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Chapter 965 My wife is angry, it’s all wrong for you to live!!

“No, I found that you men are simple, day by day, full of three things in your mind.”

Qin Lan said to Jiang Feng beside him: “Get money!” Drink some! This girl’s body is really hot enough! ”

Just as Qin Lan’s voice fell, Jiang Feng smiled and waved his hand: “No, no, no, I’m not such a person.” ”

“So what kind of person are you?”

Qin Lan asked what he was like.

“I think about one thing a day.”

Jiang Feng said that he thought about one thing in one day, and said, “This old lady’s figure is really hot enough, I have to get some money to drink with her.” ”

“Hahahaha~”

As soon as Jiang Feng finished saying this, everyone on the side burst into laughter.

Yang Mi even raised her hand and grabbed Jiang Feng’s ears.

Although she was pulling Jiang Feng’s ears, she was also amused by Jiang Feng.

“No, you have a wife, and if you say something like this, aren’t you afraid of being scolded and beaten?”

Zhang Yixing really couldn’t understand what Jiang Feng thought.

“Hmph~”

For Zhang Yixing’s question, Jiang Feng just snorted with a sneer: “You are still young, you don’t understand.” ”

“Huh~”

Xu Zheng on the side, Huang Lei immediately understood the meaning of this.

“You don’t have a wife yet, you don’t know your girlfriend, how unreasonable a creature like a wife is.”

“No matter how good you do, how good you are, no matter how good you are.”

“When they are in a bad mood and want to beat you, their IQ is comparable to Zhuge Liang, and they find tens of thousands of excuses in minutes to educate you justifiably.”

“Poof~”

Yang Mi lowered her head even more now.

“Really fake 03?”

Peng Yuchang was scared and said the same as the truth.

“So ah, you are still young, you don’t understand, and by the time you understand, you are already experiencing it.”

Xu Zheng also came over and taught Peng Yuchang, a master and nephew, a lesson.

“Let’s put it this way, when you have a girlfriend, she wants to scold you twice and beat you twice when she is in a bad mood, but you obviously didn’t make a mistake and did a good job.”

“But she will pick up the pickled pepper phoenix claws on the table and eat them.”

“After eating a bite of phoenix claws, she asked you: Did you buy this phoenix claw?”

“You said yes; Then she will say: Why is the phoenix claw you bought not the right claw? Day by day, I can’t buy a phoenix claw, what use do I want you! ”

“Hahaha~”

This ridiculous reason made everyone laugh out loud.

“When you have a wife, you don’t need a reason to be scolded.”

“You remember, a woman after marriage doesn’t need you to make a mistake if she wants to scold her husband.”

“As long as she is unhappy and the moon is not round, it is all your fault.”

Jiang Feng’s words made Yang Mi look down and smile.

Countless male viewers who watched the show said that this was really the case, and he was also experiencing this.

After listening to it, many female viewers were embarrassed, because they really would be like this.

“In this era where men can breathe and make mistakes, it is already the greatest gift of heaven that you can live, and you don’t want to see how empathetic your wife is.”

“Sorry, this is real life, not writing fiction.”

Jiang Feng said so exaggeratedly, Yang Mi laughed: “Where is it so exaggerated?” ”

“What do you say?”

Jiang Feng asked her with a smile, do you think this is an exaggeration.

“In short, I didn’t scold you for not having a round moon.”

“The phoenix claw is not the right claw, and I admit that this is an excuse I made.”

Yang Mi is responsible.

“Really?”

Qin Lan didn’t expect that this was true.

“It’s true, it’s true that sometimes the fire is big and you want to find him out.”

“But he did things too well to give him a chance.”

“Then there is no way, there is no gas to scatter, you can only make one yourself.”

Yang Mi admitted with a wry smile, and said: “Sometimes I really hate myself like this. ”

“Seriously, it’s like my husband, if I want to change it to someone else, I would have been beaten a long time ago.”

“Or so to speak, if I hadn’t agreed that my husband had found me so many sisters.”

“He kept spoiling my words.”

“As far as me and him, just two people, he is such a good person, I am still so vexatious, broke up early, and it is not to the point of marriage.”

Yang Mi’s soberness in the world has impressed many audiences.

However, they also understood, after all, Jiang Feng could have such a wife, and Yang Mi had to agree

If Yang Mi didn’t agree, Jiang Feng’s life would definitely not be so happy.

And since Yang Mi has agreed that she can marry so many, then doing a little in life, of course, Jiang Feng will also suffer and will not calculate this with Yang Mi.

Just as Yang Mi said, if it weren’t for Yang Mi agreeing that Jiang Feng had married so many.

But if there is only one girlfriend of her, Jiang Feng is afraid that he can’t stand her for a long time, and he broke up directly, and he still gets married? Will we go through this decade together?

Jiang Feng, as a person who was reborn and crossed, would definitely not suffer from this kind of anger.

And to make him willing to suffer this kind of anger, it depends on how much benefit his wife has given him.

As long as he gave a big enough benefit, Jiang Feng would also suffer from this kind of qi.

Obviously, Yang Mi agreed to Jiang Feng to marry so many wives, and this benefit was enough for Jiang Feng to accept Yang Mi who did it occasionally.

After eating and drinking, everyone also chatted a lot, and Yang Mi planned to clean up these bowls and chopsticks.

“Honey, let’s wash it tomorrow.”

Watching her movements, Ha Jiong said to her.

“Wash it now, leave it for tomorrow?”

Yang Mi didn’t understand why it was left for tomorrow.

“So tired, let’s leave it for tomorrow to wash.”

Ha Jiong said to her.

“I’m not used to leaving the dishes and chopsticks for the next day to wash, so it’s easy to attract cockroaches and flies.”

Yang Mi, who was cleaning up, said some of the habits of their family.

“After our family has finished eating, we have to wash the dishes and chopsticks directly, and we will not stay overnight.”

“Because if the dishes and chopsticks are not washed, if you stay in the kitchen, you will attract some cockroaches and flies in one night, so that there will be these insects at home.”

“The dishes and chopsticks used for dinner, you must wash them immediately after dinner, and kitchen waste is also a thing, you will take it out and pour it immediately, if you leave it overnight, there will be a smell in the house, and there will be cockroaches to smell and see.”

After Jiang Feng said these living habits of their family, He Jiong couldn’t help but shake his head.

“That’s right.”

In Huang’s view, that’s for sure.

“Life after marriage is like this, the dishes and chopsticks always have to be washed.”

“Wash after eating, this is the most convenient, otherwise leave it for one night, and it will be difficult to wash the next day, not to mention, it will attract some cockroaches or something, and the smell is everywhere.”

“Washing the dishes and chopsticks after dinner is the best habit of life.”

“Generally, people who have such habits are people who are very good at living.”

As soon as Teacher Huang’s words came out, He Jiong was silent because he would not live.

“Both of you can help.”

Huang Lei instructed two students to help wash the dishes and chopsticks.

Wang Yinuo and Wang Yuanhui went to help wash the dishes and chopsticks, and did not sit lazily.

“Peng Peng, you also go to help, Yang Mi also planted rice this afternoon, don’t let her wash the dishes and chopsticks after such a hard work.”

He Jiong’s reminder made Peng Yuchang hurry to help.

Although Peng Yuchang also worked, the yellow eel was not caught

In the end, it was the yellow eel that Jiang Feng helped catch, otherwise he would have to be scolded tonight.

“Go take a shower, or you’ll have to queue up later.”

Huang Lei reminded Zhang Yixing and He Jiong beside him.

“Okay, then I’ll go take a shower first.”

Ha Jiong said that he went to take a shower first, otherwise he would have to queue up

Jiang Feng They are still sitting here chatting, especially he and Zhang Yixing are writing songs together, Zhang Yixing wants to prepare his new album, find Jiang Feng to help, give some advice or something.

When talking about music, Zhang Yixing and Jiang Feng sighed and played the “Sheep” just now in the choreography of the dance, and Zhang Yixing and Jiang Feng discussed the choreography together.

Listening to the accompanying melody of the song, the two choreographed the song together.

“What do you think of this?”

Zhang Yixing listened to a short section and made his own dance ideas.

Jiang Feng stood aside, watching Zhang Yixing’s dance moves, and fell into deep thought.

Dance choreography, of course, Jiang Feng also has his own ideas.

Choreography is not just about dancing, it also has to have ideas and your understanding of music.

Only with an understanding of the music, with an idea, can it be choreographed.

Jiang Feng has been studying dance for several years, and now his dance strength is not bad at all compared with Lu Han, Zhang Yixing, and people from professional idol boy groups.

“Good, but you can add a little bit like this.”

After Jiang Feng replayed the song, he was under the gaze of everyone in the mushroom house.

His dance understanding of Zhang Yixing’s song is expressed in his own style.

The time of a song is more than 3 minutes, Jiang Feng from the beginning to the place, using dance to step on the melody of the song, let Zhang Yixing see how his dance moves match the song.

And there are several dance moves that Zhang Yixing wanted to integrate into this dance just now.

The audience watching the show was stunned by these two people.

They actually choreographed live at the mushroom house? It’s really fake, isn’t it too awesome.

“Oh, yes.”

After reading this paragraph compiled by Jiang Feng, Zhang Yixing was very open: “Don’t just like this, play a little more.” ”

Jiang Feng danced a few more fancy dance moves in front of Zhang Yixing, and the stuck point was very perfect.

After Zhang Yixing saw it, he couldn’t help but jump with Jiang Feng.

But watching the dance, you know that there is a bit of a hip-hop style, which is also what Zhang Yixing just said he wanted.

Many viewers shook their heads and sighed, thinking that when Jiang Feng first debuted, he was a dance idiot.

Moreover, Jiang Feng has been debuting for three years, and he is still a person who can’t dance at all.

But now? Jiang Feng’s dance is already very good, and he is not at all inferior to Zhang Yixing, who is from a professional boy group…