Entertainment: Start with the Host Contest

With a sigh in his heart, Li Mubai asked, "Kang Shuai, what is the main observation during the one-week observation period?"

"Mainly observe your spoken language broadcasts, as well as several full simulation actual combat assessments that will not be broadcast live. The content is exactly the same as the live broadcast content."

After thinking about it for a while, he smiled and said, "Don't worry, Lao Xu is in charge of your assessment, it's just a passing scene."

Li Mubai was relieved for a moment, and he couldn't help sighing that his life was good, and a smile bloomed on Jun Yi's face.

Kang Hui's deep voice came over again: "Mu Bai, you should try your jokes and broadcast more during the assessment, and grasp the degree."

Li Mubai said hurriedly, "I only adapt the kind of joyful news for civil news, or all kinds of traditional festivals, Kang Shuai, don't worry!"

"Well, that's it, I still have to prepare the materials, and the rest will be discussed tomorrow!"

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"Okay, bye Kang Shuai."

Hanging up Kang Hui's phone, Li Mubai danced and lay back against the sofa, holding his head in his hands and looking at the ceiling, thinking.

"A week of probation??"

"Well, it seems that because of the early broadcast of "Seeing", the audience has a good response and a good reputation, so CCTV executives are worried, and the "Host Contest" dares to promote me to the top!"

"How can I refuse such a benefit, the more the better!"

While thinking about it, Li Muqing's crisp voice rang in his ears.

"Brother, why were you so happy just now?"

Turning his head to look, meeting his sister's curious eyes, Li Mubai raised his eyebrows and said, "Your brother, I've posted it, and I'm going to host the news channel program!"

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Li Muqing's bright eyes suddenly brightened, and Yu Yourong said: "Really, great, great, mom, dad, brother is going to be on the news~~"

With a shout, the man jumped to the ground barefoot and ran to the kitchen. When he came to the door, he turned around and looked at something.

"Put your slippers on!"

Li Mubai was speechless, raised his hand and threw the slippers on the ground.

In a hurry to catch it, Li Muqing said angrily: "Brother, did you read the eighth hot search? It's news about you, netizens are happy!"

Li Mubai blinked with some doubts, and was stunned by this sentence.

Haven't done anything funny lately?

"Everyday Upwards: Host Conference Special" contributed a funny talk show, but that was ten days ago.

What the hell is Le Fan?

After Li Muqing finished speaking, he ran into the kitchen and announced the good news to his parents. Not long after, the surprised voices of his parents came from the kitchen.

Li Mubai felt warm in his heart, and immediately lowered his head in doubt.

8: [Du Fu is very busy" angering Du Fu's descendants, worshiping Du Fu every day! 】

"Du Fu? Is it because of my "Fighting Man Du Fu: A Trumpet's Counterattack"? It should be inseparable!"

With a helpless smile, Li Mubai clicked in.

The page is refreshed, and the detailed content of this post is presented - [*].

Chapter 89. Du Fu is very busy (chapter 10, please complete order) T

October 2016, 10, Imperial Capital.

A man suddenly fell into a demon and seemed to be a demon. He claimed that Du Fu was in a dream. He had a high fever for many days, and he had nightmares every night.

His wife was on the verge of collapse, and she posted Weibo every night for help, attracting criticism from netizens.

【All plants and trees are soldiers】

[The descendants of Du Fu are amazed at the present]

All things can be traced back to the tenth issue of "Host Contest", Li Mubai's five-minute "Fighting Man Du Fu: A Trumpet's Counterattack".

Because this game became popular all over the Internet, Du Fu fever became popular on the Internet after Li Bai fever.

In addition to all kinds of jokes flying all over the sky, the omnipotent melon eaters also held a Chinese textbook graffiti picture activity with the theme of "Du Fu is very busy" on the Tianya Forum.

The illustration of the poem "Ascension" in the "Chinese" textbook for the second year of the People's Education Edition, with Du Fu sitting on his side.

However, after the spoof graffiti by netizens, Du Fu was reborn and his image changed drastically.

Du Fu began to be "busy" in the words of netizens: sometimes he became a steel warrior, sometimes he became Batman, sometimes he became a basketball master, and sometimes he became a fashionista listening to iPod...

It is said that in order to draw Du Fu, even the textbooks were sold out.

After "Du Fu is very busy" became popular on the Internet, cultural celebrities such as Xin Qiji and Li Bai were also "shot".

In the following days, a trend of "Du Fu is very busy" spread on the Internet.

The great poet Du Fu never imagined that when he was 1300 years old, he would become popular in a place called the Internet in later generations because of a young man named Li Mubai, and he would still appear in various poses.

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Seeing this, Li Mubai remembered the picture material of the previous life's language textbook being spoofed.

I remember that when I was visiting the post bar, a famous netizen posted less than 10 paintings in total, all of which were illustrations in the "Selected Readings of Tang and Song Poems" (optional) in the high school Soviet education edition.

It includes Li Bai's poetic painting "Drinking Alone under the Moon", Zhou Bangyan's "Su Mu Zhe", Liu Yong's portrait and Han Yu, Sima Qian and many other poets who were spoofed.

In the illustration of "Historical Records", Sima Qian put on a police cap on his half-bald head, his flowing robe was gone, he put on a police uniform, the book in his hand became a long gun, and he also wore a watch, hanging in front with bullets and a grenade on his waist.

Poet Liu Yong is also carrying a bazooka launcher, looking both funny and expressive, which makes people shout for talent.

"I laughed it off at that time, I never thought that I would become the real murderer behind the tea poison language textbook in this life!"

Li Mubai was speechless!

Of course, there is no unacceptable hypocrisy deep in his heart, but he still feels a little complacent.

It can trigger spontaneous spoof activities by netizens, which proves that he is becoming more and more popular, and his works are more and more popular with young people.

Such a good thing, what is there to be hypocritical?

Amidst the joy, out of the corner of his eyes, he saw the three parents walking out, and Li Mubai turned to look.

The mother said in surprise: "Son, are you really going to be on the news station?"

Dad: "Which show are you hosting?"

Li Mubai smiled warmly, sat up and said: "There is still a week of observation period, and I can't stand the flag yet. We will be happy when we are really sure."

Mom and Dad do not understand such a new vocabulary of flag, but it means that I understand it.

Dad nodded and said: "That's right, Mubai, you have to behave well this week, state-owned enterprises, there are too many changes that are easy to happen!"

It can be seen that Dad has had a painful experience!

If you think about it, you can also understand that a very literary Anjian was sent to the Xinyi side for [*] years.

If it wasn't for being bullied, how could he return to his hometown when he was old, and was arranged to retire in a place as leisurely as the Palace of Culture?

But my father was a blessing in disguise, and met such a beautiful woman as my mother in Ulumuqi!

His mind was surging, Li Mubai nodded and said, "I know, but don't worry, Dad, this time I was observed and reviewed by my immediate supervisor, who took good care of me."

"That's a good feeling!"

The mother laughed happily and suggested whether to invite Xu Qiang and Kang Hui to dinner.

Li Mubai tried to persuade him to persuade him, and his father also helped. To be honest, if a brick can be smashed out, a division-level emperor is easy to deal with.

Then, the work in the kitchen is all his...

Li Mubai was dumbfounded, and after watching the sweet dad walk into the kitchen, he turned his attention to the phone again.

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[Before the Du Fu craze that netizens were concerned about had not receded, a man in the imperial capital who claimed to be a descendant of Du Fu had a "Zhongxie" in his home, and he had a high fever overnight, and said that Du Fu had dreamed of him.

However, his wife was on the verge of collapse and sent Weibo to the media for help.

@赵HAN2012: Who will save my husband @Internet singer Du Xiao?

He had a fever for four days. He said that he dreamed of Du Fu, and asked him to dream. Then he bought a brand, engraved Du Fu's spiritual seat, and kowtowed to Du Fu and burned incense all day long...  

There were still words in my mouth. I was very worried about him. When I didn't let him worship, he went crazy and yelled.

Is he mentally ill, who will help him?

As soon as the Weibo came out, many netizens watched and criticized, and many netizens felt strange and horrified.

Du Fu's dream?

This man's "evil" is worrying!

How did these things happen, were they accidental or coincidental?

Is this man a descendant of Du Fu?

The reporter walked into the man's home for a zero-distance interview and got closer to the facts. 】

"Isn't it a deliberate hype?"

Li Mubai blinked and analyzed: "At this rhythm, there is a suspicion of hype, but I'm already so popular that I'm making others rub the heat?"

Doubtful and surprised, he lowered his head and continued to watch—

[The man's name is Du Xiao, an internet singer who has been drifting north for more than ten years.

When the reporter saw him, he could not lie down and had a high fever. When he was awake, he told the reporter that his grandfather once told him that the ancestors of their family could be traced back to Du Fu, and he could be regarded as a descendant of Du Fu. , The important thing is that Du Fu even dreamed of him during his high fever.

He didn't care about "Fighting Man Du Fu", and he didn't pay attention when he was busy with work on weekdays, and he learned about Du Fu's becoming an Internet celebrity from a friend.

"When I searched on Baidu and found that Du Fu was very busy, and when I saw Du Fu being pranked everywhere, my lungs were going to explode!" Du Xiao said.

Du Xiao's good and bad mental state is worrying.

In particular, he said that Du Fu had dreamed of him, and his wife was unbelievable.

"I burn incense and kowtow to Du Fu every day, and then go crazy and talk nonsense at night. It's always scary."

His wife told reporters: "He looks like he's going crazy, I don't know what to do, so I posted on Weibo hoping someone can help me.

Some people on the Internet said that I was hyping it up, and many people said that he was a cultist and wanted to ask a Taoist priest to do the same. "