Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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To live, or to live.
It is time to come up with a new job, or to come up with a new job.
If the audience buys tickets and sees it, if they don't work hard, it is a loss of morality.
After finishing talking, Wu Shaobai turned to look at Guo Qilin and asked:
"what do you think?"
"EMMMM..."
Guo Qilin thought for a while, then gave a thumbs up:
"Okay! Listen to Coke!"
"Haha~"
Wu Shaobai squeezed his cheek happily, and then said to Hou Zhen:
"Mr. Hou, let's just decide? This is the first time for Da Lin to perform with us. We have to work hard. You can't let me be ashamed in front of my junior brother."
Hou Zhen nodded:
"Don't worry. I'll let you and Dalin see tonight, what is Mr. Wu's biggest black fan leader by his side!"
Chapter 1049
"Now, please enjoy the cross talk: "Take the Bar", performers: Wu Shaobai, Hou Zhen!"
"what!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh!!!!!!!!"
"Wah la la la la la..."
With cheers, screams and applause enough to overturn Mercedes' ceiling, Wu Shaobai and Hou Zhen stepped onto the stage step by step.
"Ouch, hurry up, Mr. Hou."
Looking at the dozens of spectators who suddenly appeared out of nowhere, Wu Shaobai quickly quickened his pace, and at the same time urged Hou Zhen.
The two quickly walked to the side of the stage, holding flowers one after another, and boxes of desserts onto it.
When it was almost time to move, Wu Shaobai said:
"Alright, alright, we're here to listen to cross talk, not to exercise ~ hurry up, everyone, go back."
After urging, the two put away all kinds of flowers, and then Wu Shaobai stood in front of the microphone.
Mercedes-Benz is good at this point. All angles of the stage are very scientific. Even if he is holding flowers, he will not delay the performance.
And listening to Hou Zhen's wheezing and panting voice, Wu Shaobai said to the microphone:
"Mr. Hou, if you don't lose weight, you have to spit out all the fried noodles at noon when you get a present."
"Hahahaha~"
With the laughter of the audience, Hou Zhen nodded rarely:
"Yes, I really have to lose weight. Otherwise, like Fatty Sun, I will have to put my stomach on the table first when I come to the stage."
"Hahaha~"
The two of them turned over the burdens of Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue just now.
Yue Yunpeng said that Sun Yue's first step was to put his stomach on the table to support it.
But the bag wasn't too loud.
But when I got to Hou Zhen's side, with just such a sentence, the laughter in the scene was much more than that.
Wu Shaobai nodded:
"Thank you, thank you for supporting us so much. Maybe my business performance is indeed a little less..."
Before he finished speaking, the audience became unhappy when they heard that he took the initiative to mention this.
No more words, no more laughter.
All boos:
"Applause!!!!"
And amid the boos, Hou Zhen said:
"You still have the face to say?"
As soon as the words fell, the audience burst into cheers:
"Oh!!!!"
"...???"
Wu Shaobai was a little confused.
"This... I said something wrong? Why? The reaction is so big?"
"Applause!!!!"
Booing.
Then Hou Zhen said again:
"According to the words of the two actors in front, you don't show much."
"Oh!!!!!"
"..."
Wu Shaobai was speechless. Looking at the audience under the stage, he suddenly raised his hand and pointed:
"For me, right?"
"Yes!!!"
"Don't you know who I am?"
"Who!!!"
"Me! Deyun Club Wu Amo! Traitor Cao Cao! Shaobai Club woo woo woo..."
Before he could finish speaking, Hou Zhen covered his mouth with a handkerchief in an instant and pushed him away.
"Hahahaha~"
The audience followed the music, and Hou Zhen, who returned to the microphone, waved his hand:
"Are you crazy? Those two are standing behind, talking nonsense... eh? Do you want to quit too?"
"Hahahahahaha~"
"Applause!!!!"
The audience's laughter and roar just drifted in the Mercedes-Benz Center.
The atmosphere was simply fantastic.
But this time, Wu Shaobai grabbed the handkerchief in his hand, walked back to the microphone, threw the handkerchief on the table, and said speechlessly:
"Okay, you, you just finished scolding him a few days ago, why do you still want to help him hype?"
He gave Hou Zhen a talk, and in an instant, Hou Ye understood:
"Hey, justice is at ease."
"Wah la la la la la~"
A round of applause remembered.
If Guo Degang was here, he would have to talk about this topic, or satirize it.
But just like what Xiao Cai'er or Zhang Helun said, as Wu Shaobai himself, if he looks at the other party one more time, he will be considered a loser.
Although the news a few days ago has been up to now, the only aftermath is that the news that "Wu Shaobai and Yan Yunda are not getting along" has not been explained clearly.
Infighting.
Happy to hear it.
Today's Yan Yunda can be regarded as the originator of the vulgarity of the Deyun Society.
To put it bluntly, the export is dirty, and I like to use some very obscene jokes.As for how obscene...
Let's put it this way, Shi Aidong, who was considered by Wu Shaobai to be one of the best fans of Deyun Club, broke up with him.
It was at the age of 12.
Shi Aidong really couldn't stand the child's comic style.
For example, the best part of Yan Yunda's work after he came back was called "On Pleasure", which was the one that Wu Shaobai and Luan Yunping had played before... ......and the reason for the breakup is this .
In a small theater performance, the two of them worked.
As a joke, when he was running on Shi Aidong, he said, "Anyone who is holding me will also go through the mouth?"Then, Yan Yunda said:
"Yo yo yo, yes, then I have no eyeballs."
What was originally a mediocre sentence was nothing.But the problem is that when he said this, he turned around, turned his back to Shi Aidong, and then pouted and bent over.
There are eyes but no pearls, what are the eyes, why are you using your butt to face Shi Aidong... The answer is self-evident.
And according to Shi Aidong.
There were two female spectators sitting in the first row off the field that day, it should be a mother and daughter.
After the two of them finished this job, the younger girl smiled and leaned back and forth, but the older female audience looked disgusted.
Then, Shi Aidong saw with his own eyes that she grabbed the girl's hand, whispered in her ear twice, and then left directly.
From that moment, Shi Aidong never wanted to cooperate with Yan Yunda again.
He felt very sorry for the audience, who came to listen to cross talk, but was disgusted by the cross talk actor.
Then, Yan Yunda's partner was replaced by Liu Zhe, who has the nickname of Maitreya of Deyun Society.
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