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One after another reporters staged a big show of arguing with swords and needles against Maimang.

Since the issue of political theory has nothing to do with China, Li Mubai rarely gets the opportunity to speak.

Until the representative of Aziz proposed that the first nation to invent paper was theirs.

When introducing a newly excavated pyramid, he looked at Colbert and said: "According to the tomb of Cong and the First Dynasty minister Homaka;

It is an unwritten papyrus unearthed in the tomb of Sahara. Scholars infer that the appearance of the papyrus was almost synchronized with the beginning of the history of civilization. "

Li Mubai turned his head and looked at the reporter.

UNESCO has determined that the four great inventions are China's!

Dude, don't show your presence, okay?

And this is a political talk show, do you think Paper has a sick mind?

Aziz certainly couldn't hear Li Mubai's slander, and he ignored the faint look in Li Mubai's eyes.

And in the presence of archaeological evidence, he is very confident in the face of the big devil-like Chinese boy.

He continued: "There are papyrus cultural relics there, so we are the first nation to invent paper."

"Wait a moment."

Colbert opened his mouth and looked at Li Mubai with a deep expression: "Speaking of the invention of paper, should Huaxia have something to say?"

Li Mubai nodded, put his hands on the podium, and said in a magnetic voice: "Huaxia has a very long history of making paper, and there is no way to verify it when it arrives early.

We actually put this invention in the history books and has been recognized by UNESCO.

It was an ancestor named Cai Lun in the Eastern Han Dynasty who improved paper so that it could be widely used and became the main carrier of knowledge dissemination.

Huaxia has a long history, and there are many great people!

Therefore, those who are qualified to be listed in the Chinese history books must be people or things that have had a profound impact on the history of China and even the history of the world. "

Then he turned to look at Aziz, and said seriously: "And as far as I know, what's the... name of the person who took the paper?"

"Papyrus."

Adrian, an American journalist not far away, reminded him.

"Papa..."

Smiling and nodding his thanks, Li Mubai said with a puzzled face, "What the hell?"

"Hahaha!!"

The audience burst into laughter.

Although the language and grammar of different ethnic groups are different, they are still very similar in some aspects.

In addition to the two almost universal words of mother and father, the pronunciation of the word "cao" when the middle finger is raised is also very similar.

Li Mubai deliberately paused on the word "grass", and the pronunciation was a bit heavy.

In such an atmosphere, it sounds like he is scolding someone without words.

Inexplicably, many people have a word in their minds -

Grass, why are you irritating me so much that you have a sick mind?

Colbert laughed and said, "Li, although this word is confusing, why don't you understand it after asking it? Didn't you hear it?"

"This vocabulary is too convoluted for me in English grammar!"

Li Mubai explained in a serious manner, and immediately said: "I want to say that that is not paper."

Colbert restrained his smile and asked doubtfully, "Isn't it paper? But it's paper?"

"To me, it's just art, antiques without the slightest practicality."

In the audience's attention, Li Mubai looked at Aziz and said, "Paper should be a carrier for spreading knowledge, representing portability, cheapness, and universality.

In layman's terms, can your grass or other paper be folded? "

"Papyrus."

Aziz reiterated it speechlessly and explained seriously: "Historians have proved that papyrus can be folded."

Before Li Mubai could speak, Nikonov laughed and assisted: "Can you fold a plane? Or a jumping frog? What about the east, west, north and west?"

Azizton felt a heartbreak for a while.

He is not facing two peers, but two shameless and bastard hooligans!

Li Mubai smiled and raised his hand to echo: "Our paper can do it, I will verify this."

The magnetic and pleasant voice fell, and the recording scene burst into laughter.

"Ha ha ha ha!!"

"These two hipis are so funny!"

"Hua Xia Li must have done it on purpose. His memory is so good."

"Grass what? Hahahaha"

The murmurs of the audience upstairs and downstairs kept coming, and several reporters kept laughing.

"Made, what's the difference between such a gag and a hooligan? We have unearthed cultural relics to prove it!!"

Aziz wanted to cry but had no tears, so he beat his spirits and said, "When did the Chinese people make paper for the first time?"

Li Mubai said without hesitation, "Before 2000 AD..."

Raised a slap, Aziz said seriously: "Then we are 5000 years ago."

Shaking his head, Li Mubai retorted: "As I said before, the history of paper in China is actually longer, but we have to truly define it with universality.

Just as Cai Lun's papermaking was listed as one of the four great inventions in ancient China, it has made outstanding contributions to the spread of human culture and the progress of world civilization, and has been respected by people for thousands of years.

Not to mention that our country's paper workers regard Cai Lun as the originator and god of paper.

Cai Lun also ranked seventh in Mike Hart's "Top 100 People Who Influenced the Progress of Human History".

Cai Lun was listed among the "Best Inventors of All Time" published by Magneto's "Time" magazine.

In the opening ceremony of the 2008 Beiqi Olympic Games, there was also a special display of the papermaking technique invented by Cai Lun, which was widely acclaimed around the world. "

In terms of citing scriptures, there is really no one who can compare to Huaxia Boy.

Aziz is definitely no match, so his heart is speechless!

Li Mubai kept saying, "What kind of paper are you..."

Several reporters on the stage said in unison, "Papyrus."

Shrugging his shoulders, Li Mubai smiled and said, "If you don't talk about it today, we don't know that there is such paper in the world.

Obviously, it borders Europe, and the story of Caesar and Queen Yan has a long history, but no Europeans are willing to use your grass~”

Again, in unison: "Papyrus."

Li Mubai spread his hands, stopped and said helplessly: "Please, I have already remembered it, don't stress it again, okay?"

"Ha ha ha ha!!"

The audience was amused by this scene, and the variety show of the talk show was full of joy.

Aziz was furious and said, "I admit that China's papermaking technology has developed a lot, I admit it, but in this world, the nation that presents the earliest concept of paper is us."

This question must not be backed down, Li Mubai shook his head firmly in denial.

"I admit that there is such a piece of paper art, but to say that it is paper, it cannot be recognized in the world...".

Chapter 237

There are people here, and no one is a fool.

Seeing that he could find a way to resolve Li Mubai, the end result was shame and loss of the country.

Therefore, in the following time, no one will deliberately target him.

The host, Colbert, did not lead the fight again.

He thinks the guy's previous behavior has been disgusting enough for a congressional speaker.

If you let it shine, it's a bit of a loss.

After all, tonight's protagonist should never be a Chinese.

Therefore, for most of the rest of the time, Li Mubai was a spectator and had few opportunities to speak.

This made Li Mubai speechless!

Of course, he also understands the intentions of the program team:

Successfully disgusting the speaker, unsuccessfully pleasing the audience.

The program group is in an invincible position for fishing and fishing, and he has no choice but to do the best he can.

So far it looks okay.

At least it didn't discredit the country, didn't it?

While the thoughts are racing in my heart, time is also passing by without knowing it.

At half past nine in the evening, the political talk show came to an end.

Colbert stood at the front of the stage, hugging and saying goodbye to the nine reporters behind him.

In the end, he took Brother Gao 26 Xing's shoulders and said enthusiastically, "It's an honor to have you here tonight, thank you very much.

Hope you all can achieve excellence in your fields, thank you again, thank you! "

After speaking, he turned his head to look at the camera, raised his empty right hand and pointed at the camera to pose.

"Don't go away, come right back."

Since "The Colbert Show" can be popular all over the United States.

Of course, it's not just about political theory.