Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　"What do you do with me?"

　　"Paint some minced garlic, no minced garlic."

　　"Ah."

　　Tong Liya took the garlic and started to grill it.

　　The old Yanjing fried sauce noodles are very particular about which dishes are marked with clear codes and secret codes, and what noodles should be picked in a pot or over water, etc.Even the fried sauce is done differently.

　　For example, what Wu Shaobai did today is what Hou Zhen taught himself.

　　Dry yellow sauce is drained with cooking wine and served with large diced pork.Boil it in a pot with minced garlic, sprinkle a handful of minced garlic when it is out of the pot to enhance the fragrance.

　　This is the practice of the Hou family.

　　It is called "two heads of garlic".

　　It means that minced garlic is used when frying the meat at the beginning, and minced garlic is also used when it is out of the pot.

　　But it was different at Guo Degang's house.

　　Guo Degang's family likes to use chopped green onion, which tastes more fragrant.

　　It's called two onions.

　　Dry yellow sauce cannot use cooking wine, it has to be drained with water.

　　And in Yu Xun's house, the fried sauce noodles became diced meat and eggs together, and two drops of sesame oil had to be added when they were out of the pot.

　　Anyway, the way of family is different.

　　For Wu Shaobai and Tong Liya, they actually prefer the method of two-headed garlic taught by Hou Zhen.

　　The garlic flavor is paired with the crunchy diced meat. When you order the Laba Garlic Soup made by Hou's family, it is not greasy.

　　Hou Zhen came to live today.

　　The two of them don't have a fixed small theater now, and it's not easy to go backstage to interfere with others when they want to perform.

　　So I came to Wu Shaobai's house.

　　Originally it was Hou Zhen's family of four, but Wu Shaobai's two younger brothers went to the summer camp for winter vacation.Gotta be back tomorrow.Hou Zhen, who had nowhere to eat, simply picked up a jar of Laba garlic that he had just made at home and came here to eat.

　　……

　　When a pot of fried sauce came to the table, Hou Zhen immediately picked up the sauce bowl and sniffed the taste.

　　"Well, this time it was more successful than the last time."

　　Wu Shaobai nodded:

　　"I mainly put the garlic after I turned off the heat this time, covered the pot and smothered it in the pot for a minute. Last time I sprinkled it directly and it was out of the pot, and the fragrance was not enough."

　　As he said that, he helped his daughter pick up vegetables and started to mix noodles.

　　Four people eat.

　　Hou Zhen said while eating:

　　"Anything new this time?"

　　"Let's talk about a traditional joke. New jobs have not been honed, so I don't know if the scale is good. Mr. Hou, after the new year, let's take turns to perform a few shows in the small theater. I have a few new jobs, let's do it?"

　　"Hur~ OK."

　　Hou Zhen nodded.

　　He is a gifted type and has no shortage of quick wit.In recent years, although Wu Shaobai has been sealed off and returned to seclusion, it is precisely because of this that the reputation of Deyun Club's second popularity has spread like wildfire, and it has been firmly established.

　　In the past, many people actually said that Lord Hou was too stubborn sometimes. If it wasn't for Mr. Wu's help, the effect would not be very good.

　　But as Wu Shaobai didn't talk about it, occasionally whoever had something to do, would ask him to make a cameo.

　　Whether it's Yue Yunpeng, sesame seeds, or Zhang Helun...

　　It was only then that everyone found out that Hou Ye's holding the jostle was really a matter of watching the pot, and whatever rhythm he teased, he did whatever rhythm.It's just a copy of Yu Xun.

　　However, in the same way, when Hou Zhen is in good condition, everyone can see what kind of skill Mr. Wu, who has subdued this evildoer, is from the speechless teaser who was scolded by him.

　　Throughout Hou Zhen's cross talk career, when he was in good condition, no one could stand it except Wu Shaobai.

　　In the past two years, there have been many videos of amusing, laughing and speechless because of a smashing sentence.

　　It was only then that everyone reacted... It turned out that Teacher Hou's holding a bag was so clever.

　　And that kind of...the rhythm of talking broken but listening to Coke, being rude, but being able to hold the rhythm in the mouth...other people really can't control it.Just like last year's performance, he gave Xie Jin a favor.Logically speaking, everyone came out of the second team, and they know the bottom line, so it won't be too bad...  

　　But maybe it was because Hou Zhen was in such a good state one day, from the beginning to Xie Jin to the end.

　　Finally, Hou Zhen patted Xie Jin on the shoulder:

　　"Why don't you go back to the second team with me to practice again~"

　　This sentence was even made into an emoji package, which was widely circulated on the Internet.

　　Now, the most accurate summary of Hou Zhen is from Yue Yunpeng:

　　"Mr. Hou wants to hold him well, and any joke around him can become a big horn. The surnamed Hou doesn't want to hold him well. Except for Shaobai, no one can beat that pig Bajie."

　　And now, this... this... The number two person in the Deyun Society's favor, when faced with the "old" partner, there is no hesitation.

　　A small theater is a small theater.

　　Commercial performances are commercial performances.

　　Anything will do.

　　It doesn't matter.

　　Seeing this, Wu Shaobai smiled slightly.

　　it is more than words.

　　……

　　"Mom~"

　　"Ok?"

　　The little girl who stepped on the small bench and helped her mother wash the fruit asked curiously:

　　"What are Dad and Grandpa Hou doing in the study?"

　　"You're talking about living."

　　Wu Mingyue was very unfamiliar with this word, and looked at her mother puzzled:

　　"What do you mean by living?"

　　Tong Liya, who was washing apples, tilted her head and thought, and said:

　　"Just... talk~"

　　"Why can't you talk on the sofa?"

　　"Because it's about work~"

　　"Is Grandpa Hou sick?"

　　"No, it's Dad's other job. Dad is a comic actor~ Have you forgotten?"

　　Looking at her puzzled daughter and washing the last apple, Tong Liya turned off the tap and handed the apple to her daughter with a smile.

　　"Dad is working now, let's go and deliver the fruit to him and come out, okay? When Dad finishes his work, he will explain to us Mingyue what it means to live~"

　　After taking the apple, Wu Mingyue nodded heavily:

　　"Um!...Then...Mom, let's not deliver it. Let's eat it by ourselves, and give Dad a strawberry butt after work, shall we?"

　　Pointing to the strawberries on the plate, the girl said innocently.

　　Tong Liya smiled.

　　Not happy.

　　"Okay~ Then let's eat strawberry Jianjian~".

Chapter 980

　　"After chatting with Mr. Hou until the evening, after eating fried noodles at noon, Mr. Hou was embarrassed to continue eating. I said in my heart, let's go. I just said goodbye to Mr. Hou, but my daughter looked excited. Found me: Dad, my mother and I ate a lot of strawberry tips and left you a lot of strawberry butts. Oh, my daughter's neat little teeth marks are so cute~"

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　　During dinner, Wu Shaobai left for a long time and updated a Weibo.

　　In the past few days, there has been a lot of uproar about his re-enactment, but he didn't respond, and it tickled his teeth.

　　After finally updating a Weibo, everyone thought it was a Weibo confirming the official announcement, but after seeing this ridiculous scene, [-] million Wu Chui had turned into Wu Hei.

　　"Just talk about it, don't talk about it! / Get angry"

　　"So, do you really want to come back when the box is sealed? Then I'm looking for an excuse to give myself a vacation, another year. Really 29 has you!"

　　"If you don't do a proper job every day, go to some traditional Chinese medicine person, and let you eat strawberry ass has already given you face!"

　　"Strawberry ass... Hahahaha, contract me to laugh for a year."

　　"Mr. Wu, are there any new songs this year?"

　　"Hurry up and talk about life! Otherwise, I won't even give you your butt to eat!"

　　In an instant, hundreds of messages popped up.

　　Full of resentment.

　　And Wu Shaobai also felt the resentment of these people. After thinking about it, he took a serious message and replied:

　　"I did find time to make a song, but I don't know if you like it or not. I'll find the band teachers in a row for the past two days and sing it to you at that time, okay?"

　　After replying one, he ignored it and closed Weibo directly to deal with strawberry ass.