Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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"You wait a moment."
Hou Zhen stopped Wu Shaobai dumbfounded:
"What are you yelling at?"
"Nanmo Schwarzenegger, what's the matter?"
Hearing this, Hou Zhen quickly said:
"You're wrong about that. That's not what people called."
"should be?"
"Namo Amitabha."
"Who is Amitabha?"
"Buddha."
"Buddha?"
"Yes, the one enshrined in the Mahavira Hall."
"That's right, Schwarzenegger worshipped by others."
"Uh……"
"Pfft...hahahahaha..."
The audience was really taken aback by Wu Shaobai's idea.
Before he could react in his mind, he was amused by his words and all burst into laughter.
Hou Zhen nodded speechlessly:
"Okay, you're right."
"Isn't it okay? The great monk came over and gave me a salute: Nanwu Schwarzenegger. I also gave a salute: you are tired, you are tired..."
"You're welcome."
"Hahaha~"
"Master, do you have something to do with me? The great monk glanced at me, didn't say anything, just put his hand on my stomach... Then he gave me a proper salute again with one hand."
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"I'm also wondering. But the great monk has already come to your side.
"its me?"
"Seeing the great monk is still: Namo Schwarzenegger..."
"Okay, don't mention this."
"Then, he touched your stomach lightly. Suddenly, you heard a thud in your stomach!"
"what?"
"When the monk saw it, he turned his head and nodded to the strong men around him: it was him. The monks took off their clothes without saying a word: ho! Eighteen bronze figures in the Muscle Temple! Holding a bench and moving bricks up, I'll give you a slap in the face..."
"Why?"
"I was also puzzled. Standing on the side, I asked the monk: Master, why are you doing it well... Hey, where are you shooting! Without hitting the back of the head and the lower body, it violates the spirit of competitive sports!"
"Are you damaged!?"
"Hahahahaha..."
"The master gave me a salutation calmly: Namo Schwarzenegger, benefactor, there are only two guests in our temple today, and there are no other pilgrims. Just now, the brothers discovered that the barbell in the Yanwu Hall had been stolen by someone. , one is missing, and the other barbells are still full of tooth marks, so check..."
"what?"
"I was stunned when I heard it, and I asked the monk: Then why are you touching my stomach? When the monk turned his hand over, he saw that this treasure was full of radiance."
"This is……"
"A magnet."
"Okay, shall I eat it?"
"That's not... I said, I just came out after burning the incense, you bleat there..."
"Good guy, my mouth is good enough."
"In short, after the eighteenth brother of Muscle Temple gave you a bad beating, I just remembered and hurried to fight..."
"Just remembered?"
"I helped you up. I looked at your bloody head, and my tears came down: Teacher Hou, why are you doing this? You said a word on the spot, and I turned my head and left!"
"indeed?"
"I'm thinking about eating a barbell and lifting a bar with you..."
"Me, fuck you!"
"Hahahahaha..."
Looking at the two who bowed and stepped down, the audience burst into cheers: (Zhao Dezhao)
"Oh!!!!"
This episode of "Chilling the Bar" is full of new jokes, which were not available on the Internet before, and all kinds of burdens keep coming, what I heard is a fresh one.
Before Mr. Wu came out, everyone's work was either a traditional piece of work, or a new burden was added to the old work.
Only in this one, from the beginning to the end, Mr. Wu and Lord Hou were all new things.
There are burdens, jokes, gossips, and new stalks.
It's just so entertaining to hear.
From the seemingly random "you grow up eating barbells" at the beginning to the last paragraph of eating barbells, one end and one end just link up.
Just too much fun.
Looking at the two hidden behind the scenes, all the audience nodded unconsciously.
Sure enough... it's still Mr. Wu's cross talk...
It really sounds soothing!
South no...Schwarzenegger.
Hahahahaha~.
Chapter 1057
"Brother, you are working hard. Teacher Hou, you are working hard."
"Ah."
The two took the cup that Guo Qilin handed over, and after Wu Shaobai took a sip of water, he turned his head and said to Hou Zhen:
"The taste of this life is still a little bit worse."
Hou Zhen also nodded:
"Actually, there should be some things to add later, just borrow the burden after the longevity, and the end is a bit too hasty."
"Just the magnet part, right?"
"Yes, if it's the same as "Selling Five Weapons", there is a paragraph about it, maybe the effect will be better."
"Okay, let's go back and play around with it, and I have to go to the small theater to practice. It's a little bit lacking."
The chat between the two made Guo Qilin next to him speechless.
That's it... still not satisfied?
From the beginning to the present, he has listened to this whole life.
In his opinion, this job is simply too good to be true.
From the sigh at the beginning, to the cute kidnapper of his little niece, to this muscle temple, Schwarzenegger, borrowing life and so on...
One burden after another, trembling, it doesn't sound boring, but it's very interesting...
With such a high degree of completion, Brother Shi is still not satisfied?
But after listening to the devotion of the elder brother and Mr. Hou who came off the stage and started talking about this matter, Guo Qilin calmed down and began to try to sum up the advantages and disadvantages of this cross talk by himself.
For a while, it actually started to stay.
……
Except for Guo Degang's own cross talk specials, at other times, he basically no longer has the last two arrangements.
Usually there are 6 to 8 live shows in a performance, Guo Degang and Yu Xuan are only responsible for collecting the bottom line, and then returning to the show.
And the return field also began to talk from the previous two people, and now they are familiar with each other with their apprentices.
After the end of the accumulation and the start of the return, there were obviously more people behind the curtain.
Whether it was Yue Yunpeng or Guo Qilin, or Wu Shaobai, Gao Feng and others, they took turns taking turns, and then a lively performance ended.
At the end, the time also came to more than 12 o'clock.
When he finally sang the truth, Wu Shaobai still did that action in the end.
The audience clasped their fists and cupped their hands, but he folded his hands and closed his eyes.
This is the rule he set for himself.
Although the full version of "The Great Truth" will be inherited, he will not create or surpass it by himself.
Completely follow Mr. Zhang.
Because it is not beyond, it is respect.
He wants every audience who has heard the whole "The Truth" to have a feeling that "Mr. Wu is not as good as Mr. Zhang".
He wants all audiences to firmly remember this lovely sloping shoulder king.
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