Entertainment: I Picked Up A Drunk Yang Mi And I Forced Myself To Eat It

After seeing the box office of Chinatown Detective on the first day, Reba was dumbfounded, "Brother Kun, how come this only has a box office of 30 million???"

"Let me see—" Li Kun walked over, took a look, and found that the box office was really 30 million.

What the hell?

Damn it, the movie is not going to hit the streets, is it???

cinema,

"Why does Chinatown Detective only have a box office of 30 million?" The theater owner was stunned after seeing Chinatown Detective's first-day box office.

He is still counting on this movie to make money!

And given 12% of the film schedule, the box office is only 30 million?

I make ridiculous money!!

Seeing that the boss was angry, the assistant on the side came over and explained: "Boss, I'm sorry, there is a software problem, so the Chinatown Detective box office only shows 30 million box office!"

"Then why don't you hurry up and ask the staff to fix it!"

"Yes, boss——"

Weibo.

At this moment, the first-day box office results of major movies are released.

[Beijing Love Story’s box office on the first day was 50 million...]

[The box office on the first day when the Taoist came down from the mountain was 88 million...]

[Chinatown Detective grossed 30 million at the box office on its first day...]

Some netizens were stunned when they saw that Chinatown Detective only had a box office of 30 million on its first day.

"Holy shit, what's going on? How can Chinatown Detective only have a box office of 30 million? It is said that the production cost of this movie was 200 million. This box office is a bust!!!

"Haha, I was just lucky in the first part, but I still want to take off in the second part? Sure enough, it failed!!!!"

"How could the box office be so low? [There will be no bugs at all???????"

"A filial son is like this. He said it was a bug when the box office was low. Is it difficult to admit that Li Kun is a hit???????"

at the same time,

Cheng Sicheng took a look at the box office of Beijing Love Story and found that it did not meet his expectations. He originally thought it could exceed 100 million.

"Hahaha, okay!" Suddenly, Cheng Sicheng saw the box office of Chinatown Detective, which was only 30 million, 20 million less than himself, and he smiled happily.

He and Li Kun bet on Weibo,

As long as he loses, he will refuse to admit it.

But now Li Kun is on the street,

He can stand on the highest moral ground and gain popularity.

And others can still say good things about him.

Thinking of this, Cheng Sicheng logged into his Weibo and started editing posts. 690

It didn't take long.

Cheng Sicheng's account published a Weibo post.

Post content:

"I originally thought I was going to lose, but I didn't expect that Chinatown Detective only had 30 million at the box office. I don't care too much about money. Li Kun, as long as you apologize to me on Weibo, the 500 million

....".

Comment area:

"I thought director Cheng Sicheng would lose, but I didn't expect a shocking turn of events. Li Kun's Chinatown Detective only had a box office of 30 million. How could he win? Win first??????

"Director Cheng Sicheng is very generous. If someone else wins, he will definitely want the 500 million, but you only want an apology from Li Kun. This is too generous, and you will become a fan...

"Damn it, I always thought Li Kun would win, but I didn't expect that Chinatown Detective only had a box office of 30 million. I'm numb..."

"It's a slap in the face, it's a slap in the face. I didn't expect that Chinatown Detective only had a box office of 30 million. Isn't this a definite loss?!!!!!!"

"Director Cheng Sicheng, you are too generous. If it were me, I would definitely want these 500 million!!!!!!"

"Beijing Love Story has a box office of 54 million, while Chinatown Detective only has a box office of 30 million. Moreover, Chinatown Detective's film schedule is 12%, while Beijing Love Story only has 8% of its film schedule. This comparison makes Beijing Love Story a loser..." …”

"Li Kun's fans are talking, are you still shouting? Come out and keep shouting!"

"No, isn't it just a 20 million box office lead? What are you pretending to be? It's not like you can't get it back in the future!!!!!"

"Chasing it back? Chasing it with your head? Or chasing it with your brain, which is only the size of a grain of rice????"

"Fuck you, aren't you just 20 million ahead at the box office? Those who didn't know would have thought you were 200 million ahead!

On Weibo.

Fans of Li Kun and fans of Cheng Sicheng started to curse.

The two armies fought against each other, and the fighting was so fierce that it made people feel chilly.

Wherever you go, not a blade of grass grows!

"Beijing Love Story has a box office of 50 million, leading Chinatown Detective by 20 million. Can Li Kun's fans stop shouting?"

"My name is Nima, and I'm leading by 20 million at the box office. How about pretending to be Nima? Those who don't know think I'm ahead by 200 million!!!!!!"

"Even if Beijing Love Story leads the box office, it doesn't change that this movie is a piece of shit and really ugly..."

"Yo yo yo, the box office didn't exceed the box office, so I said Beijing Love Story is a piece of shit. The box office of Chinatown is only 30 million, which is no worse than shit??????"

"Upstairs, please give me your address. I want to send you some souvenirs. You are too stupid to pretend to be crazy..."

"Fuck you, come on, come on, I'll give you the address and I'll see what's going on. Don't bully me online -"

"Why don't you wait for me? I've already bought a ticket and I'll kill you offline..."

In Weibo,

A netizen named Xiao Xu is not grumpy and posted a photo of a flight ticket he had just booked.

"The ticket has been bought. Why don't you stay at home and don't run away? You'll be finished if I don't kill you. That's what you call Big Fool on the Internet. Don't run away. Wait for me————

Beijing

in the room,

Xu Liang was having sex with someone,

"Give me your address? I'm afraid of you?" Song Liang sent his address.

After a long time.

"Is this really awesome?" Song Liang was dumbfounded when he saw the ticket posted by the man.

No, it’s a spat online.

You can't spray me, it's because your skills are inferior to others.

Are you going to book a flight and kill me offline?

How is this going???

Are you serious????

To be honest, Song Liang was scared.

Without saying a word, he directly logged out of his Weibo account and ran away.

On the Internet, he is criticizing heaven and earth.

But if you want to be true to me, I will run away.

"You're laughing so hard, you've canceled your account? Aren't you so damn capable? You bitch, don't let me catch you, or I'll kill you, damn you..."

"Hahaha, I'm going to laugh to death from you two. As expected of a grumpy old man, what he plays is real. He can't be scolded online, so he can only do it offline. People are so scared that they have canceled their accounts and run away. 3..... ."

"Mad, it's a good thing you didn't sleep, otherwise you would have missed this great show, hahaha..."

"Awesome, what you play is real..."

"I also want to watch my brother's real offline live broadcast. Then why did he cancel his account and run away????"

"Hahahaha, are you right about the name you chose? Xiao Xu is not irritable? Are you sure you are not irritable???"

The scolding is still going on on Weibo.

Li Kun's fans are truly a top ten.

Especially female fans.

That's a fierce one!

"No, isn't it just a 20 million box office lead? What are you pretending to be? Can you stop barking???

"It's so funny, how could my brother lose? Can you shut up????"

"I'm just ahead of the box office by 20 million, and I said on Weibo that I won. What? Your movie will only be released for one day???????"

"Cheng Sicheng takes good care of your dog..."

On Weibo.

Fans Li Kun and Cheng Sicheng quarreled.

It immediately topped the trending search list.

"Okay, okay, you too will have this day!!!"

Feng Dapao was still awake at this time. Seeing that the box office of Chinatown Detective was only 30 million on the first day, he was so excited that he couldn't sleep.

I want you to scold me every day.

Are you okay now? Let’s go to the movies again???

"Honey, cook me some supper. By the way, take out the bottle of red wine that I can't bear to drink. I'm so happy today..." Feng Dapao shouted happily.

"What's wrong?" Xu Fan walked out of the room. Seeing Feng Dapao's happy face, he asked curiously: "What makes you so happy???"

"Hahaha!" Feng Dapao laughed and said: "That bitch's Chinatown Detective only made 30 million at the box office on the first day. Can I be unhappy?"

"Go and cook some supper quickly, I want to drink..."

"Ah?" Hearing this, Xu Fan was stunned for a moment and asked: "Chinatown Detective [this movie] doesn't have 12% of the film schedule? How can it only have a box office of 300 square meters?"

"How is it impossible!" Feng Dapao said: "No one watches the movie, so doesn't it only have a box office of 30 million?"

"There must be something wrong with the data!" Xu Fan said.

"No -" Hearing this, Feng Dapao frowned and said, "Whose wife are you? Why are you talking to Li Kun????"

"How about you go and spend time with him???"

Xu Fan clamped his legs and said angrily: "How can you talk!!!"

"I'm telling the truth..." Feng Dapao said angrily: "Are you having an affair with him? You're going towards Li Kun like this!"

Xu Fan: "......"

I want it too.

But Li Kun didn’t give any hint!

"I won't argue with you." Xu Fan did not answer the question, but asked: "What to eat???"

Feng Dapao sat on the sofa and said angrily: "Whatever——"

"Then I'll fry you some peanuts——"

"No, who drinks red wine and eats peanuts?" Hearing this, Feng Dapao became even more angry.

"It would be great if I can give you a job, but you are still picky. Why don't you do it yourself?" Xu Fan said angrily.

Feng Dapao: "..."

Faded,

The feelings faded.

Nanjing.

Lu Chuan saw Chinatown Detective's first-day box office of 30 million and said happily: "Okay, damn, your kid will also have this day!!!"

His most ruthless person right now is Li Kun.

If it weren't for Li Kun, he wouldn't have broken up.

Made,

I post on Weibo every day that I have kidney deficiency, and in this circle, everyone secretly mocks me. Now your movie is on the street.

Deserve it...

Huayi

Wang Zhonglei did not sleep, but was waiting for the box office to come out on the first day.

Chinatown Detective, he invested in it.

It's past midnight.

The Chinatown Detective box office is out.

It was just the box office that made him dumbfounded.

"what happened???"

"What the hell are you going to do?"

He is very optimistic about the show Chinatown Detective.

He also wants to make a fortune.

Unexpectedly, the box office on the first day was only 30 million, which is so profitable...

"Assistant——" Wang Zhonglei shouted.

"Boss, what are your orders???" At this moment, the assistant ran over.

"Help me check, what's going on with Chinatown Detective's box office!" Wang Zhonglei said.

Chinatown Detective's first-day filming schedule was 12%.

And Li Kun is gaining popularity on Weibo every day.

How could the box office be so low?

"Yes, drawing board!"

After a long time.

"Boss, I just called and asked. The theater said there was a problem with the software and they are having someone fix it. It will be fine in a while!"

Hear this.

Wang Zhonglei's heart dropped.

I just said it can’t be so low!

It turned out that there was a problem with the theater's software.

Looking at Li Kun's appearance, Reba blinked her big eyes and said: "Brother Kun, if you can't make money from your movies, I can make TV series to support you!"

"Really?" Li Kun laughed when he heard this.

"Really!" Reba nodded seriously.

Ding ding

At this moment.

The phone rang.

Li Kun took a look and found that it was Fatty Zhou calling.

"Have you found it?" Li Kun asked.

"Kunzi, no, Brother Kun, you are so good at predicting things. It is really a problem at the theater. I asked just now. The staff is really repairing it. It will be fine after a while!" On the other end of the phone, Fatty Zhou said said excitedly.

"Got it!" Li Kun hung up the phone.

"Brother Kun, is there really something wrong with the data?" Reba asked at the side.

"Yes-" Li Kun nodded.

“Does that mean the movie didn’t hit the streets??”

"I'm not sure, but I'm sure now [I'm going to hit you -"

Drilling a well is a science. Some areas are very dry. If you drill hard, no water will come out.

As an experienced well-drilling master, Li Kun

He knows where water is easy to come out and where water is not.

The well he dug now can easily produce water because it is new land.

"Brother Kun, I'm so tired——"

"Then do you want to sleep?" Li Kun asked.

"No, I have to wait for the box office to come out." Reba blinked her big eyes.

"All right----"

At this moment,

The software that originally checked the movie box office has been restored.

After Reba saw the real box office of Chinatown Detective on the first day, she was shocked and said: "It's a blast, the box office is a blast... 11

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