“Stand at attention! Stand at attention! Stand at attention! Training Soldier No. 6, didn’t the instructor just tell you how to stand at attention?”
Meng Chen was confused:
“I’m standing still”
“Didn’t anyone tell you where to put your hands when you stand at attention?”
Everyone looked and found that Mengchen’s hands were always placed on her lower abdomen in front of her. This was her habit as a host.
After being reminded by the instructor, Mengchen immediately put her hands on the seam of her pants.
“Don’t move! Who told you to move?
Now that you are here, there is only one thing you need to do, and that is to obey! Absolutely obey! Unconditionally obey! Did you hear me?”
“Hear it!”
“Have you not eaten yet? Did you hear everything?”
“I heard it!!!”
“Now, the four male soldiers are the first squad of recruits, the four female soldiers are the second squad of recruits, and the squad leader of the first squad is Yang Yuan!”
“arrive!”
“The monitor of Class 2 is Wang Wei!”
“arrive!”
“From now on, all your actions must be approved by the two squad leaders.”
“Report!”
Qiu Bai suddenly shouted
“speak!”
“”Sorry, instructor, I may need to pull up my pants.”
Qiu Bai’s cheeks were hot after he finished speaking.
His current clothes actually didn’t fit him well, because after integrating various talents, his body shape had changed a lot. During this period, he was too embarrassed to ask Xiaoyou to help him buy clothes, so he just wore them as they were.
As a result, he has been standing all the time, and his pants have slipped down a little, which is very uncomfortable.
“Hahahaha”
“Don’t laugh! Huang Zitao, who made you laugh?”
“Sorry, instructor, but he wanted to pull up his pants, and I really couldn’t help it.”
“Is pulling up your pants funny? Get ready for push-ups!”
“How many?”
“Push-ups ready!”
Huang Zitao lay down obediently:
“Twenty!”
“yes!”
“I say it again, if I don’t tell you to move, you are not allowed to move. You must follow my orders in all actions. I don’t want to say this a second time, do you hear me?”
“Hear it!”
“Report!”
“speak!”
“Instructor, can I pull up my pants? They are really about to fall off.”
“Hahahaha.”
Not only Huang Zitao, but everyone couldn’t help laughing. Even the two squad leaders behind him twitched their lips.
“Everyone, get ready for push-ups! You, straighten your pants first.”
Instructor Liu’s words made the others lower their heads and shake their shoulders.
“Ten push-ups”
“Report!”
“speak!”
“I have finished twenty of them. Do I need to do more?”
“Everyone, ten, Huang Zitao, twenty, start!”
Huang Zitao stared at Instructor Liu, opened his mouth, and finally chose to shut it.
Just like that, because of Qiu Bai’s pants, everyone did ten more push-ups, and Huang Zitao had already done fifty.
When this segment was broadcast, the audience laughed like crazy, and said that Qiu Bai and Huang Zitao were really a funny duo!
“Now, take out all your luggage except for the necessities and put them on the ground. Someone will help you pack them up and return them to you after your training.
I will give you ten minutes.
As soon as the voice fell, everyone immediately opened their suitcases and packed them up.
Ten minutes passed quickly.
“All right, stand at attention!”
Everyone stood up immediately, and Instructor Liu began to check. He came to Dong Xuan first, looked down, and was stunned for a moment.
“What is this?”
Dong Xuan looked down and said in a low voice:
“pot!”
“What do you bring the pot for?”
“Make soup.”
Instructor Liu looked at Dong Xuan in disbelief. You came to the military camp for training, and you still want to make soup?
“Take them out, and take out all your bottles and jars, they are not needed here.”
Then Instructor Liu came to Yang Mi, and then his face was shocked again:
“What’s in your bag?”
“kettle”
“Water bottles? Why do you carry so many water bottles?”
“Drink water”
“We will distribute the kettles, take them out.”
Then came Sun Yang:
“Why do you bring so many game discs? Do you want to play games?”
“During my break, if possible, I would like to”
“Take it out!”
Then Huang Zitao said:
“What are you doing with nunchakus?”
Instructor Liu’s eyes widened. The things these people brought were beyond his imagination. He couldn’t believe that a group of new recruits brought so many strange things.
Is this the life of celebrities?
“Report to the instructor, I heard that there will be a talent competition during training, so”
“You’re thinking quite far ahead. Are you good at using nunchakus?”
“Report to the instructor, I have practiced martial arts for five years”
“Then you come and perform for us.”
“I, instructor, forget it now, it’s embarrassing.”
Having just done fifty push-ups, even Huang Zitao knew that now was not the time to show off, but
“Huang Zitao steps out!”
“yes!”
“Take your nunchaku and show everyone a”
“Yes!”
Huang Zitao walked in front of the crowd with his nunchakus in hand. Seeing everyone wanting to laugh but unable to, he couldn’t help but lower his head.
“Huang Zitao, you can start now”
“Then I will show you how ugly I am.”
After saying that, Huang Zitao started to perform.
As expected of someone who has practiced martial arts, Huang Zitao performed with great vigor and energy. The nunchakus kept dancing in his hands, and almost left afterimages.
The instructors and guests were all surprised. No one could have imagined that Huang Zitao had such a handsome side. Was this still the Huang Zitao who couldn’t tell front from back, left from right?
Huang Zitao’s vanity came up as soon as he saw everyone’s expressions. He became more and more excited and his performance became more and more fancy.
“Ada~~”
“Ah!!!
Huang Zitao turned around handsomely, and the nunchaku flew out of his hand. The next moment, Qiu Bai screamed and fell to the ground.
Everyone turned their heads to see Qiu Bai covering his lower abdomen and thighs with both hands, gasping for breath.
“Ah!!! Brother, are you okay? Are you okay?”
“Oh, Qiubai, are you okay?”
“Qiubai, Qiubai, are you okay?”
“Qiu Bai, how are you?”
A group of people immediately surrounded him, asking questions non-stop. Huang Zitao was even more anxious and at a loss.
Instructor Liu also panicked and walked over to ask:
“Qiubai, how are you?”
“”Report to the instructor, I’m fine.”
Qiu Bai’s voice was trembling, and it was obvious that he was not fine.
Then he stood up, and everyone realized where Qiu Bai was covering his hands. Suddenly, a group of people wanted to laugh but were too embarrassed to do so.
Several girls even stepped back, their eyes constantly glancing at the place where Qiu Bai was injured.
“”Brother, brother, are you okay? I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it.”
Qiu Bai stared at Huang Zitao and gritted his teeth and said:
“It’s okay, brother, is this how you protect me?”
“Sorry, sorry, please let me see if you are okay.
Huang Zitao didn’t know whether he was really panicking or just out of his mind, and he reached out to unbutton Qiu Bai’s pants.
Qiu Bai was startled, turned around and hid behind Instructor Liu, and shouted to Huang Zitao:
“Brother, you, you, what are you doing?”
Huang Zitao looked at Qiu Bai, then looked at Yang Mi and the others behind him and immediately said:
“That’s not what I meant. I just wanted to check your wound.”
“You, the wound, I, instructor, please hold him back.”
At this moment, Instructor Liu could no longer hold back, and the corners of his mouth twitched in different ways:
“Everyone stand up! Stand up! Stand at attention!!!”
It was Instructor Liu again. Everyone stood up, and then Instructor Liu looked at Qiu Bai and said:
“Qiu Bai, how are you? Do you want to go to the infirmary?”
Qiu Bai’s forehead was sweating. Everyone knows how painful it is for a man to be injured in that place. It really hurts to the bone.
“Report to the instructor, I’d better go there”
“Okay, okay, Yang Yuan, take Qiu Bai to the infirmary.”
“Yes! Qiu Bai, follow me.”
Qiu Bai followed Yang Yuan and walked out of the activity room. When he reached the door, he suddenly said:
“Report to the instructor, I think Huang Zitao should do another fifty push-ups. Why do you bring nunchakus when you are in the army?!!”
“Hahahaha.”
Qiu Bai’s roar made the whole activity room burst into laughter, except Huang Zitao, who kept apologizing with a blushing face.
When this segment was broadcast, the audience was also laughing, no one thought that such a serious variety show would become so funny because of Qiu Bai and Huang Zitao.
Especially the segment where Huang Zitao’s nunchaku slipped out of his hand and hit Qiu Bai squarely, which was edited and posted on Douyin after it was broadcast.
Countless people laughed because of this segment.
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