Entertainment: I never eat free food

Shen Lang woke up from home and stared at the ceiling with big eyes.

I haven't eaten anything for two days, and I feel bad all over.

He took out his phone and opened the rich woman's address book.

Send them to everyone one by one, and whoever calls back will be contacted.

Editor's newsletter, is sister here? Make a date.

After a while, the phone rang.

Shen Lang took a look and sat up. Hey, I haven't seen him for a long time. Sister Xiaoran called, so he quickly answered the call.

"Sister Xiao Ran."

"Hey, Director Langlang, what are you doing today? Why did you remember to call this old sister?"

"Sister Xiaoran, if you are old, you are no longer young."

"Smelly poor man, is it because no girl wants to talk to you anymore that you think of me?"

"Well, I specially made an appointment with you, my sister, on my own. I just took a break recently, and I just wanted to have a date with my beautiful sister to chat about life and ideals."

"Just talk about life and ideals? Why don't you talk about it?"

"Then, how about a little chat?"

"Bah, you little pervert."

"Well, I just want to talk to you about national construction and economic development, Sister Xiao Ran."

"Tch, he's a liar."

"Hey, sister, let's make an appointment?"

"놖We're at Chengxintang, come over."

"Chengxintang? Where is it?"

"Selling the Four Treasures of the Study, you just need to navigate."

"Okay, I'll be there soon."

Shen Lang stretched out like a carp, washed his face and hair, shaved his beard, put on his shirt, and moved his car.

Half an hour later.

Shen Lang arrived at the entrance of Chengxintang. As soon as he got out of the car, he saw Li Xiaoran wearing a mask and waving at him. Why could he still recognize him while wearing a mask? There was no way. Li Xiaoran's skin color was really like white jade. White jade was beautiful, wasn't it? Just chatting.

Shen Lang walked forward and looked at her white skin, long hair, white dress, and flat shoes. She was simple, elegant, generous, bright, and most importantly, even if she wore very loose clothes, she couldn't hide Li Xiaoran's gracefulness. posture.

"Sister Xiao Ran, long time no see. You are so beautiful today."

Li Xiaoran's eyebrows were as curved as a crescent moon. He was wearing a mask, and Shen Lang also saw a smile.

"What did you eat when you went out today? It looks like you have honey on your lips?"

Shen Lang raised the corner of his mouth slightly: "I love to tell the truth, this is not a compliment."

"Let's go shopping with my sister."

Shen Lang raised his arms, and Li Xiaoran glanced at Shen Lang: "What are you doing?"

"Sister, it's a date, why don't you step on it now?"

"Aren't you afraid of being photographed? You won't be able to tell clearly then."

Shen Lang shrugged. He was afraid of nothing. His current design is fraternity. Fans have long been accustomed to it. It's just a date. He is not afraid of being photographed in the hotel. He is afraid of being beaten. He is invincible when he is single. , who said what?

Walking around the world, Shen Lang will always be single. This is his secret to victory. The first step in the rules of a scumbag, being single is his magic weapon to win! ! !

"Not afraid."

Li Xiaoran glanced at Shen Lang, raised the corner of his mouth slightly, and carried it up.

Walking into Chengxintang, it was really interesting. The four treasures of the study were actually loved by all men. Although Shen Lang didn't understand it, he felt the atmosphere of literature when he came here.

Shen Lang shrugged his nose: "What does it smell like?"

"Sandalwood, this owner has been burning incense in the store for decades."

"Hey, it's an old store?"

"Are you going to buy something?"

Li Xiaoran smiled and said: "Buy some paper for Dad. He likes to write when he retires."

"Oh, my daughter is still filial and understands pain."

Shen Lang accompanied Li Xiaoran and bought a lot of paper. When it came time to check out, Shen Lang didn't realize it at all. Paying? Are you kidding me? Shen Lang never spends money when shopping with his girlfriend!

On the side, the receptionist looked askance at Shen Lang, he is so handsome, why is he so stingy? Then he glanced at Li Xiaoran, who was bright and generous, he must be a freeloader! ! !

In response to the squinting look at the front desk, Shen Lang stared straight back, looking at whatever he was looking at, just picking at it, what's the matter?

Li Xiaoran was overjoyed and quickly dragged Shen Lang away from Chengxintang.

inside the car.

Li Xiaoran covered his mouth and chuckled: "Shen Lang, you are really good."

"놋What's so funny놅."

"You're still staring back, haha, you are so awesome, so interesting, Langlang, don't say that you went out on a date with a girl and asked her to spend money. I didn't believe it at first, but now it seems that it is true. Then why don't you? Make a date?"

Shen Lang looked at Li Xiaoran and said with a mischievous smile: "놖It's a treat, you pay the bill."

Li Xiaoran? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Li Xiaoran was silent for a minute and gave Shen Lang a thumbs up.

“You are so awesome!!!”

"But you made a date with 놅놖!!!"

Shen Lang nodded: "Yes, I'll make an appointment with you."

Li Xiaoran........

"Okay, if you still want to have sex like this, just dream."

The corner of Shen Lang's mouth raised slightly: "Li Xiaoran, if I chase you to the end of the country, can I solve it with just one meal?"

Li Xiaoran opened his mouth: "That's definitely not possible."

Shen Lang spread the word: "Yes, I asked you to pay the bill because I wanted to leave a deep impression on you. You see, when you dated other people before, it was always the men who paid for it, right? Let's open a new one directly. If you open a new track and ask you to pay the bill, you will definitely remember it clearly if you spend your own money, so you will remember it, think about it, right? "

Li Xiaoran? ? ? ? ? ? It seems... makes some sense...

"But don't you...don't you feel ashamed?"

Shen Lang shook his head: "No, what's the shame? It doesn't matter whose money you spend, right?"

Li Xiaoran.........

"But you're a man."

Shen Lang lit a cigarette: "Which law stipulates that men must pay for dates?"

Li Xiaoran.......

"No, why do you feel like you're brainwashing me???"

Shen Lang had a face full of anger: "No, Sister Xiaoran, I like you, I fell in love with you at first sight, I want to date you, use my suave, humor, and romance to impress you, and by the way, I want to eat your soft rice."

Li Xiaoran? ? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! ! ..........

"What did you say??? You want to eat her gigolo????"

"Yeah."

Li Xiaoran... No, it's just... so sudden??? This is the first time she has encountered such a thing. Other men come up to her and want to greet her, spend money on her, coax her, and lick her, but Shen Lang wants to eat her gigolo.

No, how can this man be so outrageous!!!