Entertainment: Start with the Host Contest

Chen Enming looked at Xiao Sa and said solemnly, "This is what I carefully prepared for you."

"Please stop talking, Master Chen, don't prepare anything for me carefully!"

“Goose goose goose~~~”

The special effects were so irritating that Sa Baining 'collapsed' and said, "Master Chen, your meticulousness has touched me very much, and I am speechless."

“Goose goose goose~~~”

Li Mubai laughed again and let out a goose call.

The CCTV news host's office was also full of laughter at this moment.

Seeing this scene, Li Wenjing and the others who were on the morning shift all burst into laughter.

"Hahaha! Xiao Sa is really miserable!"

Ouyang Xiadan held her cheeks with both hands, and her cheeks hurt when she laughed.

"Oh, I'm dying of laughter..."

Li Meng also burst into tears with a smile, wiped her tears and said, "Did Xiao Sa really collapse? This special effect really fits the scene!"

Li Wenjing shook her head, and finally stopped laughing and joking: "Mu Bai usually has bad luck, why is his luck so good today?

But so offended Xiao Sa!

Tsk tsk tsk, when Xiao Ni's wedding, his best man hasn't been killed yet? "

Thinking of that funny scene, Haixia couldn't help smiling and said:

"Based on what I know about Xiao Sa, Mu Bai must be miserable!"

Hearing this, several people laughed happily.

Li Wenjing said hehe: "Their men are making trouble with the best man, and we are making trouble with the bridesmaids. This time, Mubai and Sisi must be invited three times in a row."

"How come three meals are enough? Five meals."

"Then everyone, hurry up and disperse your brain nerves and think of some interesting tricks...".

Chapter 283

Crab Palace, big private room.

After being seated again, Sa Baining held the orange crab in his hand, and his face was full of tears.

"Master Chen, is this a crab? Or a shrimp?"

Although variety shows pay attention to a play.

The worse the MC is, the more attention it gets when it is broadcast.

But watching the youngest eat one big meal after another, my brother can only eat children's snacks...

It is also speechless!

"It's called vegetarian crab."

Li Mubai fell into the pit with a smile, which made Li Wenjing and the others laugh again and again.

While talking, I raised my phone and took a picture and sent it over——

After a while, Yue Yunpeng replied with a voice:

"Xiaobai, try to post another one, and I'll quit the group" (broken voice)

"Too thick and thin, pull black"

"plus one"

"You two wait for me, there will always be time to catch you."

Listening to the bubbling voices in the group chat, Li Mubai laughed and laughed non-stop~~

After listening to it for a while, I saw that no one sent it again.

Putting down the phone, he gloated: "Hahaha, they have to quit the group chat!"

Sa Baining answered the question.

Holding the orange crab, he said with doubts about life: "Is this ratio wrong?"

Master Chen does not answer questions outside the script.

Turning his head to look at Li Mubai, he smiled and said, "This is carefully selected for you by our Taihu Lake Breeding Base. These are eight pieces of crabs. We have a dedicated person for the demolition service."

"Can you stop talking?"

Sa Baining glared at Chen Enming 'depressed', looked at Li Mubai and said:

"Aren't you writing a copy for some food documentaries recently?

Come, give my brother a feeling of looking at plums to quench thirst and drawing cakes to satisfy hunger! "

Li Mubai smiled and explained, "It's 'China on the Tip of the Tongue'."

Sa Baining waved his hand, and said in a sullen mood: "Come on~~ Let me and Shi have dinner."

"Okay!"

With a bright smile, Li Mubai thought about it, and said in a muddled voice:

"The magic capital Huangpu, the warm monsoon blowing from the Pacific Ocean, Xiao Sa is growing like crazy, and it's the host's busiest season - the challenge season.

The large amount of carbohydrates brought by breakfast can maintain the sucrose ' ' necessary for the body after a hard work. "

"What the hell?"

Sa Baining broke his voice, and pretended to fight, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "You kid, tell me clearly, what does it mean that Xiao Sa is growing like crazy?"

"It doesn't make any sense, this is the copy I wrote~~"

Li Mubai leaned back to avoid it, sat up straight and explained with a smile, "It's just that I changed a few words."

Rolling his eyes, Sa Baining urged sadly, "Tell me about something farther away, so that I can eat it!"

"Emmm... the sad Xiaosa also wants to reward herself.

Because the more precious the delicacy is, the more ordinary it looks on the outside.

And after a hard morning, at this time, tasting delicious food, that kind of whole-hearted happiness has never been... puchi~~"

He clasped his fists with both hands, holding back a smile in Sa Baining's resentful expression: "I think again, I think again...

The ultimate food is reserved only for the most industrious people. "

"In the law of eating, simple flavor is the most important thing."

"One porridge and one meal are hard to come by, and one drink and one peck are full of bitterness and sweetness."

"..."

Li Mubai's words were full of ridicule of Sa Baining, which made the audience laugh non-stop.

However, the rather artistic copywriting has also attracted the curiosity of some fans.

As one of the three best actors of CCTV.

Li Mubai is not only talented, but his voice is well-known throughout the country.

Hearing that he not only writes for the documentary, but also acts as a narrator, how could fans not expect it?

While talking and laughing, the waiter has already disassembled the Taihu Lake hairy crabs.

"Come on, give you a crab leg to eat."

Holding a spoonful of fragrant crab meat, Li Mubai stood up, raised his hand and handed it over.

"I do not want."

Sa Baining shook his head like a rattle, with a very stern expression.

"Really not?"

"No."

"Don't forget it."

As soon as he finished speaking, Sa Baining grabbed his hand, ate the crab meat into his mouth like lightning, and finally said, "It's really fragrant."

The barrage was immediately amused and laughed out loud, bursting out the words 'Iron Bone, Sa Baining'.

Li Mubai laughed in anticipation and shook his head, raised his hand and handed over another crab leg.

Sa Baining's team director hurriedly stopped: "You can't violate the rules, you must be responsible for your own choices."

"Then love can't help!"

Shrugging, Li Mubai laughed and ate the crab legs.

Sa Baining glared at the director of the group, slumped on the chair regretfully, and sighed: "At this time, the most suitable music for me is Erhu!"

After all, he hummed like he was pulling an erhu~~~

Not to mention, Sa Baining is quite talented in this regard.

The imitation is so delicate and beautiful that it really sounds like the sound of a low-quality erhu.

Li Mubai smiled and chewed the crab meat, shook his head and said, "¨ˇThere are people who are good at mouth tricks in Beijing."

Sa Baining responded quickly, and immediately put on his upper body, winked and said, "From now on, the king will not go to court early."

"Hahaha~~~"

After laughing a few times, Li Mubai coughed and swallowed the crab meat, jokingly said, "Mr. Xiao Sa, don't confuse it, this is not a net comprehensive!"

In his previous life, although he hadn't seen a full episode of The Old Hen.

But also know why the old hen has bad luck?

In my mind, I still clearly remember every word in the news article he had read;

In the second issue, Ruan Hetian and Hua Shao mainly played funny cards.