Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da

　　"I always thought it was useful, so I brought it."

　　"It's… okay."

　　Sitting on the chair, Wu Shaobai looked at the group of fellow villagers standing outside the yard, thought about it, and said:

　　"If everyone wants to listen, go back and get a stool. I can tell storytelling. If you want to listen, go get a stool and sit and listen."

　　When the people watching the fun outside the house heard it, some younger people who knew Wu Shaobai immediately began to run towards the house.

　　The director team was also a little stunned.

　　After all... in the beginning, there was no program planned for the evening.

　　I want to let everyone move freely.

　　This storytelling is a situation that Wu Mingyue temporarily "saved".

　　But after hearing what Mr. Wu said, they didn't mind after they reacted. Instead, they felt that the show's explosive point was again...

　　As for Wu Shaobai, he glanced at the four lights around the garden, and after seeing the shadows of mosquitoes constantly flying, he took off the string of beads on his wrist:

　　"Moon."

　　"Oh oh~"

　　Wu Mingyue, who was sitting on the pony, trotted over, took the beads from her father's wrist, and rubbed her neck, back of hands, and feet in slippers.

　　Then he looked at the others, and ran to Duoduo who was also wearing slippers:

　　"Sister, give it a rub, you're not afraid of mosquitoes."

　　"so smart?"

　　A group of children were stunned.

　　Then it was passed on one by one, and when it reached Wu Zhenyu, he even smelled it...

　　I just think this string of beads in my hand smells very good.

　　But...will this have the effect of repelling mosquitoes?

　　He was dubious.

　　But who made him wear the least.

　　The upper body is a sunscreen suit, and the lower body is also wearing shorts and slippers.

　　So after rubbing the beads on his legs, he was embarrassed to rub his feet...

　　Then, after everyone rolled his beads all over their bodies, Wu Shaobai put on the beads again.

　　At this time, one after another, some fellow villagers who moved Maza also came.

　　In an instant, many people sat down in the spacious yard of the stone mill.

　　When everyone was seated and it was almost time to see him, Wu Shaobai coughed lightly.

　　The children in the front row and the adults all looked at Wu Shaobai who was sitting behind the table with curiosity.

　　Seeing that he was holding the wake wood in his hand, he slapped it on the table very skillfully:

　　"Snapped!"

　　Then, he saw Feynman Wu, who didn't know what "storytelling" was, and Joe, who was dozing off, were shaking at the same time.

　　With a slight smile, he pressed his dantian in one breath.

　　"It is surrounded by mountains and rivers, among the trees and trees, so you can walk and live safely.

　　An ox is half a hectare of land, and the harvest depends on the sky, and the shortage depends on the sky.

　　After the rain, the weather is fine, driving a boat, fish on one side, wine on the other.

　　At night, before my wife speaks before the lamp, I will talk about it today, and I will talk about it in the past.

　　The three poles in the sun are still sleeping, not a fairy, but better than~”

　　"Snapped!"

　　"Fairy~"

　　"Good~"

　　Huang Lei took the lead in applauding.

　　Then, although it was a little sparse, the applause that gradually began to increase slowly joined together.

　　"Wah la la la la~"

　　Not to mention Feynman Wu and Joe who were still distracted just now.

　　Even some of the photographers next to him and the staff of the show team were staring at Wu Shaobai attentively.

　　Every show guest they have to do their homework.

　　Who likes what, is good at what, etc.

　　And to say that among all the guests here, who is the most popular in the hearts of the staff, it must be Mr. Xiao Wu.

　　There is no other reason.

　　Everyone else is an actor.

　　Mr. Wu is a comic actor.

　　Actors shine in movies, but the art of cross talk can be used in any occasion.

　　Mr. Wu has not spoken about storytelling for many years, and he is nowhere to be seen in "The King of the Pit".

　　Now I can actually listen to a book on the spot.

　　This experience...

　　It's not something ordinary people can have.

　　Not to mention...

　　That finale poem just now...

　　Sounds very appropriate.

　　How awesome! .

Chapter 1081

　　After finishing the final poem, Wu Shaobai nodded with a smile:

　　"Today, I talked about a book in the second season of "Where's Dad?"... It's very hasty, but I can't help the children want to hear it... Just now, when I woke up, I saw that FEYNMAN and Joe were both taken aback. ...do you know what this is?"

　　As if chatting at home, Wu Shaobai raised the wake wood in his hand.

　　The adults did not speak, the two children shook their heads, and Wu Mingyue shouted:

　　"Wake up!"

　　"Good girl, you're right."

　　Wu Shaobai nodded, holding the Xingmu in his hand to teach a few children about science.

　　If it was to the general audience, he would not actually say it.

　　But just today, he actually discovered a... It's a pretty bad phenomenon.

　　That is, FEYNMAN likes to use English when communicating with Wu Zhenyu.

　　Understandable, Hong Kong people, because of some historical factors, English is very good.

　　But he thinks...it is still necessary to let the children learn some of the culture of the motherland.Although he didn't dare to say whether the children could listen to what he said, he thought it would be a good thing if he could let more children know some traditional cultural knowledge through this program.

　　So he continued:

　　"This piece of wood, wake-up wood, is also called gavel. In ancient times, gavel was used from emperors to artists, and it was closely related to the identity and occupation of the user, and its titles were also different. "

　　As he spoke, his voice suddenly rose a bit.

　　"Then there is an old saying that a piece of wood is divided into seven parts, from the top to the king and down to the ministers. The king has jurisdiction over civil and military affairs, and civil and military affairs are in charge of the people. The sage guards Confucianism, and the heavenly master guards ghosts and spirits. The monks persuade Buddhism, and Taoism persuades Xuanmen. One piece falls into the hands of the rivers and lakes, and it is lost in all directions to persuade the world. According to the serious saying, this tree is seven yuan in total, but there are also nine yuan and thirteen yuan. That is what we often hear about" Seven Wood Returns. "Origin", "Nine Woods Returning to the Source", and "Thirteen Woods Returning to the Source", among them, I think the Seven Woods Returning to the Source is more tenable. Ladies, what is the Seven Woods? These seven Which seven is the wood referring to?"

　　Wu Shaobai spat out a button with a smile and continued:

　　"There is a poem that says: The monarch is called the dragon and the phoenix, the concubine, the witty and powerful, the precepts, the altar and the monks, the awakening and the pressing side. In the past, different occupations, the name of Xingmu was different. Let's just say this gavel, the gavel is actually just one category. The gavel used by the emperor is called "Longdan", and it is also called "Zhenshanhe", which means that the emperor shot the gavel. It is heard all over the world to show the supreme authority.

　　The imperial concubine is also called "Fengxia".What the prime minister uses is called "Operation Research", also known as "Zuo Chao Gang", to show his identity.What the generals use is also called "frightening" and "tokens" to strengthen the army.It is also called "awakening wood" and "exorcism" used by monks and Taoists to awaken the spirit.Teachers use what is called "wake up", also known as "huchi", to maintain classroom discipline.

　　What pawnshops use is called "calling out".What pharmacies and our doctors use are called "shen Shen" and "prudent".In addition to calling it "eye-catching", storytellers also call it "crossing the stone", "lai'er" or "stop language". The first beat before the speech is to tell the audience to pay attention, and the storytelling will start immediately.The county magistrates and their civil servants are called gavel wood, that's the thing.Different professions, different names.

　　But in general, this piece of wood at this time, he would call it a stop.When I take a shot, it means that I want to tell a book.You can't talk anymore~ That's the truth, understand? "

　　When he asked, he was mainly looking at the children in the first row.

　　It can be seen that the children do not understand what they are listening to, but at this moment they are all focused.

　　Nodding slightly, he continued:

　　"Then after this Xingmu, let's talk about the name of the story I'm talking about today. In fact, everyone is familiar with this story, called "Journey to the West". What I'm going to talk about today is the big story in "Journey to the West" that a few children want to hear. A section of the haunted palace.

　　If you have heard of "Journey to the West" I said on the Internet or on other programs, you will know that the entire "Journey to the West" hit Sun Wukong, the Nuwa, when the Nuwa patched up the sky, and jumped out of a multicolored stone, until the Buddha was pressed on the Wuzhi Mountain by the Buddha. This whole plot is actually full of calculations, interests, intrigue, and a kind of official fight.

　　But today we don't talk about that deep stuff.If the kids want to hear it, let's tell the story of Sun Dasheng, okay? "

　　The field was silent.

　　Everyone's eyes and ears were focused on Wu Shaobai.

　　Listen to Mr. Wu speak alone.

　　And Wu Shaobai didn't mind, and said to himself:

　　"Then before that, I have to explain the previous article. Speaking of which, Dongsheng Shenzhou..."

　　As he tells it, a completely different version of the conflict of interests he told before, but the story of a monkey who fights the world alone, looks down on Liuhe, and holds an iron bar to break through Nantianmen alone...

　　It started slowly.

　　……