Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　"Do you think... it's more interesting for you to scare him? Or is it more interesting for me to do this?"

　　Saying that, he rolled his eyes:

　　"You can do it, I didn't even touch it, what about you..."

　　"Cough cough... I rely on... vomit... you..."

　　"Pfft..."

　　Lang Heyan, who had been paying attention to this side, burst out laughing.

　　And Yang Jiulang's eyes fell on the white as new handkerchief on the ground. .

Chapter 927

　　Zhang Yunlei sat on the sofa speechlessly, and heard Wu Shaobai say to Yang Jiulang:

　　"How do you make the audience remember you after the cross talk actor takes the stage? Do you know?"

　　Hearing that Wu Shaobai wanted to lecture, Zhang Helun quickly stopped and said to everyone in the room:

　　"listen well!"

　　Wu Shaobai ignored him and continued to stare at Yang Jiulang.

　　Yang Jiulang thought for a while and asked:

　　"Handsome and strangely bad?"

　　"That's the general direction. You remember, the first point is to find your own position. When Xiaopi'er first came to the second team, because of his cleanliness problem, we set him a small position. With cleanliness, Some girls get hysterical when they encounter dirty things on stage. This positioning has been recognized by the audience through the training of the past few years. "

　　Hearing this, Zhang Yunlei also nodded.

　　Wu Shaobai continued:

　　"Douyi and holding Li are a pair, and the best stage effect is two completely opposite personalities. Xiaopi's temperament, then your best way is to play a reckless person. Be a little rude, and a little bit rambunctious. And use your Fang 29 style to attack him, and the live effect of "Yellow Crane Tower" will come out. If he wants to twist, you first watch him twist, and then slap him in the face, his pain will be felt in the hearts of the audience. It becomes a burden. And you are gloating on the side, which is called bad. One of the cores of comedy is to create a sense of gap for the audience. They are on the top, and you are on the bottom. Some of your actions can make everyone laugh . This applies to all comic dialogues. You two have just partnered, and positioning is the first task, teasing is for face, and holding is for inner, understand?"

　　Yang Jiulang seems to understand but does not understand.

　　But Wu Shaobai didn't say more, just smiled and waved his hand, looking at Zhang Yunlei:

　　"Is this burden just like me?"

　　"no problem."

　　Zhang Yunlei agreed immediately, and at the same time seemed to be worried about Yang Jiulang, for fear that he would be embarrassed, he turned his head and said:

　　"There is no size on the stage. Don't worry about me, just come. Let go, but don't really spit. If you really spit on it, I really have to spit."

　　"Uh... ok."

　　Yang Jiulang nodded.

　　"Hey, brother, would you like to measure my life too?"

　　Looking at Zhang Helun who came over, Wu Shaobai rolled his eyes:

　　"Fuck off."

　　……

　　It was after 4 o'clock in the afternoon. Wu Shaobai came out of Menghui Tianqiao Theater and drove the A8 to pick up the children.

　　Youyou is now in the sixth grade, and there is still one year left for junior high school.

　　Wu Shaobai once again sighed at the speed of time.

　　"Master~"

　　The young master, who had just finished the summer remedial class, saw Master, and ran over with a heavy schoolbag on his back.

　　Wu Shaobai smiled and nodded:

　　"School is over?"

　　"Mmmm! Master, has Mistress come back?"

　　"Not yet, in a few days."

　　"what?……"

　　The child looked unhappy.

　　"I miss her..."

　　"Then you will make a video with the teacher and tell her in person."

　　"Ok!"

　　After getting in the car, he sat in the back and asked:

　　"Master, shall we go pick up the younger brother?"

　　"Yes. What would you like to eat at night? Master will take you two for a meat meal."

　　"hamburger!"

　　"You still eat that?...Master, let's take you to a vegetarian meal, okay? Call your Aunt Gao."

　　"Master, are you out of money?"

　　"Ok?"

　　Wu Shaobai was stunned for a moment, and then he saw his eldest apprentice pull out a fifty-six from his pocket...

　　"Master... I'll invite you to this meal... If you don't have any money, save some money... Let's eat some meat. Junior brother needs to eat meat to have the strength to fight..."

　　"..."

　　Wu Shaobai's mouth twitched, and he said angrily:

　　"Bear boy, who told you that Master has no money!"

　　"Why don't we eat meat if we have money?"

　　"Uh……"

　　Now it was Wu Shaobai's turn to be speechless.

　　Sure enough, the world of children is very simple.

　　Being a vegetarian means having no money...

　　ha~

　　……

　　"Master! Master! Ha!"

　　Seeing Liu Ximo posing on a horse stance, Wu Shaobai sighed.

　　Bear boy... your father is one of the best in the world.

　　Leave your father's kung fu and not learn, you have to pay to learn these...

　　I don't know if Brother Liu will be fainted when his mission is over.

　　"Okay, stop gesturing. The purpose of martial arts is to keep fit, not to be brave. You can't fight with your classmates, you know?"

　　"Hey hey, I see, Master. Brother Shi, here it is."

　　Liu Ximo took out a comic book from his schoolbag:

　　""One Piece"!"

　　"Wow! Junior Brother! Did you borrow it?"

　　"That's right, if my brother wants to see it, he must borrow it! I've said it, I'll cover you in the future~"

　　The child who is only one year younger than Chen Youyou speaks as if he is the elder brother.

　　Wu Shaobai was speechless when he heard it.

　　"Master, what are we going to eat?"

　　"Shh~ Master has no money, so he has to be a vegetarian..."

　　"Ah? Master has no money to give us meat?"

　　"Uh-huh!"

　　"Then what should I do? I have 20, brother, do you have any money?"

　　"I have 50."

　　"Is 70 yuan enough to eat?"

　　"Enough is enough..."

　　"..."

　　Listening to the discussion between the two arrogant children in the back row, Wu Shaobai sighed.

　　"Ugh……"

　　……

　　"Auntie you are so nice~"

　　"Ha~"

　　Looking at Wu Shaobai, whose eyes were full of lovelessness, Gao Yuanyuan, who learned that he had no money, covered his mouth and smiled, making him happy.

　　At this moment, four people are sitting in Pizza Hut, enjoying the deliciousness of pizza and fried chicken.

　　It aroused the sneaky onlookers of many people.

　　no way……

　　Gao Yuanyuan is really beautiful.

　　Mr. Wu is also very handsome.