Entertainment: To inspire you, do you think Peking University is okay?

It is now late June, ushering in the so-called graduation season. recent years.

The involution of various universities is very serious.

Every university will arrange an elaborate graduation ceremony and then upload the video of the ceremony on the Internet.

Use this to show off how great your school is.

It will be easier to enroll students then

… at this time.

Peking University.

The principal looked at the dozen or so deans in front of him and became very angry for a moment.

"Tell it for yourselves!"

"What exactly is going on?"

"We are such a big school with so many talented people, why can’t we even hold a graduation ceremony?"

"Lost to Beiwu, I admit it!"

"Everyone specializes in dancing, so the graduation ceremony will definitely be beautiful."

"I also admit that we lost to the Central Conservatory of Music!"

"Their students have been learning to sing since childhood and have rich stage experience. To be honest, there is no way we can compare with them."

"If we lose to Nortel, I will still accept it!"

"For those who study film acting and drama acting, the graduation ceremony will definitely be more exciting than ours!"

"Even if I lose to Wudaokou Vocational and Technical College, I will admit it!"

"but!"

"The only one that cannot lose is Tsinghua University!"

"Why should we lose to him?"

"Why can't our school defeat him?"

"Three years in a row!"

"Three whole years!"

"They have always lost to Tsinghua University. People on the Internet often talk about how awesome Tsinghua’s graduation ceremony is. When talking about our graduation ceremony at Peking University, it’s overwhelming!"

"As a Peking University native!"

"I absolutely agree!"

"So this time, we have to win. Those of you who are doing this, if you can’t think of a plan for me, then just stay here and think about it. Go to the toilet here, eat here, and sleep here!"

"Until you figure it out!"

It can be seen that the principal is very angry this time.

Because generally speaking, the director of the college is usually concerned about graduation ceremonies, and the principal almost never asks about it.

But because of the old grudge between Peking University and Tsinghua University.

The two The top universities have always competed with each other in terms of academic achievements and artistic achievements!

At this time, the principals looked at each other with angry expressions. to discuss

"Or do your school of physics conduct a physics experiment? Is it that feeling of flickering fire and lightning?"

"Are you mentally ill? It's broad daylight, what's flashing?"

"I think your school of psychology can do a group hypnosis? After all, students are under so much pressure now, how creative it would be to give them some relief!"

"Creative shit! There will be 3,000 people in the playground, how can I hypnotize them? Shouting with two loudspeakers?"

"What's more, if I really succeed in hypnosis, wouldn't you think it's very weird if there are more than 3,000 people lying in the audience?"

"I think the School of Life Sciences can take action and directly talk about the formation and changes of human beings. In this era, people like to listen to scientific knowledge."

"……"

Facing the discussions among a group of deans in the audience.

The old principal was completely dumbfounded.

Snapped!

Snapped!

The old principal put his hands on the table fiercely and cursed:"You old antiques, how come you are older than me in your thinking? This is a graduation ceremony. Do you understand the ceremony? What bullshit suggestions! That person who teaches life sciences , get out of here quickly, go outside to cool down first."

The old principal got angry.

All the deans in the audience lowered their heads and did not dare to speak.

The old principal glanced at everyone and said,"Come! Tell me now! Which college can take over this job?"

After hearing these words.

A group of deans lowered their heads even more.

I wish I could bury my head in my crotch.

The old principal continued:"As long as this matter can be handled well, this year's school funds will be directly allocated 10 million!"

It was at this time.

The dean of the School of Liberal Arts, who had been silent, raised his head confidently, with a smile on his lips and winked at the old dean.

The old principal also noticed the other party's gaze and said,"Beiguang? Do you have any idea?"

"Um.

Zhang Beiguang nodded and said:"I have a way, dean, there is a graduate in our college. As long as we call him over, we will be stable this year!""

"It is no exaggeration to say that he directly punched Beijing Film Academy and kicked Tsinghua University!"

"Sit firmly at the top of the graduation season!"

As soon as these words came out, the deans who had their heads buried just now raised their heads again.

Ah?

Is it such an exaggeration?

……

Even the old principal's eyes widened and he said earnestly:"Beiguang, I know it's a lot of pressure, but you can't brag, just one student is stable?"

"Um!

Zhang Beiguang nodded vigorously,"Don't worry, leave it to me, no problem!""

"good!"

The old principal stood up directly and said:"Come on, Beiguang, the hope of our school rests on you."

……

After the meeting.

The old dean did not call Zhou Mo directly.

Instead, he contacted the beautiful girls in the college. Each of these girls was eighteen or nineteen years old. Each one was prettier than the other, and their legs were longer than many people's.

And these girls have only one mission, which is to call Zhou Mo. then.

Under the attack of these many beautiful girls.

Zhou Mo nodded in agreement. only.

Zhou Mo claimed that he was not doing it to show off in front of young school girls.

But I love my alma mater.

Bring glory to the school.

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