the jokes are very acceptable.But it's not very detailed. I've listened to more of his cross talk.It feels like telling a story, which is very good.

　　After entering the venue, you can look at the photos I took, and it was quite crowded.

　　After a while, the show started.The first show is called "Wusong Dadian", which is an allegro show. (Shouldn't it be fighting a tiger?)

　　I actually like listening to Allegro, and I find this kind of rap-like program particularly interesting.But I'm having a hard time listening to this show.Because I don't understand... In fact, I don't understand, because I'm not particularly into cross talk, so I'll attach an original quote from my girlfriend:

　　"Mr. Wu said that the most basic requirement for a cross talk actor is that no matter how big the garden is or how big the field is, as long as he speaks, every word will be sent to the ears of others. Not speaking clearly is like killing with a dull knife. This person can't do it. At first glance, it seems that the basic skills are not at home, and the allegro is fast or fast, but the sibilance is too heavy (what is the sibilance?), I can't hear it clearly.”.”

　　These are her original words, but if I put them here, the opening show of less than 20 minutes sounds very uncomfortable.Maybe it's because of the speaker effect?The back seats we both bought were really not very clear.But I'm studying interior decoration. The sound reflection ripple design of the theater is definitely much stronger than that of the gymnasium. Why can I hear what Mr. Xiao Wu said from the videos taken by others?

　　Very puzzled.

　　After finally waiting for him to step down, everyone didn't applaud much, and then the second show was the male and female group from last year's Spring Festival Gala.

　　The actress is fat and looks so rich.The actor's hairline is a bit high.

　　I don't quite understand the cross talk names these two people said, "Ooooooo good, in vain", oooooo good, according to the popular science of my girlfriend, it seems to be a very good meaning.

　　What the actress said was much clearer than the previous person, but it gave me the feeling that she was speaking in a high voice.Here my girlfriend gave me science again, saying:

　　"Mr. Wu said that the cross talk actor came to the stage and shouted while pulling his neck, trying his best to raise his voice, which shows that this person is guilty."

　　I don't know if she is guilty or not, but I feel that her cross talk is really not very funny.There was very little laughter in the audience.After the two of them went down, my girlfriend told me that she felt like she was listening to the party scene, so boring.

　　The third show is called "Diary of a Madman", which I heard was quite fresh and very interesting.I understand many passages.

　　The fourth scene is called "The First Experience of Love", the only actors I know, Xu Deliang and Wang Wenlin.How should I put it, one of his jokes says that his first love likes to read. He bought the book "The Look of a Camel", which is written by an old man... If I remember correctly, it seems that I have heard others say it.But not original I don't know.But it's interesting.

　　The fifth and sixth games were a little sleepy and fell asleep.It was really tiring to work overtime for the past two days.When he woke up again, he had entered the return stage.A few jokes were told and the show was over.After it was over, I didn't feel anything. Anyway, I came to accompany my girlfriend today, but she looked very upset. When I got home, she kept saying "¨"Why is that so? It doesn't make any sense at all, worse than Mr. Wu far away" and so on.

　　Actually I think so too.Because I think that when a northern art of cross talk comes to the south, it must first have a certain degree of universality.The first thing to do is not to let many people know about cross talk, but to let people taste its entertainment from it.

　　Mr. Wu has done a good job at this point. I really liked his stand-up "Nine-Headed Case". The other paragraphs are also closely related to life, although I don't really understand those peaceful lyrics. things, but (Wang Haohao) at least I can understand what he said, and it's quite funny.But this time it felt so much better.

　　They talked about a lot of things in Yanjing City, about the lower kaner in the west of Beijing, about the production of zongzi in the lake Erlinger (is that what they said?) and so on... I don't know what they are talking about.

　　There is also the University of Panggezhuang, which majors in watermelon. I think it would be better if it could be changed to the place name in Nanjing. At least we are familiar with it.

　　Anyway, to sum up.

　　Mr. Wu's jokes are very suitable for southerners like me who have not yet started listening. They can understand, and are interesting and fun to listen to.

　　As he said, the audience pays money to buy tickets to come in not to listen to the grievances and grievances, but to find happiness.

　　And the cross talk of this new force, in my opinion... not fun, incomprehensible, not funny.

　　500 yuan is not much, but it is a big loss. "string.

Chapter 904

　　"Pfft hahaha... I originally wanted to write a long review myself, but when I saw your long review buddy, I burst into laughter on the spot. I'll just reply here.

　　First of all, the reason why it is called "Wusong Fighting the Store" is a play card. It tells that Wu Song killed his sister-in-law and Ximen Qinghou, and was sent to Mengzhou. He passed through Shizipo and stayed in the store of Zhangqing and his wife.Zhang Qing went out and did not return. His wife, Sun Erniang, assassinated Wu Song alone, but was defeated by Wu Song. When his life was at stake, Zhang Qing returned and recognized Wu Song, a hero who fought a tiger.

　　Second: it is called Huling, which is a place name in Yanjing, which is rich in zongzi.

　　Third, Panggezhuang is the place where watermelons are produced near Yanjing.

　　Fourth, you are right, Xu Deliang and Wang Wenlin's "The First Experience of Love" is indeed a copy of the "old man" burden, which is Mr. Xiao Wu's "I Want to Fall in Love".

　　Fifth, I just asked a friend about the so-called sibilance. Your girlfriend's sibilance is a voiced sibilance, which means slurred speech.

　　Sixth, your point is correct.As a Yanjing native, working in Nanjing, I went to listen to Mr. Xiao Wu's special session, and I am also here.The audience is really 633, and it feels a bit strange to hear that they are still using the old baggage from Deyun Club.

　　Seventh, Mr. Wu's on-site baggage structure has been improved. You can go back and listen carefully. The jokes he picked are all jokes that have nothing to do with Yanjing City. From his popular science work in "The Nine-Headed Case", It can be seen from the fact that the Yanjing Overpass was specially changed to the Nanjing Confucius Temple.According to local conditions, he changed every piece of cross talk, and even other people's cross talk, to be more suitable for the tastes of people in Nanjing.And so do other stations.

　　Eighth, this ticket is really worthless, at least in my opinion.

　　Ninth, Jia Ling and Bai Kainan's cross talk should go to the Spring Festival Gala to talk about it. These two people have too little stage experience, and they couldn't catch the audience's smashing, so they chose to ignore it.A buddy next to me directly said, "What is this?"... I want to make money, but the technology is not yet at home, which is too ugly.

　　Tenth and last.As a northerner whose ancestral home is Tianjin and lives in Yanjing and is currently working in Nanjing, I can say responsibly that instead of listening to these people... it would be better to listen to the small garden of Deyun Society. At that time, you will find that, Not really bad at all.Well, that's all.