Chapter 1189 – Straight Man Quotes!!
“Huh?”
Jiang Feng, who was live broadcasting, looked at Yang Mi who walked in.
“Is it tomorrow?”
Yang Mi, who came in, stood behind Reba, Jiang Feng.
“Yes, tomorrow.”
He remembers the time.
The audience in the live broadcast room, seeing Yang Mi’s surprise appearance, naturally brushed the barrage madly.
Yang Mi saw the barrage, but did not participate.
“Can I go to the prenatal examination the day after tomorrow?”
Yang Mi said she would not go tomorrow.
“Why?”
This is what Jiang Feng does not understand, and he said that tomorrow ah.
“Because tomorrow the daughter-in-law of the old Zhang family said that she was going to plant eyelashes.”
“Ask me, do you want to go together and plant eyelashes too?”
After Yang Mi asked the reason, Jiang Feng, a dead straight man, subconsciously said: “Didn’t you plant it once?” Didn’t you have a job?! ”
“Hahahahaha~”
Di Li Gerba, Bai Wei and Guan Xiao Tong on the side laughed when they heard this.
“Haha~”
Including Yang Mi, she was really amused by Jiang Feng’s straight male answer.
“Isn’t it alive, hahahahaha.”
“Can’t laugh anymore, hahaha Jiang Feng’s straight male thinking!”
“Hahaha~ Sure enough, even Jiang Feng will have a straight man.”
Now in the live broadcast room, all the girls who watched the live broadcast were already laughing crazy at this time.
Only the male audience still does not understand, why so much haha?
Is there something wrong with what Jiang Feng said? Do you want to plant eyelashes again? Is it not a job?
If you don’t live? Is it time to plant again? Is there a problem? No problem!
Is there something wrong with what Jiang Feng said? I don’t understand, where it’s funny.
“Hahaha~”
The four women were already amused by Jiang Feng’s reaction, and laughed, “What’s wrong?” Am I wrong? ”
Jiang Feng, who hadn’t realized that he was embarrassed, still felt strange.
“Brother, are you planting eyelashes the same as planting vegetables and flowers? Still planted alive? ”
Guan Xiaotong’s tears were about to fall, this man was so cute.
“Isn’t it? Isn’t it an eyelash? ”
“Isn’t eyelash planting the same as hair transplantation?”
“If you have less hair, go straight, and if you have less eyelashes, you should plant eyelashes.”
“Isn’t this different? Don’t you all have to grow alive? ”
Seriously, Jiang Feng was touched into the blind spot of knowledge.
“Hahaha” Jiang Feng’s cute reaction made Yang Mi laugh so much that she was lying on Reba’s shoulder and laughing.
“It’s not haha~”
Reba, who wanted to explain, was amused in the end.
“Planting eyelashes, not to say to plant live, that is, less eyelashes, if you want eyelashes to look better, you will plant, and then planted eyelashes, will fall one or two a day over time.”
“Because of metabolism, new eyelashes will grow every day, and then the eyelashes planted may be topped, or washed off because of washing the face.”
“After planting eyelashes, I basically have to make up for it once a month or so.”
“It’s not that you can plant eyelashes and you can plant them.”
Reba patiently explained to Jiang Feng.
After listening to the old man for a long time, Jiang Feng suddenly realized and said, “I didn’t plant life, is it because I didn’t water?” ”
“Hahaha~”
Originally, they were almost laughing, but the four women who heard this laughed again.
At this time, all the female viewers in the live broadcast room were also laughed by Jiang Feng’s amazing words.
Is it okay to plant eyelashes without watering?
“It’s all said, planting eyelashes is not to plant live, what water to water, hahaha~”
Bai Wei roared at Jiang Feng.
Jiang Feng, who was yelled, also remembered and pinched his chin: “Also, bathing every day, it is impossible not to water.” ”
“Hahahaha~”
Guan Xiaotong laughed until his head was thrown back, and he almost fell.
“Do you want to plant it too?”
Jiang Feng asked Yang Mi and said, “Your eyelashes are quite long, you want to plant them too?” ”
“I don’t plant it, I’ll go with it.”
Yang Mi said that she does not grow eyelashes.
“That is to say, your eyelashes can be hung with pork for bacon, what other eyelashes do you plant?”
“Poof~”
was praised by her husband for her beautiful eyelashes, Yang Mi was really amused.
“Hey no, I found out that the old Zhang family has so many this year?”
“Old Zhang yelled at me, let me cook him dinner.”
“The daughter-in-law of the old Zhang family still yelled at you, let you accompany you to plant eyelashes.”
“It’s over, the old Zhang’s erha is still talking about our family’s Samoyed, and now they have all married Samoyed.”
“What for? This new year, why did the old Zhang family make so many? ”
The friends in the live broadcast room who watched the live broadcast were all amused by Jiang Feng.
However, Yang Mi also smiled and bent over, holding Jiang Feng’s pretty face, and then lowered her head and kissed it.
“If I don’t go to the prenatal examination tomorrow, does it matter?”
After kissing her husband, Yang Mi asked him.
“It doesn’t matter, the doctor said that it is okay to do a prenatal examination after three months.”
“But I’m arranging for you to have a prenatal check-up now, because during the period around the Spring Festival, you have rehearsed dances every day, and I don’t know if this will affect you.”
“So I thought, while the machine is not yet working, I will go to the prenatal inspection first.”
“So let me know the situation, so that I can rest assured.”
After Jiang Feng explained, Yang Mi understood.
Also, there are rehearsal dances during this time, and I am really worried about something.
Yang Mi thought about it, eyelashes can be planted at any time, but this prenatal examination is different.
“Then let’s go to the prenatal examination tomorrow, and then make an appointment with the old daughter-in-law to plant it after the prenatal examination.”
After Yang Mi finished speaking, Reba asked: “We don’t plant eyelashes, and we don’t wear false eyelashes on weekdays.” ”
“Why are you accompanying Old Tang?”
Reba asked her sister.
“Oh, isn’t this just right, I want to go to the beauty salon to do skin care.”
This is not, Jiang Feng couldn’t help but muttered when he heard this: “Hmph, it’s really funny.” ”
“A 31-year-old woman with the same face full of collagen as a 16-year-old girl, actually licked her face and said to do skin care? It’s hilarious. ”
“Poof~”
Jiang Feng’s praise made the four women laugh continuously.
“Then what to do otherwise, if you want to spend money, there is no place to spend money.”
Yang Mi’s voice of bleeding was coquettish with Jiang Feng.
“Want to spend money? Isn’t it easy? You give me 100 and I’ll wash your feet. ”
When Bai Wei heard this, he was very cooperative: “This technician, you need 100 to wash your feet?” ”
“Yes, this customer, wash feet 100, ear picking 20, push oil 168 and wash hair 68.”
“Huh~”
Di Li Reba hehe, “Then I’ll wash my hair!” ”
“No, this costs too little, I always feel like I haven’t spent it.”
“I don’t care, I’m pregnant now, I want to spend money, I always want to buy something.”
“But you also said that you will go to the magic capital to live for about two years, and the things you bought now will be sent to the capital, and at that time, you won’t be able to use them for two years, and you will have to go to the magic capital to buy them…”
“But I want to spend money now.”
Yang Mi lay on Jiang Feng’s shoulder and said that she wanted to spend money.
“Huh~”
For her idea, Jiang Feng was also really drunk: “Then you buy it, just choose the delivery address over there.” ”
“It’s not that you are in the capital, and you can only choose the address of the capital to buy things.”
Yang Mi, who was originally very milky and coquettish, also remembered it after hearing this.
“Yes.”
Yang Mi only remembered, and immediately was speechless: “It’s really served, one pregnancy stupid for three years.” ”
“Huh~”
Reba, Bai Wei, Guan Xiaotong, they also understood.
During this time, the memory of the three sisters is really declining.
“Besides, we will be here in the capital for the first half of this year, and we will not go outside.”
“”Perfect World” and “Moon Hotel” have both chosen to be filmed in the capital, so buy it if you want.”
“Good.”
Yang Mi said and turned to leave.
As soon as Yang Mi left, the audience fans were very reluctant.
At this time, Jiang Feng also watched almost the same, so today’s live broadcast ended here.
“I want to wash my hair.”
Di Li Gerba, who came out, hung on Jiang Feng’s back.
“Yes, I’ll wash your hair.”
Since she wanted to wash her hair, Jiang Feng helped her wash her hair.
Entering the bathroom on the first floor, Di Li Gerba was ready to enjoy her husband washing her hair.
Find a small stool for washing hair and sit down with your back to the washstand.
Di Lireba, who sat down, leaned her head on the sink and put her hair inside the washbasin.
Jiang Feng bent down and lowered his head, patiently and gently washing her hair.
I don’t know how many times I have helped my wife wash her hair.
Jiang Feng washed his hair for each of his wives, and it was the one that washed often.
As long as he had time and they also asked for it, Jiang Feng was responsive to washing their hair.
Previously, in “Longing for Life”, 2.0 Jiang Feng also washed Yang Mi’s hair.
At that time, when this scene was broadcast, it made countless viewers envious.
And this scene is still a sweet famous scene of Jiang Feng and Yang Mi, the empress couple, in the eyes of many audiences.
“I’ll try the temperature.”
Looking at Di Li Reba, who was resting her head on the edge of the washstand, Jiang Feng said to her.
“Hmm.”
Di Li Reba snorted softly, but Jiang Feng bent down and leaned down.
When she was kissed by her husband, Di Lireba’s big eyes looked at Jiang Feng even sweeter.
I thought that when he said to test the temperature, he wanted to test the water temperature.
But I didn’t expect that the test temperature he said was actually to test her… Temperature.
“The temperature is ok.”
After trying it, Jiang Feng smiled proudly.
“Hmph~ If you want to kiss, kiss, and make excuses.”
Reba, who was sweetened, also wrinkled his nose at him.
Knowing that she is sweet in her heart, she just wants to be coquettish.
Knowing her careful thinking, Jiang Feng would certainly not debunk it, but spoil it.
Reba raised her hands and hugged Jiang Feng’s neck, and her big exotic eyes smiled particularly sweetly.
Jiang Feng, who washed her hair, of course, also saw Reba’s good-looking big eyes and sweetness on her pretty face…
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