Entertainment: Live Chinese New Year, you bring Reba to fry cow dung

Chapter 0069: In terms of being a dog, you have a better future than me! 【Customize yourself! 】 】！！

“You guys say, what was Rhubarb called just now!”

Lu Chen said, “Of course, it’s a loud cry!” ”

Xiao Hao answered first.

“That’s right!”

“Big Yellow, call me Woof, isn’t that it blessing us a prosperous life next year!”

“Really?”

Tuan Tuan asked as if he understood something.

“Of course it’s true!”

If you don’t believe it, I asked it if our life will be prosperous next year, and it will definitely say prosperous!

“Really, Brother Lu Chen, you try it quickly!”

The childish voice urged.

“Rhubarb, are we going to be prosperous next year?”

Lu Chen said with a smile.

And at this time, Big Yellow looked at Lu Chen with a confused look, it didn’t understand what this two-legged beast in front of him wanted to do?

“Ahem!”

Lu Chen was a little embarrassed!

A few children on the side watched Lu Chen’s performance with a confused look.

“Dog, am I thriving this year?”

When Lu Chen said this time, he deliberately increased his tone a little.

At the same time, put on a fierce expression.

But this time Rhubarb still didn’t call.

Because it has recognized the person in front of it, it has seen it before, and it is a good person.

Therefore, no matter how Lu Chen put on a fierce expression, it was useless.

Even Big Yellow saw Lu Chen approaching, and wagged his tail happily.

The audience in the live broadcast room was happy to see such an embarrassing side of Lu Chen!

“Bengbu stopped, Lu Chen wanted the dog to bark, but at this time the dog didn’t bark!”

“Dog, I respect you for being a good man!”

“Hahaha, suffocate me, you are not wang!”

“Laugh at me, you just say he’s embarrassed or not embarrassed!”

Reba also covered his mouth and chuckled at this time, it was also the first time he saw Lu Chen miscalculate.

was actually played by a dog!

Lu Chen was indeed a little embarrassed, but he didn’t expect the dog to be so uncooperative.

But embarrassment in front of the audience is nothing.

But embarrassment in front of this group of children, that has a huge impact on the prestige of his child king.

There is no way, since you are not benevolent, Hugh blames me for being unrighteous!

Lu Chen said to Tuan Tuan: “Do you want to, let the dog wish us a prosperous next year.” ”

“Yes!”

The naïve tuan tuan said.

“Then you go and bring the dog’s rice bowl!”

“Take it, and I’ll be able to let Rhubarb bless us.”

“Really?!”

Tuan Tuan’s eyes lit up, and he went home to get Rhubarb’s rice bowl.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were a little confused when they heard Lu Chen’s words.

“What did Lu Chen tell Xiaotuantuan to take the dog basin for?”

“Do you want to use food to confuse the dog?”

“No, the more you repair the dog, the more you repair the dog, the less you will bark?”

“I don’t know what Lu Chen thinks!”

Reba was also curious about Lu Chen’s operation next.

Tuantuan’s home, just 703 is nearby.

Soon he returned with a rice bowl with rhubarb.

“Give, Brother Lu Chen!”

And Rhubarb saw that his rice bowl was taken out.

The tail wagged even more cheerfully.

Because it knows that generally someone takes its rice bowl, it means that it can eat delicious.

Lu Chen took the rice bowl.

“Xiao Hao, give me a cannon fight, and then lend me a lighter!”

“Good!”

From Xiao Hao’s dark and dark little hands, the results of artillery battles and lighters.

See this configuration.

The audience in the live broadcast room immediately thought of Lu Chen’s commotion with Reba to fry cow dung before.

Now that he saw the lighters and artillery battles, it was not difficult to guess what Lu Chen was going to do next.

“Nima, I already understand what Lu Chen wants from the king!”

“Hahaha, laughing crazy, Lu Chen is really damaged!”

“The dog still doesn’t know what he’s about to face?”

“Xiao Tuantuan really took out the rice bowl of rhubarb, it’s really a mother’s beating!”

“I grew up in the city, what are you talking about, is it Lu Chen who is preparing to blow up dogs?”

“Ah, fried dogs? Isn’t this animal abuse, if it were so, I would definitely sue him for animal abuse! ”

“Lu Chen’s commotion operation, I obeyed!”

“Hurry up, I can’t wait, didn’t I see how perfect the dog plate in Lu Chen’s hand is, it’s just amazing!”

The netizens in the live broadcast room now understand everything.

I don’t understand where I still look confused.

Followed by the photographer’s lens.

Lu Chen lit the cannon battle in his hand with an evil smile.

Throw the cannon to the ground, and quickly cover the rhubarb’s rice bowl on the lit cannon battle.

So he ran behind him.

Some of the children covered their ears, while the bolder children were very excited to stare at the rice bowl of rhubarb in the distance.

“Bang!”

A dull sound sounded.

Rhubarb’s rice bowl flew straight into the sky.

“Oh oh oh, rhubarb’s rice bowl is in the sky!”

“Fly so high, brother Lu Chen!”

“……”

Seeing this scene, this group of children who have not played like this.

Very excited.

They didn’t even know that Rhubarb’s rice bowl could actually be blown up so high by artillery battles! Boom!

Rhubarb’s rice bowl rolled and fell back to the surface.

At this time, the netizens in the live broadcast room couldn’t hold back when they saw this scene!

“Groove, I knew I could play like this!”

“The dog basin can actually be blown up so high!”

“You are a big star, bullying dogs to play!”

“Dog: In terms of being a dog, you have a better future than me!”

“Dog: Although I am not human, you are a real dog!”

And at this time, the dog saw that his most precious rice bowl was actually blown up by Lu Chen.

I was stunned for a few seconds, not understanding what was going on.

After a few seconds, he figured out that it was Lu Chen who blew up his rice bowl.

It rushed in front of Lu Chen.

Lu Chen looked at Big Yellow’s posture.

Just know the opportunity is coming.

“Rhubarb, we are not prosperous this year!”

Lu Chen hurriedly asked.

Rhubarb: “Woof! ”

Lu Chen was satisfied: “Look, I’ll just say that Big Yellow will bless us.” ”

Seeing Big Yellow so cooperative, Lu Chen screamed.

The children were also very excited.

“Really, alas!”

“Brother Lu Chen is too powerful!”

“Yes, yes, rhubarb’s rice bowl can actually be fried so high!”

“Rhubarb, we won’t be prosperous next year!”

The little ones danced.

“Woooo

The face was recovered, and Lu Chen was satisfied.

And Reba, who saw this scene, was already happy to close her mouth.

It was also the first time she had seen such a shot.

The rice bowl of the dog can actually be fried so high.

The audience in the live broadcast room was speechless, you are a cold male god in the entertainment industry.

Now take Reba and a group of bear children and set off cannons to blow up the rice bowl of the dog.

Is this what people can do?

“Shock, Lu Chen, Reba and a group of bear children fried the dog’s rice bowl!”

“I report that someone abuses animals, psychological abuse is also abuse, dog head.”

“That is, the beloved rice bowl of the dog repair dog was blown up to the sky, do you know how much damage this is to a dog repair dog who has not been involved in the world?”

“Rice bowl: I already knew this, I might as well rot in the factory!”

“The dog is watery on the surface, and the mother sells the approval in his heart!”

“Let’s just say Lu Chen, can we have a thousand people?”

“Don’t you teach bad kids?”

“Yes, Lu Chen will teach bad children by doing this!”

“Die of laughter, you ask who lived in the countryside, that when it was so big, he didn’t let off a cannon, didn’t blow up cans, rice bowls and the like!”

“It’s all self-taught, well, there is no need for Lu Chen to teach at all!”

And Lu Chen, who had done all this, clapped his hands.

“Okay, I still have something to do, you guys play!”

Lu Chen is not here to play with the children today.

He came to post couplets for Grandpa Wu and clean up.

“Ah, Brother Lu Chen is leaving!”

“Play with us for a while, we still have a lot of artillery battles here!”

Xiao Hao took out several boxes of cannon battles from his trouser pocket.

As an arms display.

Lu Chen said with a smile: “Brother Lu Chen really has something today, wait for two days, I will go to play with you in two days.” ”

“Really? Then pull the hook! ”

Xiao Tuantuan said seriously.

“Good!”

Lu Chen said gently!

“Hang yourself on the hook for a hundred years, and don’t change…”

“Okay, let’s go!”

“You guys play, but be careful with the cannons! Don’t blow up people. ”

Seeing Lu Chen and Xiaotuantuan hanging themselves, many viewers in the live broadcast room smiled from the bottom of their hearts.

“Lu Chen, you have a hook with the small group of people, we remember, if you don’t go to play with the group in two days, we will spray you!”

“Yes, hook with children, you must do it!”

“I wrote it down in a small book!”

“Hahaha, the small group is so cute!”

“Lu Chen is also very loving, it’s really hard to imagine that Lu Chen, who is paralyzed on the screen, is so gentle with children in private!”

Lu Chen got up, explained a few words to the bear children, and turned away with Reba.

“These kids, it’s fun!”

Reba sighed.

“yes, it’s fun!”

“Lu Chen, do you like children?”

Reba asked coldly!

“Like, what’s the problem?!”

Lu Chen was a little curious about why Reba asked this.

“Oh, no, no!!”

Reba was a little nervous and her face was a little red.

“Old man, we came to see you!”

Before Lu Chen entered the door, he saw Grandpa Wu sweeping the floor in the yard.

Although Grandpa Wu is relatively old, Grandpa Wu, who is still in good health, immediately laughed when he heard Lu Chen’s voice!

The old man said breathlessly: “I knew that your boy would come today!” ”

“Come to the eldest grandson to see if this year is more handsome!”

When he turned around, he saw Reba beside Lu Chen.

The old man threw down the broom in his hand directly!

“Xiao Chenzi, it’s amazing, I brought my girlfriend back!”

“It’s still so beautiful!”

The old man hurriedly brought Lu Chen and Reba into the door.

Looking at the old man’s excited look, Lu Chen just wanted to explain.

Reba directly preemptively said: “Grandpa Wu, I am Lu Chen’s girlfriend, my name is Reba!” ”

“Good, good, good! I said it several times before, and this time Xiao Tatsuko finally brought his girlfriend back! ”

The old man smiled and the folds on his face were squeezed into flowers.

“Come on, Reba sit down quickly, accompany the old man and nag!”

At this time, the live broadcast room also had some emotion when I saw this scene!

“Look at the old man’s strength, he looks like he has been a soldier!”

“If only my grandfather could be so healthy!”

“Yes, this old man looks at least seventy years old, and his spirit is still so good!”

Seeing the old man pulling Reba, he was about to nag.

Lu Chen knew that as soon as this old man chatted, he would be able to chat with you for a long time.

Today’s work is not done yet!

Just now

When I entered the door, I looked at it, and the couplet on the door was not pasted, and the yard had not been cleaned.

“Old man, we came today to help you clean up!”

“Let’s talk later!”

Lu Chen said with a smile.

The old man was not happy at this time.

“Cleaning, you can do it alone!”

“How can you let Reba work, are you kid looking for a smoke?”

“Reba will chat with me today.”

“You go sweep the floor!”

Lu Chen: “…”

Call me big grandson when I don’t have Reba, and call me a smelly boy when I have Reba.

The smile did not disappear, but only transferred to the faces of the audience in the live broadcast room.

“I thought that bringing Reba was to bring an extra helper, but I didn’t expect that even the old man wouldn’t do it!”

“Lu Chen, this is also too miserable!”

“Hahaha, no matter how well you mix outside, Lu Chen will be the grandson of the old man after all!”

“Your uncle is still your uncle!”

No way, only let Grandpa Wu be his uncle! Lu Chen could only clean by himself.

The old man, on the other hand, sat down at the table in the courtyard with Reba.

Small talked.

“Girl, how old is it?”

“Where is home?”

“……”

Reba’s little mouth is also sweet.

Soon, the old man who was amused was very happy.

People’s joys and sorrows are not connected.

Reba and the old man chatted happily.

Lu Chen was painstakingly cleaning the yard.

Just when Lu Chen was cleaning.

Lu Chen noticed the one in the corner of the courtyard.

A tree of four or five meters, but unlike ordinary trees, this is an iron tree.

At this time, the photographer’s lens also followed Lu Chen’s line of sight to capture this iron tree.

“Good fellow, good decent, what is an iron tree doing in this yard?”

“Yes, it’s an ornament, but it’s not pretty!”

“This iron tree must weigh a ton!”

Just when the audience in the live broadcast room was talking about it.

Lu Chen asked the old man.

“Old man, after the Spring Festival this year, will you still perform iron trees and silver flowers?”

The old man was stunned when he heard Lu Chen’s words, and began to become a little sad.

“I also want to perform, but I’m old and can’t act!”

“Young people don’t want to do this anymore!”

“No acting!”

After speaking, the old man had endless loneliness in his eyes.

“Iron Tree Silver Flower, this is a prop for performance?”

“What kind of performance is this, I haven’t heard of it!”

“Yes, yes, we saw the iron tree, what is the silver flower, is it honeysuckle?”

“Honeysuckle, I’m still iron coral!”

“Come out and explain!”

“Isn’t there a big hanging on the Internet now?”

At this time, Reba on the side was also very curious about what the iron tree silver flower that Lu Chen and the old man said was.

“Lu Chen, what kind of performance are you talking about?”

Lu Chen explained: “Iron Tree Honeysuckle is a traditional folk traditional fire performance. ”

“Why is it called Iron Tree Silver Flower, Iron Tree believes you have seen it!”

“The reason why there are silver flowers is that during the performance, the melted molten iron is knocked on it, and the iron flowers scatter and splash in an instant, and the splash on the trees is even more beautiful and spectacular.”

“So it’s called Iron Tree Honeysuckle!”

“But this traditional performance technique has now been replaced by fireworks.”

“So you rarely see them, and only some places still have these performances.”

After listening to Lu Chen’s explanation of Iron Tree Silver Flower, the audience in the live broadcast room talked about it.

“What’s so nice about splashing molten iron on the iron tree?!”

“Yes, and it sounds very dangerous, the molten iron has thousands of degrees, aren’t you afraid of burning people?”

“This iron tree is pitch black, and the iron tree silver flower should not look good!”

But even if they can’t imagine what it would be.

But they all understood Lu Chen’s explanation.

It’s a show that’s about to die.

Most of the audience in the live broadcast room grew up in the city.

Naturally, I have never seen such a traditional performance of iron trees and silver flowers.

And the performance of fire tree silver flower, no matter where it is performed, is relatively rare.

And it’s a form of performance, it’s hard to get it to perform in the city.

Lu Chen knew that people who had never seen the Iron Tree Silver Flower performance really couldn’t imagine that kind of scene.

But Lu Chen dared to say that as long as he saw the iron tree silver flower performance once, he would never forget it in his life.

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