After reading the comments below about the "I'm Not Illiterate" challenge, it is estimated that no one will really succeed for the time being.
Xu Qing then scrolled down the short video.
Unexpectedly... the next short video is about "Uncommon Characters"!
After all, this is the era of big data, even singers like Xu Qing have no privacy at all!
After watching this short video, it is a teacher's complaint, and it is a Chinese teacher's complaint!
And the likes and comments are surprisingly popular!
"Mullet roe... family members... let's just say..."
"Who understands?"
"..."
The short video has just started, and a strong sense of familiarity comes to the face.
Xu Qing smiled slightly and continued to watch.
"I'm really impressed!"
"In class today, my students came to me with a piece of paper and asked for advice..."
"Let me read out how the Chinese characters on this piece of paper should be read!"
"I took it and looked at it. Isn't it just a song? What's so difficult about it!"
"It was fine after reading the first few sentences, but suddenly the whole style of the lyrics changed!
"Starting from 魃魈魁鬾魑魅魍魉, the following Chinese characters are all outrageous!"
"No, is there such a trick for teachers?"
"What's 狖箍鼯轩?"
"Even if I teach Chinese, I don't know how to read it!"
"I'm so embarrassed in front of my students today!"
"I used to ask them to study hard, but now they are catching their mistakes."
"Hey... family members, just tell me, is Xu Qing writing this kind of song to target us female teachers? ”
“…”
After watching this complete short video, Xu Qing’s originally smiling face suddenly stopped smiling!
Especially the other party’s last sentence, directly opening a map cannon!
Targeting all female teachers?
How dare Xu Qing!
You know, from childhood to adulthood, Xu Qing’s class teacher is almost always a Chinese teacher, and I’m afraid it’s too late!
How dare you target one person?
Besides, it’s obviously your students who did it, and can I take the blame for it?
Xu Qing’s face was full of helpless expressions...
Looking at the comments below this short video, there are 70,000 to 80,000 comments!
You know, it’s only three or four o’clock in the afternoon now!
Even if this Chinese teacher is the first class in the morning, it’s only a few hours now.
In just a few hours, this short video of complaints has 70,000 to 80,000 comments and more than 200,000 likes?!
This is too outrageous!
Even Xu Qing was a little curious about what everyone would say in the comment section!
When he opened the comment section, the first hot comment that caught his eye almost made Xu Qing laugh out loud.
“I can answer this question! The teacher has something to do now, and isn't this a song? Let the music teacher teach you this afternoon!"
Music teacher: "MMP?!"
This witty comment instantly received more than 100,000 likes!
It actually received more likes than this short video!
[I'm a Chinese teacher, you ask me about music knowledge? Go find your music teacher!]
After being translated by other netizens, this passage became even funnier!
"Music teacher: First of all, I didn't mess with any of you, secondly, I didn't mess with any of you, and finally, I'm really a jerk."
"Music teacher: I beg you, please be a human being? Can't you go and trick the PE teacher?"
"PE teacher: Someone is looking for me? Shouldn't I be sick today? Right, math teacher?"
"Math teacher: That's weird, how do I know if you're sick or not? Anyway, there's a math test next week, so it's up to you whether you're sick or not! ”
“Physical Education Teacher: If I had known I should not have said anything, I would have gone home sick earlier, and I would have troubled the math teacher to teach the afternoon class!”
“Student: Wow, why is the physical education teacher sick again?”
“Student: She is obviously a physical education teacher, but she is the most frail and sick person in the school. She is sick for at least half of the semester! I don’t want such a physical education teacher! ”
“Student: What does this tell us? Learning physical education will only ruin your body. Physical education is a loss to the country! ”
“…”
Seeing the joke-like comments from netizens, some even played different roles as teachers and students.
This reminded Xu Qing of his own school days…
The sickly PE teacher…
The math teacher who finished his lecture quickly…
Your class is the worst Chinese teacher I’ve ever taught…
Thinking of this, all the memories of the past came flooding back to my mind.
It felt like those days in my youth were like a ray of light, which flashed by and disappeared before my eyes.
At that time, I didn’t quite understand what time flies, I just felt that the boring student years were too long.
It’s too late to finishclasses, endless exams, and eyes that couldn't be opened in class...
Xu Qing remembered that at that time, the political class in high school was always the most comfortable class for sleeping!
As soon as the political teacher started talking, his sleep quality would show a geometric improvement!
After so many years, he has never slept so soundly again...
After a little sigh, Xu Qing continued to watch videos.
Under the influence of big data, the next few videos are also related to the song "Uncommon Characters" without exception.
But what really attracted Xu Qing was one of the videos posted by the old professor!
Unexpectedly, this old man with gray hair could easily read all the Chinese characters on Xu Qing's lyrics without any error!
It can be seen that the video was not posted by the old professor himself, but should be recorded by his students in class.
The old professor on the podium was calm and composed.
He can even explain the specific meanings of these difficult and uncommon characters to everyone!
"Look, what does this 魃魈魁鬾 mean?"
"In fact, there is a saying of "24 ghosts" in the ghost legends of our Dragon Country!"
"This 魃魈魁鬾 is one of the four ghosts!"
"The other 魑, 魅, 魍, 魉, 鬽, 魁, 魃, 魈, 鬾, 鬿, 魀, 魆... are all ghosts next to the character!"
"These ghosts are usually used to describe all kinds of bad people."
"Of course, these so-called ghosts also have their own images in folk legends!"
"For example, 魃 refers to a monster with a big head and a small body in the mountains."
"It also has another name that we are more familiar with, called 山魈!"
While the old professor was talking, the corresponding ghost image picture also popped up in the short video!
"The mandrill looks like a child, with only one leg and walks backwards. It especially likes to come out at night to harm people, but fortunately it is also very timid, so when facing a mandrill, you just need to shout its name and it will be scared and run away!"
"..."
After all, he is an old professor of the hall level. When he explains these textual knowledge, it is very interesting!
Even Xu Qing found it doubly interesting and listened to it for a while longer without paying attention.
But I didn't expect that the professor's sudden words would make Xu Qing unable to hold back!
"..."
"We have also finished talking about [Long Xing 龘龘], which means a giant dragon soaring and thriving!"
"Next, let's talk about [Tears and Pounds]."
"What does it mean? Simply put, it means it's raining hard!"
"How hard is it?"
"Probably..."
"Yiping went to the Lu family to borrow money!"
"Shancai and Daomingsi broke up!"
"Ruoxi was punished to kneel!"
"Jiang Zhishu stole an electric car!"
"Er Yuehong asked for medicine!"
"Chu Yuxuan broke up with Murong Yunhai!"
"..."
After listening to this, Xu Qing exclaimed, wow, the old professor is also surfing the Internet?
It seems that he is still surfing a lot! ! !
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