Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　"Look, you're serious about this, aren't you? We're just chatting normally. How can you be a bully?"

　　"You still don't admit it, do you?"

　　Wu Shaobai sneered.

　　Hou Zhen also seemed to have a temper, and said:

　　"Why don't you let me chat normally?"

　　"Normal chat? Okay, come on, the surname is Hou, let's not say anything else today, just let the audience judge. Okay?"

　　"Okay, come on, I'm afraid of you."

　　"Look, look! Everyone! Hurry up and look! Hurry up! Raise the bar! Are you raising the bar!"

　　Wu Shaobai suddenly started jumping on the stage.

　　And the audience looked happy, and responded in unison:

　　"Yes!"

　　"I……"

　　Hou Zhen was stunned for a while, then waved his hand:

　　"It doesn't count, it's just a rush to talk to the top."

　　"Don't admit it? Okay. Then let's talk about it... Not much to say, just talk about the years ago, okay?"

　　"That's not much? It's almost April."

　　"Raise the bar again!?"

　　"Uh... ugh."

　　Now, Lord Hou is honest.

　　And Wu Shaobai continued:

　　"Everyone, have you seen it? In the past two years, Mr. Hou estimated that barbells have been eaten by many young and old. But today this is nothing. Years ago, Mr. Hou and I had dinner together. You all know that, The two of you have to find a topic to talk about, right?"

　　Hou Zhen nodded:

　　"That's for sure."

　　"Mr. Hou, everyone knows that he likes to eat, not only likes to eat, but also likes to study and eat. There is nothing that Mr. Hou has not eaten in the eight major cuisines, and the favorite is cashew nut chicken... "

　　"Hahaha~"

　　"Hey, I can't help it, I'm proud to eat this."

　　"That's that."

　　Wu Shaobai nodded, looked at the audience's understanding, and said:

　　"The other day, we ordered a dish of chicken with cashew nuts... Mr. Hou, who has a big brain, brought a plate of chicken with cashew nuts..."

　　Suddenly, he picked up a fan.

　　"BAA Baa baa……"

　　"You wait a minute."

　　Hou Zhen quickly stopped him.

　　"What's that sound?"

　　"Smash your mouth."

　　Wu Shaobai held a fan and explained.

　　"Am I a sheep?"

　　Hou Zhen was speechless.

　　But Wu Shaobai ignored him, and then Void used his fan as chopsticks, as if he was picking up something.

　　"Baabaa~Shaobai~"

　　The tone and timbre he learned was carved out of the same mold as Hou Zhen, very similar.

　　Hearing this movement, the audience couldn't help but let out bursts of low laughs.

　　"Hehehe~"

　　"You said cashews, why are they called cashews?"

　　"How did you answer?"

　　"I said, Mr. Hou, you don't know this, right? In ancient times, we paid attention to the appearance of the name, the name of the food, and the nourishment from the material. That is to say, what we eat means what we eat. This cashew nut is shaped like a pair of kidneys, so Cashews."

　　Hou Zhen suddenly realized:

　　"Oh, it is."

　　"That's right. Everyone, Mr. Hou's mouth is broken, you all know this? After hearing my explanation, I said there... Hey, I'll just say, this cashew does look like a kidney. But it also looks like a moon. Ah, why don't you say it's called Yueguo?... Ladies, as soon as I heard it, he started to break his mouth. He didn't intend to pay attention to him, but he just listened to him talking there..."

　　After speaking, he began to describe:

　　"But then again, it's not too shabby to call this cashew because it looks like a kidney. Then what else do you say is called a name because of its resemblance? Hey, I think there are quite a few, but for a while I really I can't remember anything. Oh, it's because my brain is not enough. It's actually like this when people get older, and it's easy to have a bad memory. Do you think I have to eat some walnuts to replenish my brain... ah! That's right! Walnuts I know walnuts, just like brains, right? What else? Oh, why can't I remember..."

　　Wu Shaobai's speech was extremely fast, like a machine gun, and when he learned Hou Zhen's tone into the microphone, it was a chug chu chu chu...

　　The audience in the magic capital was dumbfounded.

　　Heart said... is there really someone with such a broken mouth?

　　Those eyes kept glancing at Hou Zhen, and at the same time listening to these large paragraphs of words... For some reason, the applause and laughter came to mind at the same time.

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　"Crash la la la la la...".

Chapter 1053

　　Hearing the audience's laughter, Wu Shaobai's face was helpless:

　　"Everyone, if there is a chance, if the Deyun Club opens a reality show, I will have to find some audiences to come over. If we don't talk too much, we will draw lots, and two out of ten people will be drawn."

　　"Why?"

　　"Put it by your side."

　　Wu Shaobai's helpless voice and expression of disgust seemed to be carved into his bones.

　　"Pick two unlucky bastards and put them by your side. It doesn't take much, just stay with you for a day. Let the big guy see what your mouth is broken into, and take it away from the intensive ICU at night~"

　　"Not at all!"

　　Hou Zhen waved his hand and wanted to argue, but Wu Shaobai didn't give him the chance and continued:

　　"Anyway, I'm eating there, and Mr. Hou is chatting there. Hi, everyone, I've been working with Mr. Hou for so many years, and I've actually gotten used to it. He says what he does, I eat what he eats, what this person says. The exit can't be blocked, and when he finishes speaking~, it will be pulled down."

　　"Well, I'm here for fun.-"

　　"Then, Mr. Hou was talking about walnuts like brains, cashews like kidneys, and whether longan is really the eyes of a dragon... Then he suddenly slapped the table: Huh!? Shaobai, you say ginseng fruit is meat or not. Su-ah?"

　　"Um!?"

　　Hou Zhen looked a little stunned.

　　I saw Wu Shaobai roll his eyes;

　　"Everyone, listen, isn't this nonsense? You all know what ginseng fruit is, right? A sacred tree in Yuanzi Garden, Wuzhuangguan Town, Longevity Mountain. This fruit is also known as Caohuandan. It blooms every three thousand years and bears fruit every three thousand years. It will take three thousand years to become familiar with it. But this is a myth, he asked me, how would I know?"

　　"Then what is your answer?"

　　"do not know!"

　　Wu Shaobai shook his head, looking a little impatient.

　　"But Mr. Hou didn't agree, and began to babble over there: I want to tell you, how can it be considered meat? Don't you all say that it looks like a child? At first, Tang Seng thought he wanted to eat it. People, think that Zhenyuanzi is a monster. But the meat is not right, it must be born from a tree. It is the same as apples, bananas, plums, chestnuts and pears? Then do you think it is a subject? What does it belong to? Herbs? Which kind? Why does it make you immortal after eating it? Why is it so magical..."

　　"Hahahahahaha..."

　　Some viewers couldn't take it anymore and looked at Hou Zhen with a speechless expression.

　　Hearing the laughter, Hou Zhen handed a sentence to the audience:

　　"Hey, my strong thirst for knowledge~"

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　In the laughter, Wu Shaobai was still babbling:

　　"You talk, Shaobai, why are you rolling your eyes? You went to school and read, please explain it to me..."

　　"Hahahahaha~"

　　"Everyone, I can't take it anymore. If there is a knife on the table at that time, I will have the heart to kill him!"

　　"Hahahaha~"

　　"There's nothing left, so I'll say: Mr. Hou, you ask me this, I don't know. I haven't eaten it before. Didn't you eat it with the master..."

　　"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!"

　　"never heard of that!"

　　Hou Zhen quickly explained:

　　"My dear, am I Zhu Bajie?"

　　"I just wanted to force you to shut up, but you won't let me go. You're still asking: baabaa, Shaobai! Then you say ginseng fruit is vegetarian, why do you have a baby face?"

　　"Yes, why?"

　　In the face of Hou Zhen's question, Wu Shaobai ignored it and continued:

　　"I said in my heart, you're trolling."

　　"Is this a bullshit?"

　　"Nonsense, if you ask me a fairy tale, how can I know where to go? No tricks, I can only say that although it looks like a child, it is actually an ordinary fruit. If you eat it, you can live forever. It's not old, don't care what it looks like, anyway, the effect is greater than the actual."