Entertainment: The King Of The World Started From Being Banned
Chapter 200 Nonsensical Demonstration
An hour later, the press conference of "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" ended.
He Zhiyong immediately brought the cast and crew to the Washington studio.
Since everyone has never been exposed to nonsensical comedy, He Zhiyong asked Su Cheng to give a demonstration to let everyone understand.
Naturally, Su Cheng would not refuse, and chose the classic plot of prostitution in front of Washington DC
There are five characters in this play, Tang Bohu, Qiuxiang, Pomegranate, Boatman and Scholar.
Among them, Tang Bohu and the scholar are the most important.
He Zhiyong handed over the role of scholar to Gong Liangping, a four-star artist.
Gong Liangping is 32 years old this year, and he did not come from a major. Like Su Cheng, he has been working in Hengdian since he was 18 years old.
For more than ten years, with his own efforts, Gong Liangping can be regarded as a small achievement, able to play a supporting role in major film and television dramas.
Yesterday, Su Cheng called the four actors Yang Mier and Gong Liangping together and rehearsed more than ten times. The purpose of course is to perform this demonstration well so that other actors can know what they are doing.
What do actors in costume dramas hate the most?
At least nine out of ten actors can say it's makeup.
Not only actresses, but male actors are also troublesome, and the headgear alone makes people uncomfortable.
Now is September, when the autumn tiger is at its fiercest, most people really can't stand it.
After a full 440 hours, the makeup of the five actors was finally done.
Except for Yang Mier who is so beautiful that the other four are not well dressed.
"action"
Following the order of the field staff, Su Cheng and the boatman pushed the wooden cart to the gate of Washington.
Su Cheng squinted at the boatman, and said in a shrill and funny voice: "The play is about to start, you won't be able to move if you are killed later."
If there are people from Earth Xia who are here, they will definitely be able to hear that Su Cheng's voice is very similar to Xingye's dubbing.
The boatman said: "Give me all the money you said to sell, don't be foolish."
Su Cheng said: "With your wisdom, have you been fooled?"
The boatman was taken aback, and said, "That's true."
After finishing speaking, he got into the wooden cart directly and pretended to be dead.
Su Cheng made a trumpet shape with his hands, and shouted: "Neighbors in the neighborhood, come quickly, the dutiful sons who have just been released from the oven are afraid of being sold, so come and have a look if they don't sell!"
"Card"
"poof"
"Ha ha ha ha"
Everyone laughed out loud at Su Cheng's lines.
"Brother Cheng is going to kill me laughing."
"The filial son who has just been released from the oven is afraid of being sold, that's the word.
"The dialogue between the two is also very funny."
"Is this nonsensical comedy? It's kind of interesting."
When everyone was discussing, Su Cheng came to the monitor, looked at it, shook his head, and said: "It doesn't work.
He Zhiyong said: "Old Chu, your movements, eyes and expressions are not exaggerated enough, and there is no point in laughing.
Chu Chuan, who played the role of the boatman, quickly said, "I'm sorry, director."
He Zhiyong waved his hand and said, "It's not about apologizing, the key is how to get this scene over.
Su Cheng said: "Mr. Chu, you play Tang Bohu and I play the boatman. Let's see what's different."
Chu Chuan nodded and said, "Okay."
Su Cheng imitated Chu Chuan's performance and accent, which can be described as vivid, even Qian Chuan himself was amused.
He Zhiyong asked: "How is it?"
Chu Chuan said: "I should be fine."
He Zhiyong said: "Then shoot the second time.
Compared with the first time, Chu Chuan performed much better, but Su Cheng was still not satisfied.
The two played back and forth seven or eight times before it was completed.
At the beginning, the other actors in the crew couldn't help laughing.
After seeing the director, Su Cheng and Chu Chuan's serious attempts again and again, everyone couldn't laugh anymore.
Soon, the second round began.
This scene is the real highlight, and it must be done in one go.
Gong Liangping, who played an unknown number of supporting roles, couldn't help feeling a little nervous.
"Second First Time"
"action"
The gate of Washington was pushed open, and Yang Mier and Dong Qiongdan appeared in front of the camera.
Dong Qiongdan tilted his head to look at Su Cheng and said, "Little brother, it's unlucky to come here early in the morning to sell your body to bury your father, isn't it?"
Su Cheng said aggrievedly: "I don't want to either."
Yang (bhfi) Mi'er showed a puzzled look, and said, "We've met somewhere, right? You look so kind."
Su Cheng hurriedly said: "The so-called encounters and acquaintances, I beg the two sisters to take pity on me!"
Dong Qiongdan said: "It's so miserable! We happen to be short of a servant, I think it's just..."
Before the words were finished, a dirty scholar came over pushing a wooden cart.
There were six dead people on the wooden cart, and he was vomiting blood while walking, it was extremely miserable!
Gong Liangping walked to the gate of Huafu, knelt down on the ground, and said, "I'm so miserable, I sold myself to bury my whole family!"
Su Cheng's eyes widened, full of shock, and he murmured: "No way?"
Gong Liangping begged: "You two girls, have pity on me. All six members of my family died in one night. I am suffering from tenth-grade tuberculosis. I'm half selling and half giving away. Just buy me."
It has to be said that although Gong Liangping's star rating is very low, his acting skills are very high.
Yang Mier touched Dong Qiongdan and said, "Oh, Shiliu, you see how pitiful he is, so let's buy him back to Washington, shall we?"
Dong Qiongdan nodded and said, "Then buy him."
Su Cheng quickly said: "Sister, I came first.
Yang Mier said: "Isn't it a matter of arriving first?"
Dong Qiongdan echoed: "That's right, six of them died, and only one died in yours. I really want to help you, but I'm really embarrassed."
Su Cheng argued: "But I'm miserable too?"
Dong Qiongdan said: "What is worse for you than him, tell me quickly."
"I.....I.....this.......this......"
Su Cheng couldn't think of anything more tragic for a while, so he stretched out ten fingers and said, "You see, I haven't cut my nails these days, and they are full of black mud. Isn't this miserable enough?"
As soon as the words fell, the puppy beside Gong Liangping suddenly wailed and fell to the ground.
Gong Liangping cried bitterly: "Wangcai... Wangcai... Wangcai, you can't die, Wangcai."
"You've been with me for so many years, you've treated me with affection and righteousness, and you've treated me wholeheartedly."
"But now I haven't even let you eat a full meal, I'm sorry for you, Wangcai!"
As if he had learned something, Su Cheng suddenly pointed to the ground and shouted: "Be careful!"
Dong Qiongdan was startled, took a step back, and trampled to death the "cockroach" that did not appear.
Su Cheng fell to his knees directly, picked up the "cockroach", and said in grief, "Little liar! Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang?"
"Xiaoqiang, you can't die!"
"I have lived with you, we have shared joys and sorrows for so many years, and I have always taught you and raised you like my own flesh and blood."
"Unexpectedly, today, a white-haired person will send a black-haired person!"
As Su Cheng said, he exaggeratedly burst into tears.
The actors watching the show on the set all held their mouths, trying not to let themselves laugh out loud.
Is this nonsensical?
It's too exaggerated!
Still, it's really funny.
Dong Qiongdan said: "Sister Qiuxiang, they are both so miserable, what should we do?"
Yang Mier said: "Let's see."
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