Entertainment: Start Awakening 99 Grandmaster Skills

“Lying groove, I haven’t come for two days, has this live broadcast room collapsed again? Why is the picture still again? ”

An audience member who had just landed in the live broadcast room saw the picture on the screen as if frozen, and immediately couldn’t help but send a barrage to complain.

“A friend upstairs, very responsible person told you that this time you made a mistake, the picture did not stand still, and the live broadcast room did not collapse.”

“Hahaha, this is already the one hundred and thirty-eighth guy who said that the live broadcast room collapsed, which is really interesting.”

“Don’t be too arrogant upstairs, if you are a newcomer, you are also confused, than mocking us newcomers with this.”

“Okay, okay, don’t bully the newcomer, the newcomer upstairs, you pay attention to the screen, stare at it for more than ten seconds don’t blink, there will be a surprise.”

“I grass, this is really not a static picture, Teacher Huang Lei’s stomach is still moving!”

“The same newcomer, I have a question I want to ask you old birds, Mr. He Jiong, what kind of plane are they engaged in?” How did they become pot-bellied men one by one”? That belly was bigger than when my wife was pregnant. ”

“This matter is difficult to say, it is recommended that the upstairs pay attention to the recent hot news, it is estimated that soon all kinds of hot search list news headlines will tell you the answer.”

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Many guests such as Huang Lei and He Jiong, who suddenly logged into the live broadcast room and saw Huang Lei and He Jiong, who were half lying on the chair and unable to move, thought that the crash of the live broadcast room caused the picture to freeze.

But when they sent out a barrage to mock the program group, they were suddenly taught to be people by thousands of barrages.

When they carefully stared at the mobile phone screen through the reminders of netizens, they found that the original picture was really not static.

Every few seconds, Huang Lei, He Jiong and the others’ stomachs would enlarge slightly, proving that they were breathing.

It’s not that the picture is static, but Huang Lei they eat too much and can’t move.

This painting style is really the first time, and several domestic and foreign variety shows have not found similar pictures.

Because even the photographer has fallen, the camera is no longer operated, and can only be fixed on a shelf to quietly record what is happening in front of you.

In this world, after all, there is only Yang Fan, the Grandmaster of Cooking, so this kind of picture is encounterable but undesirable.

“Hawthorn tea is coming, can you still move? If you can move, get up and drink a little by yourself to promote digestion, and lie down for a while if you can’t move. ”

Yang Fan placed a large pot of hawthorn tea on the stone table and said to everyone lying motionless on the chair.

After doing all this, Yang Fan walked towards the open-air kitchen, wanting to treat today’s workers.

The guests have eaten and drunk, and the members of the family are still hungry.

The big yellow dog, the giant panda, and the big black bear were already scratching their ears and scratching their cheeks and fidgeting.

“Woof, why hasn’t the master come yet, the dog master is going to starve to death soon.”

“Bleating, fat master I can’t stand it, bones, I want to make bone soup.”

“Hey, Xiong Ye is hungry, he wants to eat meat!”

Yang Fan’s three pets squatted on the ground, calling weakly.

Especially the big black bear, there are also samples of themselves nicknamed Xiong Ye.

It is also the pet of the owner Yang Fan, the big yellow dog and the giant panda master, if it does not keep up, won’t it be delayed?

This is absolutely impossible, so Xiong Ye was born.

“Don’t call here, master, I haven’t forgotten you, the part that belongs to you has always been there, and it will not be less.”

Yang Fan walked in front of the three pets, just heard the three guys complaining, and suddenly felt a little funny, and lightly kicked the three guys, so that they quickly followed and prepared to open the meal.

“Wow, it’s time to open the meal, long live the master!”

“Woof, I waited for a long time and finally waited for today, dreamed for a long time and finally realized my dream…”

“Bleat, master I am the most well-behaved, I want to eat meat bones!”

As soon as the three pets heard that the meal was about to open, they quickly got up from the ground and cried out excitedly.

Big Yellow Dog even hummed pop songs stolen from TV, while the giant panda learned to do health exercises and twisted his ass in public.

These three guys live in Yang Fan, a place full of heaven and earth aura, plus Yang Fan often opens small stoves for them to improve their food, cleanse their souls with elixirs, and improve their physical fitness, so the wisdom of these three guys is already extremely high, no worse than human children.

Of course, things on TV can be imitated vividly.

It’s just that in this world, the only person who can understand Big Yellow’s singing is its owner, Yang Fan, the imperial beast grandmaster who is proficient in beast language.

Others still hear the dog barking, although the rhythm of the dog barking is very good, but it still can’t change the fact that this is a dog barking, and humans definitely can’t appreciate this kind of song.

“Today you are doing well, each with three more meat bones, two pounds of wild boar, plus a large bowl of pork bone soup.”

Yang Fan put the food of the three of them on the ground and let them eat on their own.

“Hey, long live the master, long live the master!”

“Bleating, I want meat bones, I love meat bones, I’m coming!”

“Woof, it’s delicious, it’s delicious!”

The three pets each rushed to their own food and immediately began to gobble it up.

Yang Fan made meat bone soup for pets with a stronger taste, more meat, softer bones, and easier for them to bite and absorb.

In addition to the big yellow dog lying on the ground with his head bowed and nibbling on meat bones, giant pandas and big black bears are sitting on the ground, grabbing a meat bone in one hand, “clicking” and gnawing hard.

In less than ten minutes, all three meat bones entered their stomachs.

After eating the meat and bones, the three pets began to come to the bowl and lick the bone soup, and after a while, 373 drank a large bowl of bone soup.

Finally, they turn their attention to wild boar, which is the most delicious food for them, and of course they have to save it for the last and enjoy it slowly.

Perhaps he was particularly satisfied with the performance of the three pets today, Yang Fan thought about it, and fished out three pieces of one-pound fat from the pot and put them in front of the three pets, which was regarded as adding food to them.

Yang Fan’s move was naturally strongly supported by the three pets, especially the big black bear with a piece of meat in his mouth, and he stood up and slapped it hard.

I don’t know where this guy learned the moves, it always gives people a sense of nonsense.

After feeding the pets, Yang Fan returned to Reba, Zhao Xiaobone and the others, and after checking their bodies, he shook his head with a smile, personally poured two cups of hawthorn tea, brought them to their mouths, and fed them slowly.

Although the food is delicious, overeating is always bad, which is also fortunate that Yang Fan is an all-round grandmaster who can accurately control everyone’s situation, so as not to let these invited guests suffer substantial harm.

After taking the hawthorn tea, Reba and Zhao Xiaobone’s stomachs began to move rapidly, secreting digestive juices to accelerate the digestion of the food in the stomach, and ten minutes later, Zhao Xiaogu and Reba finally breathed a long sigh of relief and were able to slowly sit up from the chair. _

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