That time we played basketball, we were taught to be human, the one who was hit... staggered

Dapeng also told us that sports, especially the three major balls, are stepped down, ordinary people, amateurs, professionals, yellow people, white people, black people

It is really commendable that we can produce a Yao Huo!"

"indeed"

"So with Dong Li, you've done your best."

With a laugh, Li Mubai took a bite of the dish and swallowed it, sighing: "I used to say that I used all my strength, and with retired professional athletes, I finally know what it means to use all my strength.

Paralyzed!"

Song Zuier nodded his head, and agreed with it: "Look at the end, the three of us are all slumped on the chair."

"Actually, this is not your limit."

The five pairs of eyes looked at the boxing champion who spoke earnestly and listened with contempt, and all of them had expressions on their faces, "Brother, you are serious."

"When the two meet, we will say that the brave wins, and the two wisdom meet, and the benevolent wins. We must do this, the one who dares to directly intercept every punch with his body."

Gesturing with both hands, Zou Shiming said in a sincere voice: "So, in this way, his life will be stepped up step by step."

Looking at the boxing champion who was pouring chicken soup, Li Mubai felt uncomfortable

This should obviously be his job, right! Feilu reminds you: three things to read, collect, recommend,

Chapter 643: Even the famous scene

After three dishes and five flavors of tea, the atmosphere at the dinner table becomes: more and more relaxed

In order to maintain their shape, Song Zuer and Qiu Ya's two daughters ended their meal early and played with a camera together.

This is a tablet made by Huawei. It is a perspective in the live broadcast, and it is also a barrage display for the guests to observe the audience and discuss the wind direction.

Silently fiddling, the two sisters made grimace for a few consecutive shots, and they looked so cute and funny

Squinting and closing his eyes, Song Zuer slowly turned his head and moved away from the middle position.

Qiuya followed suit and slowly turned her head.

Their movements made Li Mubai, who is in the middle behind him, included in the camera, talking to Sun Yizhou while drinking hot porridge.

Qiuya raised her finger and pulled up Li Mubai's arm on the screen.

What is hilarious is that the other party just held up the spoon and put it into the mouth, but it looked like a marionette being controlled by Qiuya.

This scene is quite funny, the two girls looked at each other and almost laughed out loud

Song Zuier thought it was interesting, and he also raised a jade finger at the camera, and made a misplaced gesture to reach Li Mubai's nostril on the screen, and buttoned it in a wicked way.

Then, an even more hilarious scene happened. Li Mubai couldn't help covering the cricket with his hands and sneezed after seeing the Zu goose button, and immediately took out a napkin and wiped it.

This scene is even more funny, the two women laughed directly

Because of the close relationship with Li Mubai, Song Zuer even laughed and twitched, his face flushed red, and he made a 'humming' pig cry while covering the cricket with difficulty.

Qiu Ya couldn't hold it back at all, but when she heard the laughter, she leaned back and forth, holding her stomach and her eyes overflowed with tears.

"what's the matter"

"What a joy to be so funny"

Although the two of them tried hard to hold back their laughter, the sound of the humming pig was not small at all, and it quickly caught everyone's attention.

Li Mubai also looked up suspiciously, subconsciously feeling that something might not be right

Looking at each other across the camera, Song Zuer laughed even more happily, and couldn't help but let out the humming pig sound again.

Li Mubai became more and more puzzled and asked, "What are you laughing at?"

Shaking his hands, the two girls who turned their backs on him were unable to answer.

If someone asks if it's okay, but the 'drama protagonist' has a confused look on his face, and the contrast makes the laugh more funny.

"It doesn't make sense"

Thinking of his friend's urination, Li Mubai could already conclude that they were laughing at him, and said angrily: "You are clearly laughing at me, and you haven't stopped."

"cluck"

After the famous scene was broadcast live, the audience watching the live broadcast laughed miserably

"You two are witches, why don't you go to school at Hogwarts?"

"I thought it was another picture of a dog being tricked in and slaughtered, but it turned out to be a wonderful picture of making the dog laugh."

"Hahaha Zuo's pig's cry is bright, and the pig's purr is heard"

"This is the root of all evil that makes pigs cry"

"The Force's nose picks, it's wonderful to attack as a substitute"

"Li Mubai: Are you scolding me?"

"There is a script, how can it be so coincidental"

"When things go wrong, quantum mechanics is right and funny"

""

The barrage was buzzing, and the screen was bursting densely.

The live broadcast room, which was just calmed down because of love, became again boiling because of the famous scene created by Song Zuer.

At the same time, at the recording site, Li Mubai and the others also knew about the scene that just happened.

Haha laughed for a while, and finally stared at the grand goose who kept laughing, and hummed, "Do you have anything to talk to me about?"

With a strange expression on his face, Song Zuier said with a black question mark face: "What do I have to talk about with you?"

With his arms folded, Li Mubai suddenly said, "It seems that you don't want to talk anymore!"

Suddenly startled when he thought of something, Song Zuier slapped the table and said fiercely, "I've wanted to talk to you for a long time."

With a proud smile, Li Mubai listened attentively, "Then what do you want to talk about?"

With a disdainful smile, Song Zuer asked back, "Don't you know what I want to talk about?"

With a speechless expression on his face, Li Mubai rolled his eyes back: "How do I know what you want to talk about?"

Leaning forward, Song Zuier said with bright eyes, "Didn't you talk to me first?"

"Ok, let's talk"

"talk"

The voice fell, and the two stared at each other across the dining table, but neither of them would speak first, as if whoever spoke first would admit defeat

As for the others, there is only one left to look at each other

After a brief silence, Dong Li cried out with his head in his hands, and the other guests also had goosebumps.

The cloud editing video production island is once again brilliant, and a white cloud with a tail is created above everyone's head, and the famous scene of the groundhog screaming is played in it.

"God! I actually understand!"

"This passage fully interprets the breadth and depth of Chinese culture, and the word 'talk' fully reflects the mental journey of the two people."

Zou Shiming praised, Qiu Ya could not laugh or cry: "Is this a tenth-level Chinese god-level dialogue?"

After speaking, he asked: "So, what do you want to talk about?"

Of course, when the ancestor goose was embarrassed, I was holding the handle. Her fierce appearance is actually stern and restrained.

He murmured in his heart, shook his head and laughed: "Just what they did just now reminds me of the class in college.

There is always a mother Tyrannosaurus rex gathering together, secretly using this method to look at a handsome boy like me"

"Hey! Where are you so handsome?"

With a crisp reply, Song Zuier said with a sigh of relief: "It's you ugly bastards who secretly look at our beauties, right?"

Stunned for a while, Qiu Ya nodded with a sigh, resolutely standing on the same front as Zu Goose

The way she laughed just now was also inelegant, and the barrage often ridiculed them as 'female idiots', but they can't be beaten by Li Mubai! The words of the belly slander fell. Thinking of the funny scene just now, Song Zuer couldn't help but laugh. He said, "Mu Bai, why are you sneezing?"

"How did I know"

Staring at the two girls with smiling cheeks, Li Mubai was powerless to complain: "If this is a story, in the end, little brother, I won a scholarship for studying hard, but you two who don't listen to lectures in class.

Haha, because I didn’t listen to lectures in class, I was repeated and finally expelled because I didn’t pass many courses.”

"Haha Mu Bai, you are a ruthless person!!!!"

Dong Li laughed and broke the news: "Zuer is still there: go to college, isn't your curse too cruel?"

Song Zuier nodded and stared at his friend.

Applauding, Sun Yizhou gave a thumbs up and praised: "As expected of a great talent, is there any follow-up?"

After thinking for a while, Li Mubai continued with the resentful white eyes of the ancestors: "When you go to a place where the water is poor, when you sit and watch the clouds rise, you choose to live your life and try your best. Three thousand Vietnamese armor can swallow Wu. Of course, you can also choose to wear it. Gloves, fight hard! On the boxing ring in life, who is your rival? Join us, with the wisdom of detour and dodge, and the courage of punching, and go all out to fight for life.”

"Is it so arrogant, just open your mouth and come"

Chapter 644: Chicken soup is the right way

[Those who only hide in their own safety zone always win, the reason why they always win is because they have already surrendered their opponents

Or, they never fought

】 After Li Mubai's magnetic and low-pitched narration, the show is coming to an end, and the topic has reached the time when the chicken soup is the most fragrant.

Tonight, the boxing champion played super-level and said: "I don't know when it started, and the anti-chicken soup mourning culture became popular among young people.

In life, the most common sentence they hang on the side of the cricket is "you don't have to work hard, it's useless to work hard"

Recently, some people even take "waste"

Self-deprecating summary of myself in 201"

After speaking for a while, he looked at the camera and asked, "Is the dream really out of reach in the face of reality?"

In the barrage, many people say 'really', but very few agree with the other

Although "don't let the weight of life drag down your life"

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