Entertainment: I, Mr. Deyun Da
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"keep mistake!"
"Hahahaha~".
Chapter 1135
In the laughter, Wu Shaobai pointed to Hou Zhen:
"Everyone, don't look at what Mr. Hou looks like now, with a big head, a thick neck, and a stubborn face. He looks like a habitual criminal who goes to someone's house to steal corn..."
"Hahahahaha~"
What the audience says is this description...
And Hou Zhen also looked disgusted:
"Good guy... What's wrong with me stealing? Do I have to steal corn?"
"Mr. Hou was originally a piece of fresh meat from Yushu Linfeng."
"Oh yes, I was young too."
"Ah~~~~~~"
Now it's the audience's turn to dislike it.
Wu Shaobai was stunned for a moment, looked at the disgusted audience, thought about it, and asked:
"Is he disgusting to you?"
"Yes!!!! Hahahaha~"
"I'm sorry everyone~"
Wu Shaobai cupped his hands and pointed to Hou Zhen:
"However, what I said is true. Go back and wait for Mr. Hou to find two photos of his youth and post them on Weibo. You will know after seeing it. It is not worse than the current Xiao Xianrou~"
"That's right, I looked good when I was young."
29 "Ah~~~~~~"
The audience was still booing, but Wu Shaobai nodded again:
"It's true, otherwise my aunt will fall in love with him? Don't believe it, everyone, I think back then, when you scoured the Bada Hutong, who didn't know the name of the stripping library race Mahua..."
"never heard of that!"
"Hahahahahaha~"
The audience burst into laughter, and Hou Zhen was also speechless:
"If you want to talk about Sai Jinhua, I won't compete with you. Good guy... Sai Ma Hua? My daughter-in-law's decision may be too much."
"Not only are people twisted, but even words are twisted~ Ladies, back then, when Mr. Hou and my aunt fell in love... ah, it's not enough to make me sick."
"You wait a moment."
Hou Zhen held back his laughter and stopped Wu Shaobai.
"I'm in a relationship with my daughter-in-law."
"Ok!"
"Is it disgusting to you?"
"Correct."
"Good guy..."
As he said that, he glanced at Wu Shaobai up and down, and said:
"You shouldn't be disgusted by us."
"That is?"
"Are you spitting up too much milk?"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"
"..."
Wu Shaobai was also stunned.
This paragraph is not in the conversation between the two just now...
Obviously hanging.
But this burden is really loud!
……
Backstage.
Feng Zhaoyang and Li Jing stood behind the curtain, listening to the laughter spreading from the audience... Li Jing's eyes were full of emotion and sigh, and he said to Feng Zhaoyang:
"Shaobai and Monkey have reached this point in the past two years..."
Feng Zhaoyang nodded:
"Senior brother changes every year. I can't keep up in my life."
"Hey, no need to say that."
Li Jing comforted him:
"Since the beginning of cross talk, it's just like this one. If you want to compare with him, it's easy to get out of balance. Whether it's Xiaowei or gold, it's all down to him. So, you don't have to compare with him. Let’s be honest, let’s talk about our own.”
"Ok!"
Feng Zhaoyang nodded, listening to the boos from the audience after the laughter, feeling like a mirror in his heart.
That's what it says...
But if the literati since ancient times could be so down-to-earth, there would not be the eternal famous saying that there is no first and no second in literature.
"Although I know I can't compare...but...Uncle Jing, I'm also a junior brother anyway, so I won't be able to catch up."
Hearing his words, Li Jing smiled slightly.
Once upon a time, why didn't he think like this?In 06, I watched as this child was born out of a rock. It took a few years to overwhelm the crowd, and even if it continued like this, it was only a matter of time before he surpassed his uncle and master.
Who doesn't want to be competitive?
However, only after really working hard will it become clear...
How desperate the child's talent is.
The closer you get, the more you can perceive this chasm-like gap.
And after coming back this time... Li Jing found that this sense of despair was stronger.
……
"Mr. Hou, I'll just ask you a question."
"You said."
"Are you playing my partner today? Or my black fanboy?"
"Hahahahahaha..."
"I warn you, there are the third child and Uncle Jing, as well as the uncle and my master, you are going to be as messed up as the "Family Hall" in this scene, and we will close the door and beat you in the end! Let you steal corn …”
"Hahahahahaha..."
Hou Zhen was also happy, and quickly waved his hand:
"No, no, why don't we talk about "Double Hall" and try?"
"I'm telling you that I'm the grandson of "Double Hall"!"
"Hahahaha~"
Wu Shaobai looked a little exasperated, but Hou Zhen helped him with a sentence:
"Then you're still spitting up now, right?"
"Fuck you!~"
But Wu Shaobai didn't follow Hou Zhen's train of thought. Instead, he spat, then turned his head and said to the audience:
"Everyone, what did Mr. Hou's daughter-in-law do before she told stories, does anyone know?"
"Nurse!!"
Immediately, the audience shouted.
And some viewers were stunned...
Just saw Wu Shaobai put a little on the audience:
"Look, this looks like an old audience... In fact, when I returned to the show last time in Suzhou, I chatted with the audience, and it was almost 12 o'clock, so I told the audience, I Speaking of cross talk, you can come late, but don’t leave early.”
"Oh? Why?"
This would be improvisation. Hou Zhen’s current conversation took the topic of the two of them a bit far. Although it was something that could be pulled back by a sentence or two, when he saw that his partner started to circle when he was pulling back, he continued to follow. hold.
"You're late, that's fine. Our actors' work and rest time is actually a bit late. When the big guys just entered the stage, listening to our cross talk may feel a little warm. What does that mean? It means that everyone has just started warming up. And that's all. Yes, the time starts at 9:[-], the people in the backstage are energized, and the performance is starting to work hard. This is the so-called you can come late, but don't leave early. Because the more you go to the back, the more exciting the work. It's a serious job, and I'm sure you don't even have the thought of going to the toilet after listening to it."
It turned out to be like this...
Hou Zhen understood what his partner meant.
He was afraid that the audience would go to the toilet or walk after his own live.
When Li Jing comes back, the audience will inevitably be embarrassed if they leave early or go to the toilet in a chaotic manner.
He took this opportunity to grab the audience's mind.
"Tsk tsk."
Hou Ye sighed in his heart.
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