Entertainment: Live broadcast of Chinese New Year, you made Yang Mi go crazy

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【wtf? ? ?】

【Did I see the forest when I rode on horseback? ? ?】

【Come out and show your face, baby!!!】

【Damn it!!!】

【Mom is awesome! Awesome!!!】

【Lu Yun: Yes! This batch is all in vain, mom will do it in one second! /goutou】

【I finally know why Lu Yun is so brave. This is a descendant of the same lineage./With tears streaming down his face】

【I feel like I might not be as good as this pig in front of my mother/with tears streaming down my face】

【Don’t talk about you, any adult can’t stand for more than two seconds in front of his mother】

【It’s so scary. Damn! Mom is so awesome/horrified]

Seeing this scene, the live broadcast room exploded.

Yang Mi’s jaw dropped to the ground in shock.

Her head was filled with questions, which made everyone look stupid.

To say that Lu Yun was knocked down by a pig was excusable. After all, he looked quite strong.

But my mother is a woman?

A woman over fifty?

Isn’t this a bit outrageous?

Yang Mi was inexplicable, and she understood why her mother opened and shut up and said that Lu Yun and his father were dead.

Such a comparison, let alone Lu Yun, even if it were another man, he would be screwed, right? ? ?

“Oh my God……”

Yang Mi murmured to herself, even more shocked than seeing Lu Yun knock down the pig.

Sure enough, we are not a family, we don’t enter the same family.

It’s outrageous. Open the door for him. It’s outrageous!

Lu Yun twitched the corner of his mouth, laughed dryly twice, and watched silently as his mother tied up the pig in three strokes.

“Help me!”

As soon as my mother shouted, the two remaining villagers quickly helped to lift the pig to the case.

My mother clapped her hands, and Yang Mi reacted immediately. She hurried to the front and said

“Aunt! you are great! Oh My God……”

Mom laughed and said

“It’s just a pig, it’s a trivial matter. It’s tidy. If it’s tidied up early, it’s better to eat early.”

My mother laughed and patted the pig’s head.

“Mom gave you the elbow, it must be delicious!”

“Uh-huh!”

Yang Mi smiled happily and clapped her hands aside, very happy

“Lu Yun Lu Yun! Come and kill the pig! After killing the pig, we will make pig-killing dishes!”

“Auntie, let me tell you, Lu Yun is very good at killing pigs! You can stab a pig to death with one knife, and the pig won’t even squeal! Seal your throat at the sight of blood!”

Yang Mi seemed to have been turned on the joy switch, and her mouth began to break. It was completely different from when she first came.

For this situation, my mother was naturally so happy.

“Really? Then I have to take a look, come on, son!”

Lu Yun laughed twice and came to him with a butcher’s knife.

His mother pressed the pig’s head with her elbow and said

“Come on, let’s show mom, my eldest son can kill pigs, why didn’t I know that?”

Lu Yun was a little speechless. He knew that his mother was just coaxing the children to play, but killing pigs was a job, so he didn’t worry about it.

With his mother pressing down on the pig, the pig couldn’t move.

Lu Yun looked at the right position and handed the knife over. Without even exerting any force, the pig’s body suddenly stiffened and collapsed.

Mom’s eyes lit up and she looked at Lu Yun’s face with a slightly raised eyebrow.

“Is that okay, son?”

“Could this be your son?”

“Hey?”

My mother raised her voice and scolded with a smile.

“You kid has to be scolded twice to feel comfortable, right?”

Yang Mi couldn’t help laughing. She giggled and quickly caught the pig blood in a basin.

“Look at what my old daughter can do!”

Lu Yun’s eyelids twitched, and after giving a fake smile, he pulled out the knife.

“Yes, yes, your old daughter is good at everything, but your son is not.”

“What? Are you still jealous?”

My mother raised her eyebrows with a teasing look on her face.

Lu Yun curled his lips.

“Why are you jealous? I’m not as good as Rhubarb.”

My mother chuckled, patted Lu Yun’s shoulder quickly and said

“Haha, my son has really grown up~ Hahaha.”

Lu Yun pursed his lips speechlessly.

“Sister Mi, let’s go! Go shave the pig!”

When my mother saw this, she laughed and waved her hands.

“Hey, wait a minute”

“The people from the program team are here. There are many people. I asked your uncle Liu to pick them up.”

“I’ll arrange them in the wing later, and probably have to set up those cameras and so on.”

“Go check it out and say hello.”

It’s a matter of politeness. No matter what you say, changing the actor to Lu Yun really caused a lot of trouble for people.

Although this trouble has nothing to do with Lu Yun, my mother has already regarded Yang Mi as one of her own.

In this family You’re here, as a master it’s your duty to entertain him.

Lu Yun nodded.

“Okay, let’s go wash up and say hello.”

The two put down their things, said hello to the villagers, and then drove the shuttle bus back to the two-story building.

Because mom gave Lu Yun’s room to Yang Mi, and his own room was thrown into the There was a room opposite.

The two of them went back to the room and washed their faces. They simply packed up and went to the door.

Fortunately, they were lucky.

As soon as they walked out of the door, they met the director who was chatting with Uncle Liu.

That is to say, they stopped in Magic City The one from Lu Yun

“Yo! Editor Li!”

“Lu Yun!”

When the director saw Lu Yun, he immediately greeted him with a smile.

This person was very secretive. He changed people on the phone without saying anything at first. The moment he entered the house, they were even more shocked.

He had been doing this in his heart early in the morning. After the construction, I guessed that the Lu Yun family would not be simple.

Who knows, it is better to sit in the well and watch the sky. It is not too outrageous to say that any of the buildings encountered along the way can buy his house. Needless to say, this attitude is better than seeing it. The director still flattered him.

This is society.

Lu Yun took the initiative to extend his hand, and the director quickly took it

“Ouch, Lu Yun, your house is too big, haha, if I came in by myself, I wouldn’t be able to find the door!”

Lu Yun laughed loudly and patted the director’s hand gently.

“What you said makes me feel a little embarrassed.”

Everyone laughed, as if they were old friends they hadn’t seen for a long time.

“It’s cold today, don’t talk outside, let’s talk inside.”

Lu Yun glanced at the person behind the director and said

“It’s my fault for today’s incident, which has caused trouble for all of you.”

Everyone quickly waved their hands after hearing this.

“No, no, this is all our job”

“Yes, it should be.”

The director laughed and said

“Don’t say that. If you really want to say it, it will be us who cause trouble to your family.”

Lu Yun smiled, pointed to the west wing on the right and said

“Our family has a big place, but because this happened suddenly, we didn’t make much preparation.”

“My mother had people temporarily move out the guest room in the wing room.”

“You all feel aggrieved, please make do with it first, and wait until the house in our backyard is tidied up before we let you move there.”

Everyone was immediately flattered when they heard this.

It is impossible for them to stay in the main room, after all, it is the owner’s house.

When you come as a guest, you must stay in a wing room, but even so, this wing room is much better than a five-star hotel.

From then on In terms of size, the homes of the staff are not necessarily as big as this wing.

And being able to live here is enough. It is better than staying in a hotel.

“Lu Yun, you’re welcome. It’s fine if we just stay here. It doesn’t have to be so troublesome.”

“Yes, this is big enough, my dear, I have never lived in such a big house.”

Everyone was laughing and joking, even if they let this matter go.

To be honest, they were very nervous since they entered the Lu family’s door.

Regardless of where they work or how high their professional titles are, this family is not a simple one..Besides

, my mother can influence the sheep mother’s decision with just one phone call. Doesn’t that explain the problem?

If you can arrange it, it’s all very respectable. How dare they ask for this or that?

Besides, this wing looks antique. Yes, it was really nice.

They really wanted to live in it and give it a try.

When Lu Yun saw this, he didn’t say anything and took everyone to the west wing. From beginning to end, Yang Mi didn’t say a word. She was just like a little daughter-in-law. She stayed by Lu Yun’s side, extremely well-behaved.

But there seemed to be something extra in Lu Yun’s eyes.

“Oh my gosh, the beams in this house are so high!”

“It’s so warm here, my mom, I’ll be sweating after a while……”

“What a beautiful place……”

“Are these all antiques? Oh my god, this table, this chair!”

“Lu Yun, is this a guest room in your house? Are you kidding me?”

There are quite a few staff members here, and Lu Yun didn’t count them in detail. There must be more than ten at least.

There are men and women.

Fortunately, there are many rooms in his house, and one room for each person is enough for them.

“Haha, the house here is not big for people to live in. The people who came to help the family lived there for two months a few years ago, otherwise it would not be possible for you to live here.”

It’s not good for a house to be without people for a long time, especially an old house like this.

This is not a feudal superstition.

They obviously understand it.

“That’s great, Lu Yun, for causing trouble to your family.”

The director had a look of emotion on his face. Unexpectedly, he thought it was a hard trip.

It turned out to be just like a vacation.

Lu Yun handed a set of keys to the director with a smile.

“Editor Li, you pack up first and see for yourself where you like to live.”

“We are killing the New Year pig today. When you finish cleaning up, we can have some pig-killing vegetables together.”

“We raise our own pigs and cook them ourselves. It is absolutely pure natural and pollution-free delicious food.”

Everyone’s eyes lit up when they heard this.

They are all from the south, and that’s why they are willing to come to the north to record the program.

They want to feel how the New Year is lived in the north.

I didn’t expect to be able to eat delicious food just after arriving here. How could they not be happy about the pig-killing dishes they found online?

“Haha, that’s great!”

“Lili! We are so lucky! Hahaha!”

Everyone was excited and quickly went to separate rooms with their luggage.

After Lu Yun chatted with the director, he took Yang Mi and the camera to the backyard. After the pigs in the pig farm were cleaned up, they would be taken to the backyard. Boil.

After all, there are so many pigs to be killed, and the large pots set up on the pig farm are simply not enough. In addition, the pork cooked there must be distributed to the villagers, and the pork eaten at home is placed in the large pot in the backyard. It was cooked by my mother herself.

As soon as she passed the two-story building, the aroma hit her face and Yang Mi’s eyes lit up.

“Wow…it smells so good.……”

Lu Yun chuckled and pointed at the dozen or so large pots shrouded in mist.

“This is what we eat tonight, make whatever you want, it’s enough!”

“Yeah, make whatever you want!”

Yang Mi imitated Lu Yun’s accent, which sounded extremely fun.

Seeing a group of village women working around the pot, Lu Yun blinked and said

“Sister, are you hungry?”

It’s not bad, but she’s really hungry.

Originally, she doesn’t work on weekdays. She doesn’t have to put clothes on her hands to eat or open her mouth. Not to mention she has been running all day today, and she still did it. Two hours of work.

When Lu Yun reminded her, Yang Mi suddenly felt uncomfortable in her stomach.

“Hungry……”

Yang Mi held her stomach and pursed her lips involuntarily.

The scent here is really alluring.

Lu Yun smiled and walked to a big pot

“Fourth aunt, are you busy?”

The fourth aunt looked up and saw Lu Yun, and her eyes suddenly lit up.

“Yo? Mr. Lu? Why didn’t I see you just now?”

“Haha, we just took the shuttle bus, so here we are, we didn’t have time to say hello to you.”

The fourth aunt waved her hands nonchalantly.

“Hey, we’re all family members, so we don’t say hello to anyone.”

Speaking of this, the fourth aunt glanced at Yang Mi who came over and whispered.

“Hey, Mr. Lu, is this your girlfriend?”

“Why? Fourth Aunt, please stop talking nonsense. She is here to record a show at our house.”

The fourth aunt obviously heard some rumors and said with an expression on her face that you are trying to suppress my nonsense.

“Okay, you are so pretentious with the fourth aunt, you are just fine, what a beautiful girl you are?”

“I heard that he is still a big star?”

Lu Yun didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, and he didn’t dare to explain anymore.

He knew very well that in the countryside, these words could spread to the ditch.

“Yes, a big star, one of the best.”

When the fourth aunt heard this, she quickly gave a thumbs up.

“Mr. Lu, you are awesome”

“What is great or not?”

Lu Yun said haha, and quickly put this topic to the end, otherwise, the news of Yang Mi’s pregnancy would be spread in the village tomorrow.

“Hey, Fourth Aunt, are these stewed stick bones?”

“Yes, it will be ready soon. It will be ready to eat now.”

Lu Yun nodded, picked up a big spoon and took a scoop. The aroma wafted up as soon as he breathed.

Yang Mi’s eyes lit up when she just walked up to him.

“smell good……”

The fourth aunt couldn’t help but laugh, thinking that this girl was also a foodie.

Lu Yun didn’t care that the fourth aunt was here. He picked up a small stick bone with a spoon and picked it up.

I pinched it with my hands and found it was really soft.

He licked his fingers. The salty taste was just right.

“Four aunts! Your craftsmanship! Absolutely amazing!”

“Haha, you kid is so good at flattering me!”

Lu Yun giggled and handed the stick bone to Yang Mi.

“Try it, it’s delicious.”

Yang Mi blushed, a little embarrassed.

“This, this is not good, right?……”

“Don’t be shy, what are you thinking about at home? Eat.”

Lu Yun couldn’t help but handed it forward again. Yang Mi couldn’t refuse the kindness, but she was actually really hungry.

She carefully took the big stick bone, opened her mouth slightly, pinched off a small piece and put it in Mouth.

As soon as the meat entered her mouth, Yang Mi’s eyes suddenly lit up.

She felt as if she had seen heaven.