Stop screaming, go away! !
As a CCTV anchor, Li Mubai couldn't be affected at all on the surface, even though the emoticon pack of "laughing and crying" was filled with thousands of messages.
Looking at the camera, he broadcasted seriously: "As you can see from the video, the shops on both sides of the fecal suction truck have been recruited one after another, and the grocery stores that opened their doors to do business were sprayed so that they couldn't even see the signboard."
In the small window is the shooting scene at that time——
The foul-smelling screen full of 'Golden Armor' looked really hilarious.
And even more intriguing is:
The cat meowing never stopped.
meow~ meow~
Mud play Kai~~
Speechless in his heart, Li Mubai said with a serious face: "What's even worse is that many pedestrians who were walking at that time were sprayed all over their bodies, standing on the side at a loss, looking very helpless."
In the small window screen in the upper right corner, you can clearly see more than a dozen 'Golden Armor'.
There are not a few people who vomit fragrance and bend over and retching!
Seeing this scene of the immortal daoist, everyone laughed unkindly.
What's more, the melodious cat's milk meow has been dubbed non-stop.
meow~ meow~
You are full, so stop calling!
Li Mubai roared inwardly, and kept saying on his face: "There are a few lucky ones who were not sprayed, and they all quickly pinch their noses and trot away."
meow~~
"¨ˇ Many netizens sighed because of this: Little friends should cherish their lives and stay away from fecal suction trucks when they go out!"
During the broadcast, Li Mubai felt that Jack was lying at his feet.
The two small fronts were placed on his trousers, and the meow meow meow milk kept barking.
Not daring to move, Li Mubai made the final touch: "The cause of the accident is still under investigation, and we will report the details in a later program."
"Cut No. 2 machine."
The director's voice fell, and the live broadcast was aimed at Ouyang Xiadan.
"For more news to come, let's look at a set of newsletters."
"Cut to the video tidbits..."
"Come on up and drive the damn cat away!"
Under the order of the director, the cat-catcher team composed of two people rushed to the anchor station.
Jack is very clever, and ran away the moment he felt the 'hostility', and ran out of the No1 live broadcast room with a meow meow.
woo~~
Li Mubai breathed a sigh of relief.
On the live broadcast channel of CCTV (Nuo Lihao), netizens were laughing like crazy at this moment——
"I bet this cat is on fire!"
"Meow star agents mixed into China's largest news media and issued instructions to invade the earth to the world's cats [doge]"
"Hahaha..."Meow 30 Minutes" to"
"Shen Te Meow's Meow Smell is 30 points, it's so beautiful!
"How long has this studio been cleaned? It's got cats [smiles]"
"I said that there seemed to be meowing on the TV. My father and my brother said in unison. How could there be cats in the CCTV studio."
"The Origin Eater is on the show, it's hard for Li Mubai not to be popular!"
"Haha, I laughed so hard, why didn't Li Mubai and Ouyang Xiadan laugh?"
"Li Mubai: We are professionally trained, we won't laugh unless we can't help [doge]"
"This golden armor news is matched with this cat's meow, Li Mubai, do you want to laugh at me to death, so that you can inherit my property?"
"...".
Chapter 324
News Channel, "News 30".
Ouyang Xiadan: "Thank you for watching today's "News 30"."
Li Mubai: "For more information, you can also follow the download address of CCTV News Mobile Network, and you can search for CCTV journalists."
The classic soundtrack plays.
The lens slowly zooms out.
After thirty minutes, the news of this period came to an end.
During the actions of Li Mubai and Ouyang Xiadan to pack up the press release, the live broadcast screen switched to the advertising time.
The audience who are still enjoying the discussion do not know.
The two were talking to each other in low voices at this time—
"Mu Bai, the gray one, your cat?"
"Yes, I was locked in the office, I don't know why I ran out?"
"Uh...I'm so sorry!"
"Did you drive?"
"I went to find you, and when I saw you weren't there, I hurriedly forgot to close your office door."
"...!!"
"It's my fault, Mu Bai, I'll go to Kang Shuai to take the initiative to admit my mistake, and I hope it can be salvaged."
"Xia Dan, don't worry, I can't blame you for this, and you don't know that I brought the cat to work."
As he spoke, he took out the carbon pen and signed his own 953 on the press release.
Dacheng handed them over in a pile, and said softly, "You help me hand in the press release to the archives, my first task is to find that guy first!"
"Ok!"
And then this search is a whole afternoon...
Eight o'clock in the evening, station B.
10 fans + UP master - "Xu Cai Kan Entertainment"
"Welcome to Xiucaikan Entertainment, I am Zhao Calli who propped up this show with his looks."
"I'm Feng Meng beast, who has been heartbroken for the entertainment industry."
Zhao Calle: "The CCTV news channel has a saucy purple image in everyone's mind: a formal suit, serious make-up, and honest reporting of news.
But today, the image of CCTV has changed!
Because in the live broadcast of CCTV news, the cat's meow appeared in several programs one after another.
The lively and funny cat calls broke their integrity and looked extra cute. Maybe this is the contrasting cuteness in the legend. "
Feng called the beast: "So there is a situation in which 5000 million people are online" as the title says, "cloud sucking cats, specializing in CCTV live broadcast rooms, resulting in a skyrocketing CCTV ratings. "
I saw two beasts explain this hot topic.
The barrage suddenly became lively—
"The cat smells the world, the news is in the cat room, the cat is 30 points, the cat is shared, and the news is white + cat"
"Today's Yangba is very close to life and very down-to-earth."
"It's been checked, it's the stray cats in the CCTV compound, there are dozens of them!"
"Let's learn to meow together and meow meow meow together (baby teeth)"
"I hope CCTV leaders don't amplify this matter, it increases the temperature of the news, very loving!"
"As a cat slave, it is very responsible to say that the cat was frightened."
"..."
The barrage kept floating by.
The comments of the two beasts did not stop.
Feng Meng: "The background sound of cat meowing appeared in many columns such as "News 30 Points" and "News 1+1", and the keyword "CCTV cat meow" was once on Weibo's hot search.
This phenomenon has aroused the attention of many people.
The number of topic views on Weibo has reached 1.8 so far, and [*] people have participated in the discussion.
Some netizens also turned into jokers and changed the program name to "Cat Wen World", "Meow Wen 30 Points" and so on. "
Zhao called the beast and shook the folding fan: "In addition to the loud meow, this cat is also very durable.
Its meow ran through the news programs all afternoon, successfully turning the news channel's program into its own program, and people all over the country listened to the cat meowing online! "
Feng Calli: "But the hosts were not affected at all, they were calm and calm, which also impressed the audience very much."
Turning his head to look at his partner, he gave a thumbs up and said, "Dedicated and serious, you don't need to worry about the two beasts at all!"
The barrage kept swiping the words "CCTV anchor Niubi", "It's not that we don't want to laugh, unless we can't help it" and so on...
Zhao called the beast nodded: "After the video was hotly searched, many people thought it was a cat raised by the CCTV staff, but it was actually a stray cat walking into the live broadcast room.
A Weibo-certified blogger @liaoyuanyuaner posted a self-proclaimed: I asked my friends from CCTV and bluntly solved the case, followed by a super warm story. "
Feng Calle: "It is said that CCTV staff have been feeding stray cats in the yard..."
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There is a lot of discussion on the Internet.
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