Entertainment: Start with the Host Contest

The audience laughed wildly. Li Mubai's voice was magical. At this moment, it was like a national football commentator possessed. He roared: "The goal is scored... I made history. I defeated a team alone, and the Huaxia team qualified!"

Ha ha ha ha! !

Recovering his frenzied appearance in the boiling laughter, Li Mubai continued: "In the mid-term symptoms, I thought I was Bruce Lee, Huo Yuanjia, Huang Feihong, and Ye Wen!

ahh~~

O Warda! !

Singled out Tyson, da da da da, Ollie! ! "

After this magical performance came to an end, the audience was really about to laugh and twitch, and even many girls laughed that they might be fake boys.

At this time, the soundtrack sounded the ambulance siren, and Li Mubai talked about advanced symptoms.

The BGM switched to the familiar classic background music of the Women's Federation, and Li Mubai spread his hands in an awkward tone.

"With all due respect, I used to be naive to think that I was sent to Earth to save the world, just like the protagonist of the anime.

After so many years, I still haven't received a task to stimulate my super power! "

With a regretful sigh, Li Mubai put his hand on his forehead and said, "Oh... I'm really in such a hard time, who will pour me a cappuccino?"

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Chapter 61. The same world, the same father

"I invite you."

"My sister invites you to drink cappuccino for the rest of your life."

"Li Mubai, I want to have a monkey with you!"

"..."

Hearing Li Mubai's last pretended low request, many female audience members at the scene responded loudly in unison.

To be honest, regardless of talent or looks, they are all very happy to invite Li Mubai to drink a cappuccino.

Li Mubai shrugged, changed the subject and smiled: "When playing computer games, the kind of boredom of boys can make developers explode in place!"

When the words fell, facing the expectant audience, they counted again with their fingers broken:

"To give you some examples of the most popular games, such as "Red Alert", boys like to use their own rockets to bomb their infantry."

Hearing this game, many audiences born in the 80s and 90s miss it.

Thinking that they have indeed done such a sand sculpture, or done more sand sculpture things such as "letting a dog bite a dog", "hitting a monkey", and "hitting a crocodile", all of them laughed with joy.

Li Mubai kept giving examples: "Rogue... I want to stand on someone else's car, I stand on the train, eh, can't get rid of me!"

"Ha ha ha ha!!!"

"GTA is so real, I often do it when I play GTA5"

"I did too, hahaha"

"Rogue this hit me too much!"

The audience for the game "Grand Theft Auto" was larger than that of "Red Alert", so the laughter was more lively.

Li Mubai made persistent efforts, took out the game "PUBG Mobile" as an example, and said in a magical voice: "Jedi Survival, the devil's footsteps are jumping in front of you.

Or a group of old men in short skirts ran around the map, and when they encountered a single person, they asked you what did the second battalion commander pull out when Li Yunlong hit Ping'an County?

Or a group of people squatting around one person to fight, forcing the person to carry 'Gou Li's country is dead, how can it be avoided because of misfortune and good fortune'! "

This can no longer be said to be a memory, this is what countless people are going through.

Many game fans and viewers couldn't help but add below, and the female viewers rolled their eyes when they heard it.

At this time, an impatient and beautiful female audience shouted "Ten thousand people's blood book for girls version", which won the applause of all girls including Di Li Reba.

In fact, even Yang Mi is curious, wondering what a girl looks like in Li Mubai's eyes?

I'm afraid I can't finish it in ten minutes!

If a boy has a child in his heart, then a girl is a bear child specifically.

Recalling the past, Yang Mi quickly broke the tragedy!

Li Mubai was not affected and continued his performance——

"Sometimes I feel that boys will never grow up. The gifts that boys want when they are young, when they grow up..."

According to the previous routine, even Di Li Reba understands the answer.

Li Mubai smiled and said, "So, girls never have to worry about what to give boys?"

After that, Fan Er pretended to be a cold goddess and said: "Hey! The mecha master we bought together for you, take it and take it..."

A look of gratitude and happiness said: "Thank you female bodhisattva!!!"

This scene is very comedic, but it is also super real. Many girls who have seen the male ticket laugh like a fool laughed.

"Then here comes the question, my girlfriend left a message, my husband asked me to allocate some money to him, buy a gift for the child, and said that he wanted to cultivate the child's interest...

Then, bought a RC racing car!

So does he buy it for his children, or for himself?

Are you sure your child likes it?

The child may not know how to operate it, right? "

After asking these questions, Li Mubai had a devilish smile on his face, and winked with a portly accent, "A certain level is fine! Then let Dad study it first, and then teach you how?"

As soon as they finished speaking, Zhang Wei and Li Dan, who were quick to respond, stood up and asked similar questions in unison.

"Who did you just say to do research?"

"Who to study?"

The audience burst into laughter, and the voices of "It's my dad", "This is my dad", and "One world, one dad" are endless.

Naturally, Li Mubai wouldn't be fooled. He gave Zhang Wei and Li Dan a blank look, resumed his calm CCTV accent, and explained it in a serious manner.

"This performance is purely for entertainment. It is just to take stock of some interesting differences in regional cultural habits. It is by no means a generalization. I hope everyone will laugh at it. Thank you!"

After all, the gentleman bowed fully.

Such a wonderful performance, the audience naturally applauded.

The audience of more than [*] lively applauded, and finally understood why Li Mubai became popular overnight.

This is so crooked, but serious and cool, isn't it just a copy of Sa Baining!

Although Li Mubai has not yet reached Sa Baining's ease of humor, compared to the current [*]% young host, he is much stronger!

Bathed in thunderous applause, Li Mubai, who stood up straight, pressed his hand to signal everyone to calm down.

The audience lined up for him very much, and after a few seconds, only applause remained.

With a slight smile, Li Mubai said gratefully: "Thank you everyone, at the end of the performance, I have something in my heart that I want to say about "Everyday Upwards" that I once loved."

The audience is curious, the word used to be very connotative!

Yang Mi and Di Lireba also held their cheeks and waited, expecting Li Mubai to speak refreshing words.

The performance just now won't make them love them from the bottom of their hearts, but they will never hate Li Mubai. They all know that he is a great talent.

Such a talent, and also a talent of the central tyrant, is very worthwhile to have a good relationship with!

Li Mubai didn't know that there were three big stars sitting under the stage. At this moment, his voice was very emotional and sincere.

"Why am I talking about the sand sculptures of these boys today, because this is the pure happiness of our boys.

Once, watching "Everyday Upward" was also my very pure happiness.

I simply like "Tiantian Upwards", and I simply like Tiantian Brothers. Even today, the song "Sunflower" still lingers in my mind. "

Wang Han looked a little stunned, Li Mubai's words reminded him a lot!

At that time, "Everyday Upward" became a phenomenon, and it was either the number one or the number two in viewership every week, with hundreds of millions of viewers.

Their Tiantian brothers are also known as the host of the Tiantuan, and they have been favored by fans one after another, and have won word-of-mouth recognition one after another.

Now, countless old fans have left, and the reputation of the show is getting worse, making him the host and producer full of helplessness!

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Chapter 62. The world has its own routines

"Now that we have grown up, those sand sculptures are getting further and further away from us, just as the "Tiantian Shang" in memory is getting further and further away from us!"

With a handsome smile, Li Mubai turned his head.

He smiled and looked at the helpless Wang Han, and said, "Brother Han, I know that the Tiantian brothers can't get together again for various reasons, so I can't blame you.

But if there is a chance to get together again, please fulfill this long-cherished wish of our old fans, okay?

Seven people standing in a row, wearing white shirts, returning to the original intention, let us grow up children laugh again, okay? "

What Li Mubai said was sincere and sincere, and the audience applauded desperately as well.

As loyal fans who have come to the scene to support so far, they are unswervingly in love with "Everyday Upward", and they also miss the beauty of the past.

"Yes, definitely!"

Even though Wang Han, who had known the script for a long time, knew this sentence in advance, he still felt throbbing and embarrassing himself at the moment.

On the side, the fat uncle Qian Feng cried even more like a child, choking with red eyes and recalling the good old days.

At that time, he was like a jade in Moshang, the son of Zhuo Shijia, known as the most handsome host in China, and responsible for his good looks every day.

Now, he is fat and oily at the same time, impressed by the delicious food, and he will never return to the era when his body and memory were beautiful!

At this time, everyone was very moved, but Da Zhang Wei and Wang Yibo were a little embarrassed.

Because Li Mubai's beautiful "memories" do not have them, they are the evil guests who occupy the magpie's nest in the eyes of old loyal fans.

But it doesn't matter.

The anniversary celebration of "Tiantian Shang" originally had the idea of ​​gathering the older generation of Tiantian brothers, but Li Mubai just expressed his feelings in advance.

And the policy of the beast destined the older generation of Tiantian brothers to be unable to get together again, and buy the audience once to show how generous and good things are.