Entertainment: Start with the Host Contest

"First round, three two, two one, start"

Soon, Qiuya won the first round

Seeing him looking at him, Li Mubai explained, "You can choose, and you can choose your teammates among these people."

"Then..., who should I choose?"

Qiu Ya's hand temporomandibular pretended to be tangled, looking like she couldn't make a choice

Dong Li and the others tried their best to promote themselves, and Li Mubai said incredulously, "Do you still need to think about this?"

After all, he silently pointed at himself with his finger

With a bright smile on her face, Qiu Ya stepped towards him, and when she was approaching, she threw an olive branch at Zou Shiming and gave him a deliberate shake.

Finally, he did not forget to ask: "Can the teacher choose?"

"Yes, of course!"

Li Mubai nodded with a wry smile, feeling the dissatisfied eyes of his friends.

Looking at each other, Song Zuier said speechlessly: "It's already been decided, how can we play the boxing champion?"

"I'm willing to admit defeat, come, the second round begins"

Glancing at my friend, the rock-paper-scissors competition started again

This time, Song Zuoer won the victory and won the right to choose.

Then she pointed at Li Mubai without hesitation, making everyone laugh

With wide eyes, Li Mubai winced: "It's not that I don't want to be with you, I just want not to be with you. It's very simple.

Grabbing his arm, Song Zuier hummed and said with a smile: "No way, you thought such a sloppy way to cause me to lose, you come and fight me for the boxing champion"

She stared at her friend, as if she wanted to see if her conscience was aching or not, and finally got a cute grimace

Nodding painfully, Li Mubai covered his heart and said, "Okay, let's go ahead!"

In the third round of selection rights, Song Zuier won again after accumulating a lot of money, and at the suggestion of his friend, he chose Sun Yizhou, who even said he would not choose me.

After the selection, the red and blue teams are completely finalized

Putting on the gloves with the help of the staff, Li Mubai cheered: "The two groups of players have been born, are you ready?"

Looking directly at this guy, Sun Yizhou complained: "What am I ready, am I ready to be beaten?"

Song Zuer agreed: "Are they very good over there, a fencer, a boxer, and a chivalrous girl?"

Patting her shoulder with her right hand wearing a glove, Li Mubai smiled and comforted: "Don't be afraid, you didn't say that you also practice martial arts."

"I, I, I can brag"

Chapter 638: You Wet the Bed

"CCTV needs to update more and more programs like this. On the first day after the exam, I have been watching the host competition and laughing at your life."

"Goose goddess, what?"

"Did CCTV choose female guests based on my aesthetic point of view! For Nazha's attention to the show, I also saw Zu Ge and Wang Zhi! Both are my favorite faces!"

"CCTV's variety show chicken soup will never make me feel tired, and the laughs are really funny."

"Confession to CCTV! Confess Mubai! Love"

"After a few episodes, the more I do it, the better it gets."

""

The barrage is boiling like fire, and the words are overflowing with praise.

The recording scene,,,faced with the complaints of Zu Ge and Lv Xiaobu, the program director spoke for the first time in front of the camera

"Mr. Zou, our program team actually set a limit for you"

Wang Zhi and the others couldn't help looking at each other, while Song Zuer cheered.

With a high-five, Sun Yizhou asked, "What restrictions?"

"Well, I think I'll make it up"

Raising his right hand, Li Mubai said cheerfully: "That is, he can't punch, can't dodge, can't defend, can't move his feet, he can only stand in place."

Hearing the sound, a generation of boxing champions also lived, and said: "Then we can only be beaten, and we can only find the ground to sew!"

Dong Li was 'not angry' and said to the side: "As you said, it's better to put a sandbag directly for you to fight."

Wang Zhi: "Mu Bai, you are too bad!"

Hahaha with his hands on his hips with a devilish smile, Li Mubai's gaze turned to the interrupted director

"Teacher Zou Shiming can only defend, not attack"

"Then how did he score"

"No points, no points, no points"

"Oh, we'll give out points in this round, right!"

A few people suddenly realized that the boxing champion is actually a pit. The setting made him change from a steady win to a steady loss. This is very dramatic.

Li Mubai, who had already determined a 'stable win', was overjoyed and asked in a warlike tone, "By the way, where is the effective strike?"

After all, I punched a few times with the concave shape, but it was also a tiger.

"The places where hits are allowed and can be scored are the head and face, neck, cavities, ribs, and lower abdomen"

After reading the boxing rules according to the script, Zou Shiming concluded: "To sum up, the points above the belt on the short belt can be scored, and the area below the belt is forbidden.

such as double crotch, knee and crotch

Also, don't hit the back of the head and the spine."

After speaking in detail, Li Mubai thought of boxing champion Tyson and asked curiously, "Can you bite your ears?"

"no"

Zou Shiming's voice was very long, and his face couldn't help but smile, obviously he knew the source of this stalk.

Dong Li was born as an athlete, lol laughing

Song Zuer and Qiu Ya were quite puzzled and lacked sufficient understanding of Nige.

With a smile, Sun Yizhou suggested: "Can we improve it again, add another rule to your rule, can we not slap our face at all? After all, we all rely on our face to eat!"

Several people laughed, and Li Mubai said with contempt: "You have such a big face, what is there to be afraid of, what is there to be afraid of?"

"Don't be afraid, we will wear professional protective gear"

He smiled to reassure several people, and after receiving a reminder from the director team, Zou Shiming controlled the field and said: "Before the two sides fight, everyone should look into each other's eyes, and even say a cruel word.

Alright, let's choose your players."

After a shoulder-to-shoulder discussion, the first players of the red and blue teams walked together and walked towards the middle of the ring.

Contrary to the expectations of the audience and Zou Shiming and the others, the first player of the Zu Goose team was Li Mubai.

And their Qiuya team, the first player they sent was Dong Li

"Mu Bai, don't you want to fight the boxing champion?"

Looking at Qiu Ya, who was full of missteps, Li Mubai shrugged and said, "Since we can eat, sleep, and fight the boxing champion, we, the strongest fighting force, naturally want to maximize the benefits!"

This kind of virtue and slap in the face are so maddeningly worthless, Qiu Ya wanted to say 'shameless, but she finally endured it.

Zou Shiming held back his laugh and acted as a referee dutifully and said: "Look at each other and speak harshly"

Standing face to face, Li Mubai looked up at Dong Li, who was about [*] meters tall, and snorted: "Oh, boy, you are quite tall!"

The words of envy, jealousy and hate, the provocative expression, and the double blessing directly made Dong Li laugh

Not to mention the audience, the barrage is full of 'haha' and 'cute'

After slightly pulling the distance between the two, Zou Shiming said earnestly: "The two fists hitting each other lightly is not a real fight, hey, don't do it yet, you haven't called to start yet.

Now it's just eyes and eyes, don't move your hands and feet!"

After the two of them stared at each other with bright eyes, they stopped making a move, looked at Li Mubai and said softly, "What is your testimonial?"

After thinking for a moment, Li Mubai said in a muddled voice: "Do you remember when you were in kindergarten? The teacher said to the children: Whoever urinates on the kang will be fined three yuan for the first time, five yuan for the second time, and ten yuan for the third time.

At this time, I saw you stand up and say loudly: "Teacher, how much is the monthly subscription?"

Hahaha, Song Zuer and the others burst out laughing, and the audience also laughed madly

Dong Lijae...he couldn't hold back his head and collapsed, looked at Zou Shiming and complained: "The referee fouled him, he slandered people, this is obviously his deeds"

Finally, unable to hold back his laughter, Zou Shiming patted Li Mubai's shoulder and said, "Such harsh words are too unreasonable, let's make it better."

"Upscale"

After muttering, Li Mubai kept staring at Dong Li and said, "Believe it or not, I slap you against the wall with a slap, and I won't be able to dig it out."

With a disdainful smile, Dong Li clenched his fist and said "coldly", "Dong Li said, today I'm going to beat you into a silly white sweet."

Returning a disdainful smile, Li Mubai bumped into him with his fist and confronted each other: "The fool stole the beggar's purse, and the blind man saw it, and the dumb roared, startling the deaf man, the hump came out, and the lame man flew out. He kicked up, Mazi said, "It's okay to look at my face."

The madman said: that is, one must be sensible"

The last "sanity"

The word bite is very heavy, so that everyone present can understand the meaning

On the fight against the dragon, Dong Li, a retired athlete, is the opponent of the country. Seeing this, he can only respond with a 'coveted eye'

However, Li Mubai kept gushing: "Look at my eyes, open your eyes, and keep your eyes open."

After saying that, his head rushed forward, making Dong Li laugh.

The barrage was also filled with 'hahaha', and the atmosphere suddenly became warmer

After applauding, Zou Shiming said loudly: "Okay, the first round starts now, the two players wear props"

When the words fell, Song Zuer ran up holding the hood, and said crisply: "This point must be won, Mu Bai, you are the best"

Sun Yizhou, who followed closely behind, took his arm and pulled back: "Come on, sit on the chair, I will loosen your muscles and bones"