“For example…”
This question really made Wu Zong hesitate for a while.
“Just today I have to offend someone?”
“For chatting, what’s not to be offended, we’ll just cut it when the time comes.”
Ma Dong was helping out on the side, looking like he didn’t think it was a big deal to watch the fun.
“I want to believe you and I am the one.”
Wu Zong rolled his eyes, causing Cai Kangyong and Ma Dong to laugh.
After thinking for a while, Wu Zong said:
“It’s okay to be alone. If you have to give an example, Huang Bo, Brother Bo.”
“Although Brother Bo doesn’t look handsome in our traditional sense.”
“You don’t have to be so euphemistic,” Ma Dong reminded ‘kindly’: “If someone has offended you, just say it directly.”
“Hahahaha,” Wu Zong laughed while covering his face, “There is nothing to be afraid of anymore!”
“It’s Brother Bo, no! Good! Look!”
wow—
As soon as these words came out, there was a burst of cheers from the scene.
“But! But!”
Wu Zong raised his hand to stop everyone’s booing.
“No one can but admit that Brother Bo’s acting skills are not good. No one can say that Brother Bo has no characteristics and is not easy to be remembered by the audience.”
Everyone nodded.
“That’s what it means. You can be good-looking or not, but you need to have characteristics and ability.”
Wu Zong said seriously:
“The characteristic is that people remember you, and the ability is that people remember you and applaud you in the future.”
“If I choose new people, it must be based on these two points.”
Wu Zong said.
“Well, okay, I can see that this is a sincere statement from Wu Zong himself,” Ma Dong nodded and said, “But for the next game, we are going to do the opposite.”
“Come on, dinner Pinocchio, come!”
“Okay, welcome back,” Ma Dong took the lead in applauding and said, “Welcome everyone to continue watching “The Temptation of Dinner” broadcast by Su Ning.com!”
“Let’s go to the next part, it’s called the dinner Pinocchio.”
Ma Dong pointed to a Pinocchio doll on the table, and as he spoke, he patted Pinocchio’s head.
With a squeak, Pinocchio’s nose stretched out and became longer.
“As long as Pinocchio’s nose gets longer, we have to tell lies. On the contrary, we have to tell the truth. Do you understand?”
Ma Dong asked after the introduction.
“clear! ”
Everyone answered in unison.
“Well, let’s practice first.”
As he spoke, Ma Dong pressed Pinocchio, his long nose sticking out.
“I’m Ma Dong, who can only host and can’t speak cross talk. I don’t want to make money doing this show!”
Ma Dong was the first to show a lie in the opening, and the audience laughed and shouted wonderful!
“I am an honest person, and I will not embarrass the host Cai Kangyong of the guests at all.”
“Cough, I can’t sing, Zhou Shen is 1.92 meters!”
wow—
Zhou Shen, this meme that has been cue since the show just now, after a lie of his own, directly detonated the audience and made the audience cheer.
In the barrage, there is even more amazement and laughter!
“I don’t like shoes at all, and my acting skills are comparable to that of Brother Zong.”
“I’m Xiaoju, who looks plain but whose acting skills surpass Sister Mi’s.”
“Wait a minute!”
Suddenly, Wu Zong raised his hand to stop everyone’s lies.
“Look, everyone is lying, why do I think Xiaoju is so Versailles?”
“I don’t know if I’m boasting or lying, hahaha…”
Cai Kangyong laughed.
“I am Yang Mi, who sings like Zhou Shen and only has work.”
“Wow, I’m still a little surprised by Mimi’s lie.”
Cai Kangyong said.
“Because in my impression, you have always felt like a strong woman, as if you were working 24 hours a day.”
“Not really,” Yang Mi said with a smile. “Besides work, there are many things worth doing, such as painting and games. Compared to work, these are definitely more attractive to me.”
“Okay, then finally, Wu Zong.”
Cai Kangyong made a gesture of invitation.
“I can’t act, I can’t sing, and I can’t do anything like Wu Zong, who became popular with operations and hype and is about to die!”
“Oh–”
The audience cheered, and Wu Zong responded with warm applause!
“Okay, everyone seems to be familiar with the process of our part, so I announce that the Pinocchio part of the dinner has officially started!”
Ding Ding!
Pinocchio’s long nose reminds everyone that this is a lie.
Cai Kangyong looked at Wu Zong.
“I want to ask Wu Zong, do you think there is any pressure for you to win the Golden Goblet Award at the Shanghai International Film Festival?”
Ma Dong on the side pointed to Pinocchio with a long nose, reminding Wu Zong that it was a lie.
Wu Zong pondered for a while, and answered decisively:
“No! No pressure at all!”
“It was exactly what you expected?”
“Who do you want me to be!”
Wu Zong pouted, with an expression of ‘I am the best’, making everyone laugh out loud.
“Okay, please use four words to evaluate your partner, Mr. Jia Zhangke, a famous director of the sixth generation of China.”
As soon as this question came out, not only the guests and the audience at the scene were nervous, but even Song Jingjing who was watching the video with the tablet and other fans watching the show couldn’t help but take a breath!
Wu Zong opened his mouth and looked at Ma Dong and Cai Kangyong, who were grinning wickedly. He hesitated for a long time.
In the end, Wu Zong turned his heart and slapped the table—
“What! Also! No! Yes!”
Oh–
Everyone went crazy!
Everyone was shocked by Wu Zong’s sacrifice! Laugh at the table!
There was a lot of uproar at the scene, almost torn down the studio ceiling!
And in the barrage, there is even more noise!
‘Hahahahaha, Wu Zong of the grass is going out! ’
‘It’s nothing but okay, hahahahaha’
‘Director Jia Zhangke wanted to kill when he heard it’
‘When I eat, I squirt it out! ’
‘Wu Zong is about to be blocked by Director Jia Zhangke, hahahaha’
“I dare to say, hahaha, I will never see a literary film starring Brother Zong again.”
‘There is no such person in the literary film industry hahahaha’
“Hahahaha Wu Zong is really funny, I’m fucking laughing from the beginning to the end of this episode”
“Wonderful!”
Ma Dong wiped the tears from the corner of his eyes and clapped his hands.
“fantastic.”
“This is a sacrifice,”
Cai Kangyong also couldn’t help laughing, and then saw his eyes roll, thinking about it.
“Then I also want to ask you a question.”
“Ask, it doesn’t matter,”
Wu Zong looked like he had already seen it.
“It’s already like this anyway, so I don’t care what happens.”
“Okay, please describe in four words your partner who has set box office records with you before, an internationally renowned movie star, Mr. Chenglong.”
Damn it! ! !
The audience shouted in their hearts!
Good guy, Brother Kang Yong is either not going to make a move, and once he makes a move, it’s a deadly trump card!
You must know that Chenglong is more influential than director Jia Zhangke, both domestically and internationally!
This question undoubtedly pushes Wu Zong one step closer to the ‘destiny road’!
“If I get banned in the future, it’s all your fault.”
Wu Zong pointed at Cai Kangyong and Ma Dong as “not angry” and said “complaining”.
“Ha ha ha ha.”
The two people on the opposite side looked at each other and laughed wickedly, then looked at Wu Zong again.
Everyone was waiting for Wu Zong’s evaluation.
I saw Wu Zong raised his eyes and thought for a while, then he pondered and said:
“Chicken-hearted!”
wow—
As soon as this remark came out, the studio cheered and booed.The applause was even stronger than before!
Wu Zong dared to say that his eldest brother was ‘timid as a mouse’! ! !
Although they knew that Wu Zong was in the stage of lying, everyone was still surprised by Wu Zong’s daring to say so.
For a time, the atmosphere of the entire show was pushed to the climax! .

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