Entertainment: Start with the Host Contest

Li Mubai asked, "Cui Wa, can your home be open to the camera?"

After being stunned for a while, remembering that her residence has been on the camera, Cui Wa nodded and said, "Okay, do you bet it has something to do with my family?"

"Since it can be opened, it will be easy to handle!"

Li Mubai smiled and said, "Cui Wa, shall we make such a bet?"

"Say."

"Let's make a bet that if you leave 'Made in China', you won't be able to maintain a normal life at all, do you believe it?"

 …  

Looking at Li Mubai's determined expression, Cui Wa denied it dumbly: "Man, you are exaggerating, how is this possible? Although China is a big manufacturing country!"

With an exaggerated hand, he asked back, "What is the bet?"

Li Mubai said succinctly: "Since the bet was made by me, you should mention what the bet is."

Westerners are still very thick-skinned.

Hearing this, Cui Wa said without hesitation: "I want to let you CCTV buy the copyright of my program, I want to enter the Chinese market."

Li Mubai suddenly couldn't help laughing and crying: "Brother, do you think I have this ability? Do I still have the ability to work as a reporter?"

"Uh~~~"

Cui Wa scratched her head immediately, and felt that she had taken it for granted.

Through Lao Qian's introduction, he knew that Li Mubai was very popular in China, and he had thousands of Weibo fans similar to Facebook.

This number of fans is more than his, and his Facebook fans are only more than three million.

In addition, the "Colbert Show" is popular in China.

He thought that Li Mubai was very energetic, so he said what was in his heart without hesitation.

Never thought, this guy is also a brother!

After thinking about it for a while, Li Mubai suggested: "Otherwise, how about live streaming our bet?

In Huaxia, my popularity is still good, and it is no problem to attract millions of online fans to watch. "

After finishing speaking, I added in my heart: Especially the exit incident this time has increased my Weibo fans by almost [*] million!Nine.

Chapter 241

The World Climate Conference, a channel full of logs.

After agreeing on the live broadcast for tomorrow, Li Mubai and Cui Wa exchanged numbers and gave each other a high five.

Just as he was about to enter the venue to continue watching the environmental protection girl's performance, he was caught by a CCTV reporter.

"Hello Li Mubai, I'm Xiaowen, a reporter from CCTV. Can I interview you with a few questions?"

Looking at the handsome young female reporter in front of him, Li Mubai nodded without hesitation.

CCTV is a big move launched by Shen Haixiong in 2017.

It is said that the entire 30th floor of the CCTV Building has been allocated to this new department, which shows how high Taiwan's expectations are for it.

The programs of the brothers' departments naturally need to be strongly supported.

Xiaowen smiled, pointed to the camera and said, "Mubai, we are a media fusion platform, let's say hello to the audience first!"

He waved his hand cooperatively, and Li Mubai looked at the camera, handsomely and smiled: "Hello everyone from CCTV, I'm your old friend Li Mubai."

The few spectators were immediately excited.

It's just that because the number of people is too small, even if one by one barrages wildly, it seems that the CCTV live broadcast room is extremely cold.

With a sweet smile, Xiaowen asked: "Greta's speech received applause from the audience, and she criticized China more than once in her speech.

As the spokesperson of the Huaxia delegation in the afternoon, what do you think of the girl Greta, Mu Bai? "

What else can I see?

This guy is a snake spirit!

With a sigh in his heart, Li Mubai thought for a while, and said solemnly: "From 2016 to 2017, for Greta Thunberg, a girl from Rui iodine;

A glorious year, but not necessarily a triumphant year!

It was a year of accelerated growth and a year of controversy!

In early 2017, she was named Time Magazine's Person of the Year.

In fact, according to readers' online polls, she couldn't even get into the top 5.

But the editorial department decided she was eligible to be on the cover.

Editor-in-Chief Edward said: "This year she has voiced the loudest voice on the biggest issues facing the planet.

She doesn't know where it came from?

But she did lead a worldwide movement!

This is not the year she took the sailboat and the high-speed rail, but the year she took the rocket. "

Obviously it is a serious statement, and the expression is also very CCTV-like.

But the hundreds of viewers who watched the live broadcast laughed out loud.

This laughter is not only joyful for Li Mubai's appearance, but more of an official complaint.

"Hahahaha laughed me to death!"

"Li Mubai is publicly executed (support support)"

"This girl's acting skills are too bad, I suggest re-revision of "Actor's Self-cultivation"."

"In order to let her get on the boat alone, a group of people flew back and forth across the ocean, the rainbow fart is really fragrant (support cheeks)"

"I remembered an African joke: there was a white goose in the field. The villagers were afraid that it would trample the crops and asked a boy to drive them away. They also thought that the boy's feet were too big for him to trample more crops, so they let him sit on the door, and eight people carried them. Take him to the field to chase the goose (haha)"

"It can be summed up in one sentence in Huaxia: take off your pants and fart"

"Brainless and white left, it is better to plant a few trees if you have this skill."

"Planting trees is what Huaxia children do, and Bai Zuo's environmental protection all depends on his mouth."

"I'm really looking forward to Li Mubai's speech this afternoon!"

"..."

The barrage was giggling and talking non-stop.

Li Mubai did not stop his statement.

Looking at the camera, he said eloquently: "Many people may not know Greta yet, I just watched her documentary yesterday, so I will tell you a little bit.

To fully understand her 2017, we have to start with her previous experience.

Born in January 2003, Greta first learned about climate change when she was 1 years old.

In class, the teacher played a documentary about environmental protection and climate change.

At this time, she felt that a certain part of herself was beginning to awaken! "

Reporter Xiaowen almost burst out laughing, and the hand holding the microphone trembled visibly.

Inexplicably, Li Mubai's words reminded her of "the awakening of the soul of the second middle school".

Greta seems to be such a secondary narcissist!

The barrage is also full of such cognitions. There are more and more similar words such as "late middle and second stage", "this stupid", "magic stick" and so on.

Li Mubai said solemnly, "She doesn't understand?

Why is such a small matter that various countries cannot solve?

By having the information on her own, she became more and more fearful and anxious, and finally at the age of 11 she became ill and suffered from obsessive-compulsive disorder. …

With the help of the teacher's two hours of individual supplementary lessons per week, she barely passed the fourth grade of elementary school~ She is a giant baby!

No, this period should be the most painful time for Gray.

Every day, she is surrounded by an unspeakable sense of powerlessness and depression.

The teacher who made up her lessons and her best friend, Anita, has always given her understanding, tolerance and encouragement. "

After a pause, he raised his tone and said, "Greta, you have to be strong! What's your hairstyle like in the past? You have to stand up! How strong are you in the past?"

"Pfft!"

Xiaowen finally couldn't help laughing out loud.

The barrage was also full of laughter.

Everyone was amused by Li Mubai's official complaints.

Isn't this the patriotic upright boy they knew?

Since he came to the free country, this guy has been arrogant to the air, and he has inherited the attributes of Kang Hui, his boss, to the full.

When did you open this style again?

However, CCTV was originally a platform for CCTV's main broadcast to fly itself, so it is not surprising that such a performance.

And compared to Maozi's merciless anger.

Li Mubai's rant about a fool is more in line with the true state of mind of the Chinese people.

As if he could feel the laughter in front of the camera, Li Mubai raised his hand and explained, "I mean! It's not the original words, but the meaning is exactly that."

"Ha ha ha ha!!"

The audience laughed again and shouted that the official Tucao was the deadliest.

Li Mubai kept saying: "In the past few years, Greta has taken action personally, not to buy new clothes, to be vegetarian, and to persuade her parents to be vegetarian and not fly.

She warned her parents: You are stealing my future.

This sentence also appeared in her speech today, and everyone saw that it was very effective.