Entertainment: Succubus Monk, Starter Tornado Boy

1993, August.

Shaoshi Mountain.

In the courtyard of Luohan Hall to the east of Shaolin Temple, dozens of Shaolin disciples are practicing diligently.

On a high platform not far away, Master Xuanci, the abbot of Shaolin, looked at his disciples diligently practicing martial arts with a smile.

Since the movie"Shaolin Temple" became popular all over the world ten years ago, Shaolin, a thousand-year-old temple, has once again appeared in front of the world.

But this time it is no longer a holy land of Buddhism, but a holy land of martial arts.

In response to this craze, the city issued an order to have Master Xuanci, the abbot of Shaolin, allow monks to practice Shaolin Kung Fu again.

So far, the Shaolin Kung Fu Performance Troupe was born, and countless young people left their homes to come to Shaolin just to learn the Shaolin Kung Fu.

It's a pity that Shaolin Kung Fu is similar to most Kung Fu. It can only strengthen the body, but it is not as mysterious as in martial arts novels.

But there is one exception.

That's a dust!

Yichen was an abandoned baby picked up on the road ten years ago when Master Xuanci was traveling down the mountain to visit his fellow practitioners.

At that time, Yichen was as thin as a little monkey, and his whole body turned purple from the cold.

After being sent to the hospital, doctors diagnosed the baby as malnourished while in the mother's womb.

After being born, she was abandoned and many organs in her body were frozen.

Even if he can be saved now, he will probably die young and not live long in the future.

Malnutrition, in the eyes of those who practice Buddhism under Master Xuanci, is an innate deficiency.

Master Xuanci is a monk and is compassionate, so he naturally can't bear that the little guy cannot be treated.

He called the Shaolin Temple and got a sum of money to revive the little guy.

Afterwards, I discovered that the little guy's body was wrapped in a cloth with the word"Lin" embroidered in red thread, so he named the child Lin Chen.

Dust, take the child to be spotless.

It means that Lin Chen abandons everything in the past and starts his life again.

Later, he personally ordained three-year-old Lin Chen and became a monk, and he took the Buddhist name Yichen from then on.

Ten years passed in a flash.

The little guy who was judged by the doctor not to live for more than three years is now not only thriving, but he is also very knowledgeable about Buddhism.

The only thing that troubles Abbot Xuanci may be the child Yichen's natural joyful Buddha image!

What is the joyful Buddha image?

To put it simply, this kid is so attractive to women!

Before he was one year old, Yichen lived in a back mountain temple to rest because he was too young and weak.

Until he was one year old and could walk, he accidentally came to the main hall of the Shaolin Temple.

It is the place where Shaolin Temple specially receives donors and tourists.

That time, Yichen was surrounded by more than a dozen female donors.

It was Master Xuanci who personally took action to bring Chen out.

Abbot Xuanci originally thought it was Yichensheng's cuteness and good looks that made the female donors so happy.

But every time this little guy appeared in front of the female donors, the female donors couldn't help but want to get close to him.

Only then did Master Xuanci realize something was wrong.

Immediately began to seek answers from the classics collected in the temple.

Shaolin Temple has thousands of years of history. Although it has been destroyed several times, there are still many unique copies left.

After searching through the classics handed down in the temple, Abbot Xuanci finally found the answer in an orphan book from the Song Dynasty.

Only then did he finally understand what attracted Yichen to the female benefactor.

That's because this child is born to rejoice in the Buddha's image!

The Buddha of Joy is an ancient Buddha and the deity of Tibetan Tantric Buddhism, that is, the"Desire Heaven" in Buddhism!

Legend has it that the Buddha of Joy often descends to earth and performs joyful things with women, and these women are often willing and happy to do so.

Of course these are all fairy tales.

However, in the unique copy of Tantric Buddhism, Abbot Xuanci saw an allusion.

It was during the Zhenguan period of the Tang Dynasty that there was a monk named Bianji, who was born with the joyful Buddha image.

At that time, Monk Bianji's master was the eminent monk Xuanzang.

Master Xuanzang traveled west for more than ten years. Not only did he obtain scriptures, but he also learned many anecdotes about the world through his travels over the years.

After he returned to the Tang Dynasty, he saw the young monk Bianji in the temple and exclaimed that there was indeed a happy Buddha.

Frankly speaking, this child needs to always be accompanied by Qingdeng, otherwise disaster will be imminent.

Sure enough, Master Xuanzang's words came true.

Many years later, monk Bianji couldn't bear the loneliness. Once he left the temple, he met Princess Gaoyang at that time.

At this point, a sadomasochistic relationship begins.

At this time, a middle-aged monk walked quickly and said with a happy face:"Abbott, Xiaolong is back!"

"oh? Why is Xiaolong back? Didn't he say that he went to Baodao to film a movie?"

Although Abbot Xuanci is old, he does not dislike filming. Otherwise, the movie"Shaolin Temple" would not have been shot in the Main Hall. You must know that the Main Hall is the main hall, where the Tathagata Buddha is enshrined. This is It was disrespectful in the past!

"There was a crew that invited Xiao Long to film a movie, and then they wanted to come to our Shaolin for filming."

"Has the city agreed?"

"Agreed, the director just donated 200,000 yuan in sesame oil money and wants to meet with the abbot."

"No need."

Abbot Xuanci shook his head. He is old and does not want to have too much contact with outsiders unless necessary.

"No, no, no, abbot!"

Suddenly, another monk ran over sweating profusely.

Abbot Xuanci looked angry:"Yongxin, why did I tell you, please don't make any noise in the temple!"

Hearing this, Monk Yongxin immediately clasped his hands together:"Sin, sin, sin."

"Tell me, what is it that deserves your yelling and messing up Qingxiu!"

"Yes, it's Xiaolong. He went to the back mountain to play with Yichen."

"If you want to play with Yichen, you can play with Yichen. Why is this?"

"He, he, Xiaolong also brought several people from the crew there, including a female donor!"

"What?! Abbot Xuanci looked shocked and immediately shouted:"Go and inform Yongnian, Yongan, Yonghe, Yongping……"

"Let them quickly go to the back mountain to stop Xiaolong and the others!"

"Don't let the female benefactor of the crew see Yichen, otherwise it will be another disaster!"

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………… back mountain

"Sister Xuanxuan, my senior brother is amazing. Not only is he highly skilled in kung fu, he is also very capable!"

"Our abbot all said that Senior Brother Yichen was born with the appearance of a Buddha!"

Xiaolong, who is only five years old, talks about his senior brother and wants to raise his chin and tell the world that my senior brother is invincible in the world!

"Born Buddha? real or fake? Xu Ruoxuan, a Taiwanese actress who came to film"Tornado Boy", expressed her doubts in a unique local milky voice.

Seeing that the eldest sister did not believe it, Yilong nodded seriously:"Of course it is true, the master taught us The young monk cannot lie."

Hearing this, Xu Ruoxuan subconsciously looked at the director Zhu Yanping next to him:"Director Zhu, are there really people who are born with the appearance of a Buddha?"

This director Zhu is a well-known figure in the Baodao film industry, and he also has rich life experience. Xu Ruoxuan believed that Xiaolong was not lying, so he asked about this director.

"Born Buddha?"

Zhu Yanping touched his chin. He didn't believe in Buddhism, but he still knew a little about Buddhism.

After pondering for a moment, he said:

"Maybe. There has always been a saying in Tibet about the reincarnation of living Buddhas."

"I guess it may be that these children are born with an understanding of Buddhist scriptures"

"In addition, people at that time were ignorant, so people at that time mistakenly thought that this was the reincarnation of the living Buddha."

"Not at all!

Xiaolong hummed and said,"Senior brother can really become a Buddha. You will believe it when you see it.""

Looking at Xiaolong's temper, both Zhu Yanping and Xu Ruoxuan laughed. Children, they always think they are right.

Soon , they arrived near the cliff of the back mountain.

They saw a figure sitting cross-legged on the edge of the cliff not far away. In white clothes.

Xiaolong said excitedly:"Senior brother, senior brother, Xiaolong is here to play with you."

Xu Ruoxuan looked around curiously to see what the natural Buddha's appearance was like. He only saw that touch of white clothes and turned around.

Hiss!

This little monk... is so different.

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