This is the moment.
The Internet is full of countless news about ostentatiousness!
[The “strongest newcomer king in history” in the music industry is open, and the new song is at the top! ] 】
[Egg Boy Dance, crazy Egg Boy Party! ] 】
【How to eat Michelin in Shaxian County! 】 】
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Bib, fighting sound, singing altar!
Countless people have discovered such a terrifying fact, and today they are all shrouded in the name Zhang Yang.
On this day, Zhang Yang is not the top, but also the top!
Countless people may not know Zhang Yang, but they must have heard of this name and know related things.
A man who has amazed the music and culinary world!
In the music scene
Two new songs dominate the new song chart.
Among them, “Superfluous Explanation” only took half a day to enter the top 10 of the hot song list!
This song not only broke the record of the fastest new song to reach the top, but also broke the record of the fastest new song to enter the hot song chart!
This shocked the entire Chinese music scene!
The holder of the previous record is none other than Hua Chenyu!
At this time, Hua Chenyu was quite unhappy!
The new song “Love” that he carefully created was surpassed by Zhang Yang without even supporting it for half a day.
Want to use the mobile phone to brush down a short video, but also a variety of hand-shaking dance videos, Hua Chenyu clicked a few in a row not interested, and threw the phone aside.
Don’t go online today!
The hatred for Zhang Yang in his heart was even greater!
There are many popular people!
Of course, some people say.
“Superfluous Explanation” can get such a big result, mainly because the song is free, this result has obvious moisture!
Music critic Ding Taisheng even commented publicly on the Internet:
“This song “Superfluous Explanation” really shocked my mandible! The main song of this song is very good, but as soon as I enter the chorus, a strong earthy smell comes to my face, and as soon as I open my mouth, I am my sister, my sister! Such lyrics can only be described in a common word, which is simply unbearable! ”
Zhang Yang is a smart person, he knows very well the elements of the current short video fire “eight five three”, his first song “Love Like Fire” is like this, this “Superfluous Explanation” is still the same, the same, this may be related to his own lack of professional music learning experience! ”
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Ding Taisheng is a well-known trolls music critic on the Internet, famous for his vicious comments that often cause strong discomfort among the audience!
In the music world, there are countless singers who have been sprayed by Ding Taisheng, and there are not a few singers who have been sprayed directly on the stage!
Of course, there are quite a few people who spray him!
But because of this, Ding Taisheng has become a regular guest of a big music variety show to spray for fun!
Ding Taisheng, who has mastered the traffic password, this time he eyed Zhang Yang, only blame others for giving too much!
Zhang Yang can be the most popular newcomer singer at the moment, there is no one.
His words rolled up a thousand waves on the Internet!
[I wipe! ] How did this guy with a mouthful of trolls come out, and who released it? 】
[It’s all layman, don’t look down on anyone, I’m a layman, what’s wrong! ] 】
[Elegant and common appreciation, why should there be a difference between high and low music, the audience likes it! ] 】
[It seems that I am really vulgar and can’t understand the level of appreciation of the big coffee! ] 】
[But it’s really a bit of a non-mainstream taste before, but it’s still good!] 】
[Although Zhang Yang is not a music major, he is at least a graduate of the Chinese Department of Qingda University, such a word is indeed a bit clever! ] 】
[A musician’s work can be diversified, like the single you like, don’t listen to what you don’t like, there is no need to belittle it. ] 】
[The superfluous explanation is indeed general, but 2,500 years is even more difficult to hear, it is estimated that no one knows! ] 】
[I don’t understand what is vulgar and not good, vulgar is that the public likes it and loves to listen to it, it is simple to sing, I think it’s very good, why do you want to make him a derogatory term]
[This time I support Ding Taisheng, and the flamboyant songs are all brainwashing network factors, too grounded 1! ] 】
[I suspect that this Ding Taisheng was released by Hua Chenyu, and the two of them seem to be similar. ] 】
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In addition, there are many other music critics who are analyzing and promoting this “Superfluous Explanation”!
There is appreciation, and there is criticism!
Among them, the most popular is the troll, Ding Taisheng!
Time
The originally calm music scene has become undercurrent because of an extra sister!
The culinary world is the opposite.
They fell into a long silence!
Eating Sand County snacks in Michelin style?
Such a way to eat sand sculptures, even Michelin chefs are silent when they see it, let alone other chefs!
But it is also this damn sense of ritual that fiercely pinches the hearts of contemporary young people.
Shaxian snacks have also become popular on the Internet!
Many Shaxian shop owners began to be confused.
At night, they were all ready to close their stalls, and found that there were still many who came to buy Shaxian snacks.
There were even people who brought a few large empty plates and said something incomprehensible!
Even more outrageous.
There are actually people who come to book tomorrow’s Shaxian snacks!
What is the situation?
Without waiting for some store owners to react, various pre-sale orders poured in.
“Boss! Tomorrow! Dumplings, noodles, fried wonton, duck legs, dried beans, fried rice, black chicken soup are arranged! ”
To speak is to be concise, and what you want is the Michelin Sand County package!
The owner of the Shaxian store across the country was confused in an instant!
Although Shaxian is very popular, it has opened all over China!
But overnight bookings like this are unique!
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Some Sand County store owners who are active at the forefront of 5G surfing.
After seeing the online news, they took action to directly launch a “Michelin” combination package in Shaxian County.
It’s quick and easy!
This behavior is loved by customers!
The owners of Shaxian snack bars throughout China began to stock overnight!
The original soup powder king on the opposite side was hungry and crying!
Boss of Soup Powder King:
Publicity!
When to get a Michelin soup powder king?
We hit the money!
That’s it, overnight!
The weird thing happened that Shaxian snacks were sold out of stock!
This strange sand county wind began to sweep through the whole of China!
Huaxiasha County Snack General Association shouted:
I! Shaxian wants to invite Zhang Yang to become our global spokesperson, rush out of China and out of the world!
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And the love cabin side
The candlelit evening meal has also come to an end.
The candle is about to burn out!
In the bright candlelight, Bai Lu’s pretty face looks particularly delicate and beautiful.
Zhang Yang finally understood what it means to be beautiful and delicious!
He asked with a movement in his heart. “Bai Lu, how do you think I prepared this candlelight meal?”
“Huh!?”
Bai Luleng took a napkin, picked up the tissue on the table and wiped her mouth with a smile.
“Very satisfied, although it is not a real Michelin, but I think it is more delicious than the real Michelin, but can you not use the magic candle next time, it’s a little weird and scary!”
Zhang Yang smiled a little awkwardly. “Huh… It’s not a moment to forget to prepare, but this candle is a good smokeless candle, much more expensive than those restaurant candles! After burning, there is a faint smell of sandalwood, and you can smell it if you don’t believe it. ”
After speaking,
Zhang Yang also deliberately fanned the wind in the direction of Bai Lu with his hand.
Bai Lu smelled carefully, it was indeed a faint sandalwood smell, and nodded. “Well, that’s right, this faint smells good!”
Wrong!
Bai Lu instantly woke up!
Is this a matter of what the price is?
Is this a question of discussing the quality of the candle?
And how do you still understand this?
Just now she was clearly talking about the candlelight dinner!
Uh-huh… What a gas!
I was deflected by this guy again!
The focus of this guy’s attention is so different and non-human!
Zhang Yang didn’t know that Bai Lu’s inner drama was very rich, and continued.
“Since you are so satisfied with the food tonight, can you agree to an excessive request from me!”
“Huh?!”
Bai Lu was suddenly stopped by Zhang Yang.
Excessive requirements?
No, is he going to confess to me?
Or do you want my KIss?
Or does he want to kiss me?
Or are there other more excessive requirements…?
Bai Lu is frantically making up for this matter!
Countless TV series flashed in mind, what happens to the male and female protagonists after a candlelight meal. (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) )
Vindicate? Kiss? Fixture? Propose? Even…!
In an instant, Bai Lu’s whole face was like a ripe red apple, flushed red, and his heart was even more indisputably bumped.
At this time, Bai Lu did not dare to look directly at Zhang Yang’s hot eyes, looked to the other side in a panic, and unconsciously ruffled the hair next to her ear with her right hand.
“What… What excessive requirements? You talk about it first, if it’s not too excessive, I… I promise you! ”
[It’s coming! ] The scene I want to see is finally coming, excessive requirements, Brother Yang will still provoke! 】
[Hahaha… We Lulu are shy and nervous, and we ruffle our hair! 】
[Aaaaa I’m going crazy! Is this the straight ball love of straight men, knocked on! 】
[What else to say, go directly to second base! ] Don’t talk! Just kiss her! 】
[How do I have the feeling that Lulu is also looking forward to it, and she almost wrote a kiss on my face! ] 】
[Aaaaa Sisters, I’m going crazy! Zhang Yang stood up, he was going to lean over! 】
[Hurry up……… Fast! Hurry up and pounce! 】
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Live screen.
Zhang Yang stood up directly from the chair, and then leaned over and slowly approached Bai Lu.
Bai Lu only felt.
The strong male hormones just now rushed to his face again, and his heart was about to jump out of the mulberry eyes.
He…… What is he doing?
Is this really going to kiss me?
Bai Lu closed her eyes unconsciously.
However, she could still feel Zhang Yang getting closer and closer.
Both could feel each other’s heat.
Each other’s heartbeat.
Zhang Yang leaned over Bai Lu’s ear and whispered.
“Bai Lu, can you reimburse today’s movie tickets and tonight’s meal money first, I’m afraid you will forget tomorrow!”
Bai Lu, who originally had her eyes closed, was instantly stunned!
“This… That’s what you’re asking for? ”
“Yes! This is indeed a bit excessive, but I also respect the rules of the show, and Sister Wang has been reminding me before, I am afraid that you will forget tomorrow! ”
After saying this, Zhang Yang breathed a sigh of relief.
Just after eating, I asked others to pay for it, this program group is a little excessive!
At this time, when Sister Wang saw this scene, everyone was numb!
I didn’t!
I just remind Zhang Yang to pay attention to the rules of the program, not to cross the line, and not to continue the whole moth!
Sister Wang immediately edited a barrage…
“I didn’t, it was made out of nothing!”
But her barrage
Covered by a large swath of punctuation!
?????!!!!
The whole live broadcast room was silent!
[I announce! ] Zhang Yang straight male cancer stage, no rescue, announced death! 】
[Hahaha… This is really very ostentatious! 】
[Distressed Bailu, Zhang Yang! ] Abuse of wife for a while, chase wife crematorium! 】
[I think Bai Lu will definitely not be able to collapse this time, this Zhang Yang is really angry! ] 】
[Others eat candlelight dinner, they can bring couples closer, how come they become completely different! ] 】
[The relationship between these two is so fresh and unearthly, if you want to see sweet love here, it is possible! ] 】
[This live broadcast room may be renamed “My Resentful Boyfriend”! ] 】
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Bai Lu’s original hot heart was once again poured with a bucket of cold water.
The originally red and beautiful face was suddenly covered with a layer of frost, and Bai Lu said coldly.
“Transfer to insurance or prestige?”
Zhang Yang took out his mobile phone with a smile and handed it to Bai Lu. “You add me to the private prestige friendliness! I bought it with a private number. ”
“Ding!”
Bai Lu took out her phone and scanned it, adding friends.
“I’ll send you the collection code!”
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Two people ask and answer.
The art style of the whole live broadcast room is cracked!
[The cow is broken! ] They all lived together for three days, and none of their WeChat friends added! These two are simply amazing! 】
[How did the two get in touch before?] All by shouting? 】
[That’s not still equipped with a mobile phone in the show, this is not contacted! ] 】
[Upstairs, the prestige of the program group is like a work group, will you fall in love in the work group? ] 】
[Bai Lu is also han, Lulu is not afraid of difficulties, bravely chasing ah! ] If you want to wait for Zhang Yang to take the initiative, this has to wait until He Nian Ma Yue! 】
[I was laughed to death by these two, I believe it! ] Both of them are in a relationship for the first time! 】
[In this way, these two are also a perfect match! ] It’s all feelings! 】
[The truth! ] Just in the publicity is deliberately to expose the prestige! That’s what he’s for! 】
[Groove! ] This is really something that this big straight man can do! 】
[On a straight man of steel, he did several things in order to get the girl’s prestige! ] 】
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Zhang Yang looked at Bai Lu’s avatar on the prestige.
A satisfied smile appeared on his face, followed by a smiley expression.
In this way, the audience in the live broadcast room is more sure of the guess they just had in mind.
Bai Lu picked up the phone and glanced at it, but did not reply, got up and glared at Zhang Yang.
People didn’t speak in front of them, and they still sent some smiling faces, so angry that Bai Lu really wanted to punch over.
“I’ll go back to my room first!!”
“Bai Lu, you have to wash the dishes!”
Zhang Yang shouted towards Bai Lu’s back.
“Got it, I’ll change my clothes first!”
“Snap”!
Once again, the door endured, the pain it could not bear in life!
It hurts, it hurts so much!
Zhang Yang shook his head and observed a silence for the poor door for three seconds, more than a second! 4.0 then took out the remaining Shaxian snacks and showed off!
How can a Michelin portion feed two people.
Joke!
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After a while.
Bai Lu changed her clothes, removed her makeup, and when she returned to the living room, she found that the dining table had been cleaned up.
This made Bai Lu feel incredible!
Zhang Yang actually took the initiative to wash the dishes?
This guy is the one who hates washing dishes the most, and he can even serve pots directly in order not to wash dishes.
Now he actually helped her clean up, which is even more surprising than Zhang Yang making her a candlelight meal!
Is this guy about to change his sex?
“Ding-dong!”
A message came from Prestige.
“You are beautiful tonight, thank you! Smiley! ”
This moment!
Bai Lu’s pretty face is like a snowdrop flower blooming!
“Bad flamboyance! Stinky! ”
Why don’t you say this directly, send prestige!
That guy’s broken mouth is long and white, and it will only be used to anger people!
Everyone in the live broadcast room was stunned!
[Aaaaa What happened here? Bai Lu smiled too sweetly! 】
[Sure enough! ] Zhang Yang, that guy is Ming Xiu plank road, secretly crossing Chen Cang, and still want to engage in underground affairs? 】
[Looking at the thick eyebrows, I didn’t expect Zhang Yang to be a sullen! ] 】
[I really want to know, what news did Zhang Yang send to make Bai Luxiao so happy! ] 】
[Program group, is it a violation of the rules of the program group that they chatted privately like this, come and manage it! ] 】
[Do you say that it is possible, it is not ostentatious who gives prestige, but someone else! ] 】
[Shock! Bai Luyang’s mysterious boyfriend at the night of the show, Zhang Yang was kept in the dark! 】
[You put this on hold, this is the shock department! ] It’s good to live, don’t fix it! Brother Yang is going to cry in the toilet! 】
[Hahaha…! Zhang Yang: Listen to me, I really thank you! 】
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