Entertainment: Succubus Monk, Starter Tornado Boy

"Yichen, what do you think?"

After Abbot Xuanci finished speaking, he heard Lin Chen's lips and teeth quivering slightly:"Amitabha"

"All conditioned phenomena are like bubbles in a dream, like dew or lightning, and should be viewed as such.…"

"Sakyamuni, I only know one but not the other…"

"The illusory empty body is the Dharmakaya, and there is no stain or dust in it.…"

"Picking up spoons and chopsticks is as clear as sweeping the floor and burning incense."

After Lin Chen recited a verse written by Master Cishou, a senior Buddhist in the Song Dynasty, he replied:

"Life is like a play, play is like life"

"A movie, a story, a life"

"Use a limited world to pursue an infinite life"

"Wonderful, wonderful!"

Lin Chen clasped his hands together and exclaimed,"It's wonderful...

His handsome and lovely face, under the sunlight in the sky, actually showed a touch of Buddha's light, which made it feel a little more sacred.

After Zhu Yanping saw it, he took a deep breath, This little monk is really a born Buddhist!

No!

This is not a little monk!

This is the future enlightened monk!

Zhu Yanping's eyes are a little more fiery. The more people like him, the more they believe in these gods and ghosts.

Now that I have seen Little Master Yichen with my own eyes, how could I still not believe that the legends of"being born a Buddhist" and"being born with wisdom" are all true!

"Good, good!"

Abbot Xuanci did not expect that his favorite disciple, Yichen, would have such an unusual insight.

From experiencing the world through movies to understanding life through Zen.

It is true that he was born with the Buddha's appearance and was destined to be a Buddha. (Happiness Buddha is also a Buddha.!)

Wow~

Little Master Yichen is so handsome!

This passage is so well said.

Use a limited world to pursue an infinite life.

He is indeed the little monk I like, so great.

No, I can’t help it anymore. I really want to go up and run him.

Kiss, hug, and lift him high!

Xu Ruoxuan put his hands in front of him and clenched them into small fists excitedly.

She was afraid, afraid that she would not be able to control herself and would be embarrassed in front of so many people.

Uh, In fact, she can accept the shame, but she is afraid that little master Yichen will hate her. She thinks she is a loose woman

"Ahem!"

Zhu Yanping coughed twice:"Thank you, little master Yichen, for agreeing to make a cameo. Please rest assured, little master, there will definitely be no problems with the guest role.

Lin Chen clasped his hands together and said calmly:"Amitabha!""

Actually, the idea of ​​playing a guest role came to him after he saw Xiaolong coming with the crew.

Since he can amplify the woman's inner desires and thereby generate some kind of"joy" energy that the system needs.

Then shoot When movies are on the big screen, can they also harvest the"pleasure value" of the opposite sex from the cinema?

If this can succeed, then he will finally be able to redeem the treasure trove in the system, and he will no longer be limited to relying on nothing. spectrum lottery

【joy system】

【Host: Lin Chen (Dharma name: Yichen)】

【Age: 10 years old (???)】

【Physique: Happy Buddha (Buddha and demons are one body, Buddha rises and demons disappear)】

【Martial Arts: Shaolin Luohan Fist (Fan)】

【Buddhism:"Diamond Sutra","Maha Prajna Paramita Heart Sutra","Nirvana Sutra","Happiness Sutra"》……】

【Props: Yuehua Yunyao monk's robe, Dawei Tianlong sandalwood rosary beads】

【Joy value: 928】

【Happy draw: 0 (minimum draw is 1,000)】

【Happy Mall (can be opened)】

《Happy Buddha》：

【According to legend, the king of India,"Vinayaka", who advocated Brahmanism, was cruel and killed Buddhists.

The followers of the Sakyamuni sect turned into beautiful women and had sex with Vinayaka.

Vinayaka, who was intoxicated with female lust, was finally conquered by the beauty and converted to Buddhism. He became the main deity of the Vajra on the Buddhist altar, named"Great Joy Buddha".

However, Binayaka has a cruel nature, and the Buddhist scriptures can only suppress him for a while, but not for a lifetime. In the end, he needs beauty to completely convert him!】

《Yuehua Yunyao monk's robe》：

【Ice silkworms were made and trained to draw silk, skilled craftsmen tumbled into threads, immortals woven it, goddesses machined it, and hundreds of eminent monks wrote sutras on it, chanting it day and night, and it took twelve years to complete.

Keep away from dust and water, keep your body light and lift your energy. It is hard to be hurt by swords. Your body is as light as a swallow. It is warm in winter and cool in summer. It is spotless.】

《Dawei Tianlong Sandalwood Buddha Beads》：

【It is made of the rare sandalwood dragon wood in the world. It has a total of 108 beads and is engraved with 108 Arhats to protect the body.

Paired with the powerful Tianlong Sutra, it has the function of suppressing external evils and subduing inner demons. Wearing it will make your heart calm and clear, and you will not be angry or powerful. 】

A very ordinary system interface.

To be honest, if it hadn't been for the good stuff given in the novice gift pack,

Lin Chen would have been weak due to his congenital condition, and he wouldn't be as active as he is now.

Needless to say, the Buddha's image of joy is similar to that of a succubus. It is an important tool for attracting the opposite sex and increasing the joy value.

The Yuehua Yunyao monk's robe and the mighty Tianlong sandalwood rosary are real treasures.

This Yuehua Yunyao monk's robe is what Lin Chen is wearing now.

After putting on this monk's robe, not only is the body as light as a swallow and invulnerable to sword damage, the most important thing is the air-conditioning function that is warm in winter and cool in summer, as well as the automatic dust cleaning function.

It is still the 1990s, and the conditions in Shaoshi Mountain are still relatively difficult.

There is no air conditioning, and even taking a shower is not easy.

However, since he activated the system when he was one year old, opened the novice gift package, and obtained the three-piece novice set, he no longer has to worry about bathing in hot or cold weather.

As for the mall, Lin Chen had no idea of ​​opening it because the things inside were really too expensive!

Any martial arts book costs hundreds of thousands, not to mention higher-level techniques with joy values ​​of hundreds of millions.

These are all distant dreams.

While walking and looking at the system interface, Lin Chen, who was multitasking, suddenly heard someone saying in his ear:

"That... little master Yichen, I... can I hug you? Lin

Chen looked up and saw Xu Ruoxuan following him. His cheeks were as red as a red apple, making people want to take a bite and eat it.

After hearing this"unreasonable" request, Lin Chen Subconsciously looking at the illusory system interface, the joy value: 928

, there are still 72 points left to win a lottery. But even if you hug Xu Ruoxuan for 10 minutes, you will only get 10 more joy points, which is still 62 points short!

But if you kiss Dear words……

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