“Hello everyone, I am Chen Yuqi, who is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. Come to my live broadcast room and I will definitely guarantee that you will smell great.” Chen Yuqi laughed and clasped his fists towards the camera, very

cute Playful.

Hearing this self-introduction, Jiang Shuying also rolled his eyes and was a little speechless.。

“Are you a pancake fruit? By introducing yourself like this, do you want to be eaten? “Jiang Shuying retorted.。

“yes! I am the pancake fruit, which my husband spreads by himself! ”

Chen Yuqi took the opportunity to show off, and Jiang Shuying was about to vomit blood.

At this time, there were 1.2 million people in Chen Yuqi’s live broadcast room, ranking 6th among the ten guests!

Although Chen Yuqi is slightly less famous, he is so beautiful, and he has recently The popularity is soaring and the momentum is also strong。

“Hello, audience friends, I am Jiang Shuying, who is fair-skinned, beautiful, long-legged, with a bulging waist and a curvy waist. I can write and post on Weibo, and I can punch and kick my best friend! ”

After hearing Jiang Shuying’s introduction, the live broadcast room burst into laughter, barrages broke out, and countless 666s filled the screen. Many

viewers were attracted to her live broadcast room.

Suddenly, the number of viewers in Jiang Shuying’s live broadcast room reached 170 Ten thousand,

but Chen Yuqi and Gu Linaza were a little unhappy after rising to fourth place .

Why beat up their besties?

“Little Yingying, your skin is itchy, isn’t it? ”

Gulina Zha clenched her pink fist, put it to her mouth and blew a breath, very unconvinced.

It was Gulina Zha’s turn to introduce.

The introductions of the two women in front were a bit coquettish and very funny.

Therefore, Gu Lina Zha Zha must be surprising in order to win!

“Hello everyone, I am Jiang Ming’s wife Gu Lina Zha. ”

This self-introduction sounds very plain.

However, Chen Yuqi quit.。

“Make you humorous. Is your self-introduction humorous? “Chen Yuqi’s face was dark and full of jealousy.

Jiang Shuying was also a little unhappy and sarcastically said: “Is this intentional to piss you off?”

“Let’s beat her! “Chen Yuqi groaned.

Seeing the reaction of the two girls, the netizens in the live broadcast room laughed until they were drooling.

Gu Linaza’s move was very powerful. Although the introduction itself was not humorous, it caused the jealous reaction of the two girls. It’s a big joke.

It can be said that he is quite smart!

At present, there are 164 people in Gulinazha’s live broadcast room, ranking 5th!

Finally, the camera of the main live broadcast room was given to Jiang Ming。

“Hello everyone, I am Jiang Ming, the straight man of steel! As for the meaning of steel and straightness, I believe everyone understands it. ”

Jiang Ming’s careless driving immediately aroused a great response.

Many people who were waiting to criticize him were amused by his arrogant reply.。

“Steel, straight, male! Tsk tsk, poor driving skills.”

“Damn it, these driving skills were all learned from my goddess, right?

“He is very skilled, and at first glance he looks like he drives a high-speed rail, so excellent!”

“If you talk about this, you are sleepy!”

“Although this car is driving very fast, I still want to scold you, why did you expose my three goddesses?”

“Mr. Jiang, don’t think that just because you are an old driver, I won’t dare to chop you with a knife!”

……

……

For a time, the attitude toward Jiang Ming in the live broadcast room was no longer so bad and had relaxed a lot.

But there are still too many “love rivals” and trolls who are firing on Jiang Ming.

After all, it is easy to imagine how much hatred this caused when all three male and female goddesses in the house fell into the hands of one person.

The number of people in Jiang Ming’s live broadcast room

is only a dismal 400,000, ranking at the bottom, and most of them are hacking him.

Jiang Ming had expected this.

He’s not a celebrity. If it weren’t for the purpose of trolling him, I’m afraid the number of viewers would be very low. Not many people would want to watch an amateur.

In other live broadcast rooms, Guo Dagang, Shen Teng and others also gave their own answers, which were very funny.

Those guys are all absolute masters of comedy, they react very quickly, and they make people laugh every word they say. Their comedy skills are absolutely strong.

After the introduction, Jiang Ming took the three girls to a golf SUV parked in the garage of the villa!

“Assistant Director Liu, your program team parked in my garage, do you have to pay for parking? ”

The sudden request made Liu Sheng scratch his head.

Parking fee?

“Parking Fee……”Liu Sheng was confused.

If the program crew stops the car, do they still need to pay?

“yes! It’s okay to install cameras in the villa for recording programs, but the contract doesn’t say that you have to occupy the garage, right? These several cars have occupied my private garage. I have to pay for parking, right? ”

Jiang Ming acted serious, but Liu Sheng was at a loss.

In the live broadcast room, because Jiang Ming and Liu Sheng asked for parking fees, many viewers rushed into Jiang Ming’s live broadcast room to watch the fun.

They were everywhere From God’s perspective, of course I understand that Jiang Ming is teasing Liu Sheng, and there is another slutty move.。

“Fine? How much is the parking fee? I will report it to the director later and let the finance department calculate it into the announcement fee. ”

Sweat appeared on Liu Sheng’s forehead and he quickly wiped it with a tissue.

Liu Sheng was caught off guard by this sudden request and found it difficult to deal with it. He could only nod in agreement in embarrassment.。

“Is this because you didn’t think well and the program team’s budget increased? Therefore, after the show officially starts recording, you should give us more benefits, so that the parking fee will be written off in one go. ”

Jiang Ming followed up with another sentence.。

“But……”

“But what? The parking fee for a day is at least a thousand dollars. Because of your mistake, the program team wasted a thousand dollars in vain. Do you, the assistant director, still want to work? ”

When Jiang Ming said this, Liu Sheng also understood that he was teasing him, and immediately nodded with a smile: “Okay, I will open a small stove for you, and when you get to Xizang, I will help you live in the best houses and arrange the best food. , okay? ”

As the two burst into laughter, the matter was over.

But Jiang Ming just asked for the fare in a decent manner, which really made Liu Sheng faint, and he almost reported it to the director to pay for it.

This wit and teasing People’s methods are indeed a bit arrogant.

When they came up, they gave the assistant director a hammer, but there was no one else.

The routine was too deep!

Before the program team used the routine, Jiang Ming showed off his face.

This operation , attracted a lot of attention to Jiang Ming, and the number of people in the live broadcast room soared, exceeding one million!

Opening the SUV. Jiang Ming got into the driver’s seat and drove away from the villa.

Now, they were going to get money to buy necessary equipment. .

Previously, Sannu searched a lot of strategies on Baidu, but in Jiang Ming’s eyes, those strategies were completely useless.

He had his own plans……

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With the recent crackdown, the author is revising the driving chapters of many old books. There may only be six or seven updates in the past two days.

Once the changes are completed, we will start updating 8 times a day! _Feilu

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