Entertainment: Start Awakening 99 Grandmaster Skills

“Haha, it turns out that Teacher Huang is actually such a person, but I used to think that he was an honest and honest person!”

“Upstairs, you may have misunderstood the honest man!”

“Mr. Huang looks so skinny, and the operation is so skillful, it seems that he often plays scoundrels in life.”

“It is estimated that Mr. Huang regretted participating in this show and exposed his true nature hahaha!”

“People collapse, I like to hear and see!”

“Don’t just pay attention to Mr. Huang, I think the director team has now been collectively petrified.”

“What I said upstairs is right, although I can’t see the director’s face, but I think the director must be confused now, I didn’t expect Mr. Huang to be such a scoundrel, hahaha!”

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The barrage flew up in the live broadcast, and the audience watching the live broadcast saw that the excitement was not too big, and they made ridiculous remarks.

“Ouye, see no, this is a strong negotiating power, and it will be successful.”

Huang Lei won a big victory, and by playing scoundrels, he squeezed the rent of a thousand corns to six hundred, and was so excited that he came to He Jiong and Liu Xianhua to give them high fives to celebrate.

The three celebrated wildly, but did not see the sympathetic eyes of the staff of the director’s team.

Director Wang said to Huang Lei and the three with a bad smile on his face: “Since the show has already begun, then today’s dinner must be prepared by yourself.” ”

“Ah, you’re going to be self-reliant tonight?”

Liu Xianhua’s eyes widened and he said dumbly.

“Of course, there is a vegetable and cornfield outside the village that belongs to you, and you need to find food for yourself during the recording of the show.”

Director Wang said seriously.

“The dish is there, what about the meat?” If I don’t eat meat, I’m bored. ”

Huang Lei blinked his eyes and asked Director Wang innocently.

Men, how can you do it without drinking and eating meat?

Occasionally eating a vegetarian dish or two can regulate the stomach, but if you eat green vegetables for a while, Huang Lei they can’t stand it.

If he is really a vegetarian, how did the fat on his stomach grow?

“It’s easy to eat meat, just exchange it for corn.”

Director Wang said with a smile.

“Teacher He, Dahua, tell me, what do you want to eat at night? I’ll show you a hand. ”

Huang Lei said to He Jiong and Liu Xianhua in a big way.

Among the three hosts, Huang Lei had the best cooking skills, so he sat on the throne of chef without hesitation.

“Great, Mr. Huang, I want to eat the fried sauce noodles you made, I haven’t eaten it for a long time, but it kills me.”

He Jiong said with bright eyes.

“I also want to eat and I want to eat, Beijing fried sauce noodles, delicious!”

Liu Xianhua swallowed his saliva hard and said with a look of anticipation.

“Okay, that chef will fulfill your wishes, and we’ll eat fried sauce noodles tonight.”

Huang Lei patted his chest and said boldly.

“Director, we want a pound of pork belly!”

Huang Lei said to Director Wang.

“No problem, only two hundred corns are needed, and the pork belly will be served immediately.”

Director Wang said solemnly.

“Two hundred corns? Your director team is opening a black shop, no, no, there are too many, at most a hundred. ”

Huang Lei began to bargain.

“Hahaha, Mr. Huang’s bad smile must be playing with bad ideas again.”

“Needless to say, Teacher Huang must want to repeat the old trick again.”

“It’s really ruining the character, who can return the honest and honest Teacher Huang in the TV series to me!”

Seeing the movement of Huang Lei’s eyes spinning, a dense barrage suddenly appeared in the live broadcast room.

“A hundred is too little, it’s better to have one hundred eight!”

Director Wang naturally couldn’t agree to Huang Lei’s bargain in one mouth, and bargained with him.

Such a bargain can not only suppress Huang Lei, but also arouse the fun of the audience, why not.

“Or everyone take a step back, one hundred and fifty!”

Huang Lei said imposingly: “Otherwise, let’s guess the boxing and win 150 and lose 180.” ”

“Good, 150 corns for a pound of pork belly, deal!”

Director Wang made a decision immediately and immediately announced the completion of the transaction.

“Hey, why is the director team so cheerful this time? No need to guess the boxing?

Huang Lei’s eyes widened, feeling a little unbelievable.

“I said Mr. Huang, you’re addicted to playing tricks, aren’t you?”

Director Wang rolled his eyes at Huang Lei and urged: “Hurry up and break corn in the field, it’s almost dark, don’t blame me for not reminding you when you are hungry.” ”

“Yes, yes, you can’t delay, Teacher He, you and Dahua go to the field to break corn, and I will build a stove here to make fire and noodles.”

Huang Lei began to assign tasks.

“No problem, Mr. Huang, you can see, we must bring back enough corn.”

Liu Xianhua patted his chest and said confidently.

The two did not delay, directly carried the basket and rushed to the cornfield outside the village.

Ten minutes later, He Jiong and Liu Xianhua came to the cornfield, looking at the fruitful corn, and they were very happy.

“Teacher He, let’s start!”

Liu Xianhua was eager to try.

“Begin!”

He Jiong was also excited, being able to experience this idyllic life was definitely a pleasure for these busy city people.

But the ideal is full, the reality is cruel.

Doing farm work is not as simple as it seems, He Jiong and Liu Xianhua, two half-hangers, wasted their strength to break down more than seventy corns, and when they returned to the mushroom house, they were exhausted and panting.

At this time, Liu Xianhua no longer dared to pat his chest to show off his muscles, and his face was tired.

“Oh, it turns out that this corn is not easy, the cornfield is far from the mushroom house, it takes us a lot of effort to go back and forth, but it exhausts me.”

He Jiong was lying on the chair, and his whole body was paralyzed.

“Hey, we can borrow tools, such as a small trailer, so that the efficiency can be greatly improved?”

Liu Xianhua suddenly had a flash of inspiration and thought of a good idea.

“Dahua is right, we can go and borrow tools, we live next door to the mushroom house, let’s visit together.”

As soon as He Jiong heard Liu Xianhua’s proposal, he immediately slapped his thigh sharply and agreed.

“You two hurry up, I’m going to set up this stove, just wait for your corn to be replaced with pork belly.”

Huang Lei, who had a dirty face, raised his head and said to He Jiong and Liu Xianhua.

“Don’t worry, Teacher Huang, we will definitely be able to complete the task successfully.”

Liu Xianhua shouted loudly.

Then He Jiong and Liu Xianhua immediately walked out of the mushroom house and walked towards Yang Fan’s yard.

“Hey, Teacher He, why is there a stone array in front of this house, what does this mean?”

Coming to the outside of Yang Fan’s courtyard, Liu Xianhua looked at the rows of neatly arranged small stones on the ground and said to He Jiong curiously.

“This may be a local custom in Heling Village, let’s hurry up and visit the master and borrow tools to break corn with him.”

He Jiong said in a low voice.